If you like my fanfiction "Vegito- Universal Warrior of the Gods", then you'll like this new fanfiction I've made.

This fanfiction is going to be the life of Vegeta before he became Vegito in my other fanfiction. I will be doing one for Goku as well.

But, the whole thing is going to be in Vegeta's POV, which means it'll be hilarious.

So let's get right into the chapter!

Chapter 1: Dammit, Nappa..

Planet Vegeta, age 712

The young Saiyan prince walks through a doorway, where he sees his father.

"Hello, Father," Prince Vegeta says respectfully. King Vegeta nods at him with a smile as if to say hello.

"Hey, Vegeta!" A young Raditz calls. The young prince looks over to see his lower-class friend waving at him.

"Hey, Raditz, how's your leg?" Vegeta asks.

"Gettin' better," Raditz says, looking at his sprained ankle. "My dad says that my Saiyan blood will help it heal faster."

Vegeta smiles. He's glad that his friend is healing nicely.

"Anyways, I gotta go," Raditz says. "See ya!" Then, he flies towards his home.

Vegeta then leaves the room and... oh God dammit.

"Hey, Vegeta!" the moustached Saiyan calls. "Vegeta! Vegeta! Vegeta!"

"What do you want, Nappa?!" Vegeta yells angrily.

"We have a mission, Vegeta." Nappa says.

"Excellent," Vegeta says with a smile. "Now take that damn wig off, you're embarrassing yourself."

He looks back at Nappa to now see his head completely bald. Well, that was fast, Vegeta thinks.

Ten years later...

"Are we there yet?" Nappa asks.

"No," Vegeta replies in annoyance. This had been going on for hours.

They had just finished up taking out some strange bug people and were going to planet Earth to retrieve their colleague, Raditz, and his long lost brother, Kakarot.

Sounds like an idiot, Vegeta had thought when he first heard the name. Oh, little did he know... he was f*ckin' right.

"Are we there yet?" Nappa asks for the millionth time.

"YES!" Vegeta says.

"Yayyyyy," comes the reply.

I will never understand this moron... Vegeta concludes.

They land on Earth to find that Raditz is dead. Kind of a no-brainer there. He was a weak little shit.

Then, Vegeta sees him. The small, bald man that will forever ruin his life. Why does he hate bald people so much?

A couple minutes later

Nappa kicked all of their asses. The end.

Suddenly, the idiot hero arrives. Kakarot... he even looks like an idiot. Vegeta thinks.

Nappa challenges Kakarot, just for the fun of killing him.

"Go ahead," Kakarot says. "You get the first hit."

Oh, I'm going to murder that smile... Vegeta thinks.

"Nappa, don't!" Vegeta says. "It's a trick!"

"But Vegeta," Nappa replies. "Trix are for kids.."

Why did I even bother...

"You know what? F*ck it," Vegeta says. "Do whatever you want."

"But Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?"

Vegeta then reads his scouter. "1,006."

"Really?"

"Yep," Vegeta replies. "Kick his ass, Nappa."

Nappa suddenly gets his ass kicked.

"Vegeta!" Nappa says with a small pout.

"Oh wait," Vegeta says, flipping the scouter over. "The scouter was upside down. It's over 9,000."

He then crushes the scouter while Nappa groans in pain.

"Vegeta, let's make some Raditzes!" Nappa says.

"We're all out," Vegeta replies.

"Nooooooooooo!"

"You know what?" Vegeta says in anger. "F*ck this!" He then fires a blast at the now weakened Nappa, and moments later, he's dead.

Vegeta then glares wickedly at Kakarot.

"It's my turn now, clown!" he says. "I'm going to make you my bitch!"

Kakarot blinks in confusion.

"What?"

"Nothing."

To be continued

Well there it is. Chapter 1 of the new fanfiction.

Tell me what you guys think! I take full inspiration from TeamFourStar for this fanfiction, so there will be some Abridged humor in here.

If you have any questions, ask away! I'll answer any question you may have within 24 hours.

Chapter 2 will be out soon, and Chapter 1 of the revamped "Vegito- Universal Warrior of the Gods" will be out before October 1st.

See ya! ? ﾟﾔﾥ