Disclaimer: ALL CHARACTERS AND PLACES BELONG TO J.K. ROWLING I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING(wish I did though )
The dursley's were mad, no scratch that they were bloody storming! This Damn freak and his bloody world had pushed them over the limit's for the last time, Now its time for revenge and they knew exactly how to do it.
They were currently in there basement filled with crates of assorted weapons, ranging from knife's all the way to rocket launcher's, but they were still missing one tiny thing! "These AR-15's I just ordered from my MI6 contact will be the last thing on our list before we start our revenge, It will be sweet and painful." Said Vernon as he had a big smile on his sweaty, fat mustached face.
Vernon was heavy set man with a full and thick mustache on his upper lip, Next to him on his right was his son Dudley who has a heavy set boy and had an attitude of a spoiled brat, and to his left has his loving wife Petunia who had a average and a slim figure in stark contrast of her husband and son, but don't be fooled by the men's heavy set under that blubber hid pounds and pounds of raw muscle that any normal man would be jealous of!
"I cant wait until I see potters' face when I steal that hotty little read head from him maybe after we are done breading, he can be fluffer and clean up my creampie's! Said dudley imagining the scene while creepily licking his lips chapped puffy lips perversely.
"OH MY LITTLE DUDLEYKINS IS GROWING UP SO FAST!" Both Petunia and Vernon shouted as they comically grabbed hold, and squeezed the life out of dudley, But before anything else could be said or done a loud doorbell could be herd. "COMING!" screamed as he let go of duddley and bolted up running as fast as those stubby legs could carry him.
As Vernon Flung open the door a scrawny pimply brown hared Male UPS Worker said "Umm good day Mr. umm Dursley" He said looking at his cliché mail man clip bored, He put a hand up and cleared his throat and said "Its not everyday you get a package of this size, Just sign here and ill unload it and be on my way"…
As the post man Wheeled in the giant wooden crate on what ever those things were called? Into the middle of there living room with a tip of the hat, and a good day he departed to where ever the hell they all come from?
With Brian Shaw(A cookie for who ever knows who he is and is a fellow lifter.) like strength Vernon Heaved that fucker open. The Dursley family peered inside the crate and what they saw almost there face split in two, The last of what they needed for there daring plot 3 brand spanking new AR-15's pilled onto each other up top the ammo boxes.
As Vernon took out the first AR-15, He than proceeded to lift up the gun high in the air and shouted to the devil, and the earth "FINALLY WITH ALL THIS WE CAN FINNALY KILL THE FREAKS, AND TAKE OVER THE MAGICAL WORLD!" The dursley's than began to laugh manically in the air like supervillans "MUHAHAHAHA".
A storm was coming for Harry, and for the magical world? what will become of them? What will they do? Will Dudley make harry his Fluffer? Will Vernon take over Vernors ginger ale? Find out on the next episode of…What ever the fuck this thing is IG?
Shitty authors notes:
Well that took me a couple of beers to write today. This is the first time I ever wrote anything here… so yeah that's pretty much it… Umm fav and follow, criticism if worthless on me because my I only write when im buzzed, so fav and follow IG.