Heh, This is dedicated to Dinosour. Just a funny little story I made in vain at fanfiction for not letting me post my other story...
Please review, I would like to know how you liked it. It was my first attempt at making a humor thingy...
"Ppppffffttt!" Escaped from Link's fanny.
"Link, so help me goddesses if that stinks-OH MY GODDESS! ACK!" Zelda screamed doubling over in the wagon. Link smiled mischievous at his wife and locked the window in the now poisonous cart. "No! Air! PLEASE HELP!"
"I'm sorry I can't hold it in any longer I have to poop and it hurts!" Link pleaded. "When are we going to be at Saria's house already?" "Ppppffffttt!"
"No! Not again!" Zelda pleaded falling to floor from her cut off of oxygen. The wagon came to an abrupt stop slamming Zelda against the front window of the wagon squishing her face into an awkward position. Link laughed hardily before more farts escaped him.
He ran out of the wagon towards Saria's house slamming open her front door skidding for the bathroom. He slammed the bathroom door shut and all Saria could do was stare at the bathroom door as she heard explosions and gunfire from the bathroom, "Are you alright Link?"
The sounds of war stopped as she heard footsteps approach the door. The door creaked open revealing a smiling Link and a stench that could make the Grinch lay down and die, "Saria your toilet is clogged."
"LINK! GODESSES DAMN YOU! EVERYTIME YOU TAKE A SHIT YOU CLOG THE TOILET! EVERYTIME!"
Thanks for reading, please review!