Warning: The story that you are about to read contains material that may not be suitable to some readers. The following story contains explicit language, extreme OOC-ness, graphic violence and gore, mild sexual themes, and dark comedy. This story is rated M for a reason, so if you are someone that is easily offended or doesn't like seeing your favorite characters act like idiots or jerkasses when they're not supposed to be, then this story is not for you, and I do apologize in advance if anything does come off as offensive in this story because I'm not that kind of person that likes to offend people.

As another note, this story is a parody of trollfics and their tropes, so if there's any kind of misspelling, grammar errors, or any kinds of historical inaccuracies and logic that makes absolutely no sense, then it is completely intentional and all of this is done for comedic purposes. You can also expect crappy OCs, unrealistic sex scenes/IKEA erotica, outdated memes, and obscure references that absolutely no one will get.

Also, if you want to riff or do a dramatic reading or whatever on this absolute masterpiece of shit, then just go right ahead. I honestly don't care.

And one last thing, this story follows the same continuity as my previous OK K.O./Smash crossover, so I highly recommend that you read up to Chapter 13 of Let's (Not) Be Smashers in order to fully understand the setup of this story. With all that said, let the shit show begin.

T.K.O. Joins the Hot Topic Krew

Chaptar 1: T.K.O. Meets the Mall Goths

One day at the Let's Be Smashers clubhouse, T.K.O. was sitting in his room at the Let's Be Smashers clubhouse. He sat in a beanbag chair drinking a Capri-sun while wearing his purple pentagram shirt and a sterio right beside him with Nine Inch Nails blasting through the room because he was hardcore. This edgy brat's room was far away from the other LBS member's rooms because those stupid fuckers wouldn't stop complaining about his loud as shit music as they obviously didn't have the edgy tastes that he had.

T.K.O. continued to sit around and being edgy when there was a knock on the door. T.K.O. was obviously irritated by this and shouted "Fuck off!" at whoever it was at the door.

But the person who was at the door didn't fuck off and they literally knocked the door down. It was none other than Carol, who was very cross with the fact that T.K.O. was being an emo peice of shit right now. "T.K.O., you will not speak to your mother like that! We do not say the f word in this house!"

"I dont give a shit" T.K.O. muttered as he crumpled up his empty Capri-sun and tossed it on the floor, being too emo to bother to pick it up.

"Why have you acting luck such a brat lately?"

"Because I don't want to be in this clubhouse will all those fucking stupid smasher wannabe retards!"

"T.K.O., what did I say about saying that word?!"

"Fuck you, Mom! I can say whatever the fuck I want!" T.K.O. snapped as he flipped Carol off.

Carol was shocked by that gesture and language. "T.K.O., if you don't stop being an edgy brat right now, you're gonna be in huge trouble, do you hear me?!"

K.O. then came in from out of nowhere. "Yeah T.K.O., why you gotta be so edgy and bratty."

T.K.O. had enough of this and then stood up and shouted, "You know what?! I don't wanna be with this fucking stupid-ass lets be Smashers team anymore!"

K.O. and Carol both gasped upon hearing that and T.K.O. pushed them aside began to walk down the hall. "T.K.O., where are you going?" K.O. asked.

"I'm getting the fuck out of here. I'm not gonna be wasting any more time in this retarded clubhouse!"

"Wait T.K.O., you can't go! What will we do without you?!"

T.K.O. turned around and shouted, "You know what?! You and your group of fucking stupid retards can go and shave a boat up your fucking stupid asses because you're all a bunch of fucking stupid retards!" He then stormed out of the clubhouse and slammed the door behind him, leaving Carol and K.O. to wonder what has become of that emo peice of shit.

"What are we gonna do, mommy? What if he doesn't come back?"

"Don't worry, K.O. He'll come back, and when he does he'll be grounded for leaving like that."

In the next scene at the mall, T.K.O. was now walking around at the mall. He walked around the mall like he owned the motherfucking place with his hands by his sides and scoffing at all the preps and those who stared at him.

"Oh I never." some random person said in a southern accent and then fainted.

T.K.O. laughed as he took a sip of his hardcore Capri-sun and ran a hand through his floofy emo hair. He was walking around the mall like a fuckin' boss until he arrived at the greatest store ever...Hot Topic! The perfect paradise for every hardcore goth in the world (and also those that loved wearing black)! T.K.O. was about to walk into the store when he was stopped by a voice.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?"

T.K.O. turned around and saw a bunch of mall goths standing right behind him. They all were wearing black because they were goths.

"Who the fuck are you assholes?" T.K.O. asked as he looked at the goths.

"Who are we? We are..." the leader said, and then they all got into battle poses and announced, "THE HOT TOPIC KREW!"

"DARK PIT, THE LEADER!"

"LUCAS, THE GENERAL!"

"OW, THE EDGE!"

"MEWTWO, I TAKE LIVES AWAY!"

"CIA, THE FUCKING TACTICIAN! I WILL GET MY LINKY-POO BACK FROM ZELDA!"

T.K.O. stared at the mall goths unimpressed, and responded by giving them a flip of his middle finger and a "Fuck off" before turning around and going into the Hot Topic.

The mall goths stood there in shock as the emo kid just flipped them off like that. No other edgy person had ever done that to them! That kid would be a perfect addition to the krew.

The mall goths walked into the Hot Topic and found T.K.O. listening to his edgy music on his headphones while looking through the gothic music section. "hey, kid." they all said.

"What the fuck do you assholes want with me?!" T.K.O. asked in irritation as he had his music interrupted by these assholes.

"Listen kid, since you're just as dark and edgy as the rest of us, what do you say about joining the Hot Topic Krew?" asked Dark Pit, the leader.

T.K.O. thought about it for a moment, and then he scoffed. "Ugh, fine. What do I have to do to join you assholes?"

The Krew then huddled together and whispered to each other about how they should initiate T.K.O. into the krew.

"Alright, in order to join the Hot Topic Krew, you have to blow up the bubblegum and grape soda factory."

"Why the fuck do I have to do that?"

"Because bubblegum and grape soda are weeb shit and they must be destroyed!" Dark Pit shouted. "So are you in or not?"

T.K.O. scoffed again. "I'm in, I guess."

"Perfect. just meet us back here at night and let us do the rest."

Later at night (of course they had to do it at night), T.K.O. and the Hot Topic Krew hid in bushes outside the bubblegum and grape soda factory. They had to hide because the building was heavily guarded by weebs and they had to think of a way to get rid of them.

"Alright assholes, what am I supposed to do?" T.K.O. asked.

"Okay, so what you have to do is take this pipe bomb and put it right in the heart of the factory inside." Dark Pit said as he handed a small bomb that Cia made.

"I cant go in there! There's a bunch of weeaboo faggots guarding the entrance!"

"Don't worry, kid. We'll take care of them." Mewtwo said as he prepared himself to do what he does best, which is killing people.

Two guards stood outside the main entrance of the factory chewing bubblegum and drinking grape soda. Suddenly, edgy music started playing out of nowhere and they looked around to see where it was coming from.

"What the fuck is that awful goth music?" One of the guards asked.

"Someone must be trying to distract us so that they can sneak in" said the other guard, but before they could figure out what it was, the Hot Topic Krew attacked them and killed them.

"We got them. Now get in there! Go, go!" Dark Pit said, and T.K.O. went inside the factory to succeed in his mission to blow it up.

T.K.O. walked through the inside of the factory, avoiding getting detected by guards until he arrived at the very heart of the factory, which was protected by a steel door, but of course that didn't stop him as he busted the door down and what he saw inside made him gag and throw up a little in his mouth.

The whole room was a bright blue and decorated with anime marchandise, and he wanted to hurl, but he held down his bile as he walked over to the heart of the factory to placed the bomb it.

Just as T.K.O. was about to put the bomb on the heart, a loud siren began wailing and several guards burst in and surrounded him.

"Freeze and put your hand up!" they shouted, but T.K.O. quickly placed the bomb and ran out of the room, pushing several guards aside.

"Hey, don't let that edgy brat get away!" a guard shouted and pressed a button on the wall to put the building on lockdown. All of the door became protected by very strong steel, hoping that they could trap the entruder.

"Ha, do you really think that some steel door is gonna stop me?" T.K.O. scoffed as he raised an electric fist and busted down the door to head outside where the Hot Topic Krew was waiting.

"Did you plant the bomb in there?" Dark Pit asked. The krew would get their answer as the factory blew up, sending several balls of fire everywhere.

Once the explosion died down, the Hot Topic Krew looked up at what remained of the factory, which thankfully for them, was nothing. They then cheeered and congradulated T.K.O. for getting rid of the evil that was bubblegum and grape sode.

"Congradulations, kid. You're now part of the Hot Topic Krew." Dark Pit said.

"Great." T.K.O. grinned. Maybe he'd warm up to these goths, or maybe not, but he was pretty satisfied that he was with a group of people who were just like him. Definitely a lot better than the Let's Be Smashers.