Touya woke up at seven in the morning with a terrible headache. Jin, his best friend and roommate had been snoring very loudly
And Touya had gotten very little sleep.Touya got up and got dressed and went downstairs. Touya was an ice demon. He was tall
with slick back blue hair, and two strands of thick green bangs. He had icy blue eyes and a blue fishnet shirt and blue pants. He walked
into the living room to find Jin watching TV. Jin, was a wind demon. He was tall with bushy red hair ,a horn on the top of his head
and an Irish accent. He was wearing his crisscross white toga shirt and baggy white pants." Morning' Touya! Did ye sleep well?"
" No I was kept awake by an unearthly, wind loud snore." " Well thas a shame. I slept like a toddler taking his nap after a frolic
in the fields." " Well good for you." Touya muttered. He tolerated his friend but, there were times when he felt like taking that horn of
his and ripping it off.' I need some Aspirin.' Touya went into the bathroom to get some medicine , when he heard his friend call out
in joy. " Touya come in 'ere quick!" Touya staggered back into the living room. " What do you want J-." He was cut short by what he
saw in Jin's hands. " Look at what I found under the floorboards! Two whole barrels of Sugar! Wonder what they were doin there?"
Touya knew all too well. Flashback Jin is buzzing around the room going "WHEEEEEEEE! " In a high squeaky voice. Touya is
taking all the remaining sweets and putting it under the floorboards. Back to now " Uh. yeah wonder how that got there..." ' I've got
to get that sugar away from him.' " Uh say Jin." " Aye." " I think I saw some cookies out in the fridge, why don't you go get some?"
" COOKIES? WELL WHY DIDN'T YA SAY SO? LAST ONE IN THERE IS A THREE DAY OLD BAG OF SHEEP STOMACH!"
Jin then scurried into the kitchen searching for the false cookies. ' Gotta hide the sugar'. Touya then began hoisting the barrels
of sugar back under the floorboards. As Jin was searching through the kitchen he realized something. ' Hold the phone, we haven't
'ad cookies fer three munths.' " OH NO MY SUGAR!" Jin then flew back into the living room to find Touya putting away the sugar.
" Touya what ar ye doing!" " Um this isn't what it looks like?" Jin flew close to Touya . " I know wha' this is.. you're hoardin all the sugar
fer ye self!" " Nooooo." Yeah! And I'm taking what's mine!" Jin then grabbed the sugar and flew off. " Nooooooo!" He had to stop Jin.
With that much sugar he'll be hyper for days on end. He followed Jin into the kitchen , then the hallway and then Jin boarded himself in
his room. While running toward Jin's room he slipped and knocked his head against the floor and blacked out.
Touya woke up once again with a headache, but this time he woke up because someone was blowing in his ear.Jin was standing
next to him , and blowing in his ear. " WakeywakeyTouya!" " Oh nooooooooo." His fears were confirmed . Jin was mega hyper.
" WaddayafeellikedoinTouya?Huh?huh?huh?" " Um how about sleeping?" " Awyaalreadydidenoughoftha'.Iknow!LetssingtehHappySong!"
" oh no not the happy song..." " Singthehappyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappysong!Singthehappyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappysong!"
" Jin..." " Wha?" "Run..." " Umwhy?" " Because..." " Becausewhy?" " Because I don't want you to become a frozen LEPRACHAUN!" Touya then rose up flinging ice beams from his hands attempting to freeze the hyper Irish wind demon.
And this is why you never have any sort of sugar food within one hundred feet of Jin. Unless you wish to end up like poor poor
Touya. So remember kids. Never give a hyper prone wind demon a barrel of sugar. Thank you and good day.
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