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'...What the hell am I doing?'
"Uhh...aah...uh..."
'She's...she's only 18 for christ's sake! And I'm 29! An 11-year difference...is it bad? Is it good? I don't know! Anya understands these sort of things...if only she was here...in spirit, not in body...I wouldn't want to traumatize her...'
"Ooh...harder...deeper...uh..."
'How did we even end up here? In this room...in the back of some goddamn whore house? And...'
"Ahh...ahh...so...so good..."
'...And why am I shoving my penis up her vagina?! Oh god...I feel sick...'
"I'm...I'm cumming...ugh...ahh...AHH..."
'Fuck, she's cumming! What do I do?! What do I do?! Better question...HOW THE FUCK DID I EVEN GET IN THIS MESS IN THE FIRST PLACE, DAMMIT?!'
"OOOOOOOOOOOH..."
'Ugh, it's all white and sticky...and is that blood? Oh shit, she's having her period! Eww...'
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH..."
'She's still going! Good grief, this girl has alotta cum in her! I wonder if she masturbates in the shower while thinking of that Lelouch kid...I bet she does...'
"YES...YES...YEEEES...SO AMAZINGGGG..."
'Is this normal? Is this face she's making normal? I'm not killing her by accident, right?'
"..."
'Ah! She's quiet now! I sure as hell hope she's not dead...because then I'd be fucking a corpse, and that'd be pretty awkward. Alright, now that she's finally shut up, I can try and figure out how I ended up in this situation...'
"...Your dick is an orange..."
'...WHAT?!'
"Your dick is like...an orange..."
'...How do I respond to something like that?'
"Big...and orange...like an orange..."
'She's clearly delirious...SO WHY THE HELL AM I STILL THRUSTING MY PENIS UP HER VAGINA?! Jesus Christ, I just can't stop myself...I feel so out of character right now...'
"Squishy and juicy...like an orange...hee hee..."
'Good god, this poor girl is turning into a SLUTTY WHORE! I'm surprised enough she wasn't one already when I saw her in her battle suit last year, though...'
"...Can I suck it?"
'...HOLY CRAP...'
"Oh yeah...it looks like an orange...mmm..."
'Whoa...whoa...whooooooa! This feels rather strange!'
"Mmm...tastes...delicious...ahh..."
'It's pouring down her throat...AND I JUST REALIZED THAT I'M A VIRGIN TOO!!!'
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH..."
'THIS...THIS...IS INCREDIBLY AWKWAAAAAAAAARD...'
The tape ended there, and both Jeremiah and Kallen were speechless. Taking the video out of the VCR, Lelouch turned to them and said, "...So, I need you two to reenact that scene, but let me get in on the action! Alright?!"
Jeremiah and Kallen still said nothing.