Terra: Why are you doing this?
Demon: Don't know! Ok people! Here I'm going to do some songs fics and peg some of the YGO Crew!
Squeaky: Peg! With what? Eggs! Chickens!! Duke!!! Woohoo!!!!
Woohoo: Woohoo!
Joey: Die!!!! (chases the little blue star)
Woohoo: Woohoo!!! (floats away)
Demon: I mean I'm going to make them sing to songs you'll never see them singing to in this life time or the next!
Terra and Squeaky: OHHHHHHH!!!
Woohoo: Woohoo!!
Joey: Burn in hell!
Demon: (pulls out Whopping Shovel and hits Joey over the head!) That's better!
Joey: #o# (Slumps to the ground)
Terra: Add some other stuff to this guy ... girl!
Demon: Don't worry! Oh yeah ... I'm not ... I repeat ... I'm not trying to make people look, sound or act gay (Pegasus does a good job of doing that himself!) So lets start this!
Seto wakes up at 5 in the morning to the sound of one of his many cell phones going off!
Phone: (in a stupid tone) Hey Kaiba! Hey Kaiba! Hey Kaiba!
Seto: (reaches out to grab phone, his face still buried deep into his pillow) Damn Pegasus! (Raises head and answers the phone!) Hello? Who is this?
Pegasus: Hey Kaiba-boy! Come come! Hurry or you'll be late! You lost the bet! Remember!
Seto: I'm moving! I'm moving! And don't call me that again!
Pegasus: What you mean Kaiba-boy?!
Seto: Yes that!
Pegasus: Yes? Yes! OK then! Kaiba-boy! Oh Kaiba-boy! Here Kaiba-boy! Yes Kaiba-boy that's right!
Seto: Shut up you fag! (hangs up!)
Seto rolls out of bed ... literally, and hits his head on his bedside table. Pulling himself up he makes his way over to his wardrobe. He pulled out a Fire Fighter Uniform. Ten minutes later Seto leaves his house to find the other people that must suffer being with Pegasus for this fic!
Down on a random street at a random time Joey Wheeler is about to suffer the greatest pain ever ... (dum dum dummmmmmmmm (( deep breath)) mmmmmmmmmmmm) Just then Malik shows up wearing a sailor suit.
Joey: O.o Wtf....
(Lights! Music! Shoot Me Please!)
Malik: Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.
(Pegasus shows up in a Police outfit!)
Pegasus: Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
Malik and Pegasus: (Dancing while singing!)
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...
(Seto appears out of nowhere!)
Joey: Holy Shit!
Seto: Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing!
No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the y.m.c.a.
I'm sure they can help you today.
P.M.S. (lolz) (Pegasus, Malik, Seto Dancing circles around Joey!):
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...
Pegasus:
Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so tight ...
That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
There's a place there called the y.m.c.a.
They can start you back on your way.
P.M.S:
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
Y-m-c-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-c-a, hey.
Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.
Y-m-c-a ... just go to the y-m-c-a.
Young man, young man, are you listening to me?
Young man, young man, what do you wanna be?
(The three of them just stop singing and walk away from the scene)
Joey: Scarred! Now I need to go rip out my eyes and try to forget what just happened as I get hit by at least a dozen cars on the way to Disney World!
End
Terra: That was completely pointless! No one is going to review this!
Demon: There's always a chance!
Squeaky: Hey everyone if you review, give us a title of a song and who the should be singing it!
Demon: You cannot be the Squeaky I know!
Squeaky: And way not!
Demon: You are too damn smart!
Squeaky: (Chasing his tail while snapping and his paws!) Wha???
Demon: Never mind! Review please!
Woohoo: Woohoo!