WHY I KICKED THE CRAP OUTTALK MARKO
~The 3rd installment of the true life stories.The title tells all.OR&OR~
Disclaimer-Kicks Marko"Say it!" "Okay okayed does not own me or anything else but,herself.And she owns her giant cookies"Throws him a giant cookie"Good boy.NOW READ LIKE YOU LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!"
The day is October 1st,2003.I was as always walking home from school.It was another oh-so boring day in the twigs of Placerville,LA.Luckily my bitch of a mother(I hated her after I met Shipper)& my idiot sister were visiting my grandmother in New Orleans(its about 3 hours away from my house).So I had the house to myself.
I went inside my house & up to my room.Every once in a grand while Sesshoumaru would take some of my unmentionables or make-up.I'd kind gotten used to it.Why you ask do I bring this up?Well for one look my dresser is open & some of my stuff is missing.Well,anyway I dug in my closet & pulled out my most favorite outfit.My back tube top that says 'Censored' in white(get it?) & my dark blue low-ride jeans.BACK TO THE STORY!
I was going to go to the mall with my friends.The bad thing was we had to go with my boyfriend,Kiel's brother cause the nearest mall is in Alexandria which might I ad is half an hour away........
AT THE MALL
At the mall Kiel,Croc,Rat,Nick,& me were walking around looking at the stuff in the stores.And of course Croc had to use it & she dragged me along.
IN THE JOHN
As I waited for Croc I look at the walls for no real reason & noticed a small hole about the size of an eyeball.Outtalk curiosity & put my finger I it & heard a yell from the other.I looked to the left & saw a foreskin's doorknob. So like any other kid I opened it up & guess who I saw.(Random Voice:A chicken booger?)Lord sexual harassment himself Marko!I yanked him out & slapped him(YET YET!!) "I get that a lot..."Was all he said & then tried to(cheap shot)grope me when I wasn't looking.(Random Voice:LET THE BEATING BEGIN!)I decked him & grabbed him were the sun don't shine."You've got a hard head huh?"I won't go into detail just put it this way he looked like hell when I was finished. WHO GIVES A CARE? Okay I couldn't leave Marko in the bathroom so I dragged him home in my amazing expanding bookrack!Which grew to the size of well me...... AT HOME Okay after dragging him home I tied him up in my spinning computer chair(Spiny spiny). "Okay,why are you here?"I sat on my bed which is a shrine to Fluffy(*drool*). "Will you-"Everybody knows what happens next major SLAP! "Okay let me rephrase that...What are you doing in Placerville,Louisiana?And no lies!" "I Fell down a random anime well" "Oh..." "YETI!COME DOWN HERE!!"My evil mother called for me... ;If you even breath I'll beat the living-" "YETI!!" DOWNSTAIRS I went into the kitchen to see...Shipper? "YETI!"He jumped on my head. "How yaw been Runt?"I pried him off my head "Yeti,Shipper has come to visit so take him up to your room." "Yeah sure sure..."I climbed up the stairs & the next tile shows up. MY ROOM Okay I dragged the runt up to my room & Lord Idiot had escaped from the chair & like so many other anime guys before was rummaging through my clothes... (Random Voice:LET THE BEATING COMMENCE..AGAIN) Because of the extreme violence I shan't give any details except I doubt he'll be able to have kids. LATER..... After the extreme beating I chunked Marko & Shipper down the well & some more crazy crap happened but, that's another story. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SORRY ITS SO SHORT & NOT FUNNY!I got writers block bad...... So I'd take suggestions for my next story!
~The 3rd installment of the true life stories.The title tells all.OR&OR~
Disclaimer-Kicks Marko"Say it!" "Okay okayed does not own me or anything else but,herself.And she owns her giant cookies"Throws him a giant cookie"Good boy.NOW READ LIKE YOU LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!"
The day is October 1st,2003.I was as always walking home from school.It was another oh-so boring day in the twigs of Placerville,LA.Luckily my bitch of a mother(I hated her after I met Shipper)& my idiot sister were visiting my grandmother in New Orleans(its about 3 hours away from my house).So I had the house to myself.
I went inside my house & up to my room.Every once in a grand while Sesshoumaru would take some of my unmentionables or make-up.I'd kind gotten used to it.Why you ask do I bring this up?Well for one look my dresser is open & some of my stuff is missing.Well,anyway I dug in my closet & pulled out my most favorite outfit.My back tube top that says 'Censored' in white(get it?) & my dark blue low-ride jeans.BACK TO THE STORY!
I was going to go to the mall with my friends.The bad thing was we had to go with my boyfriend,Kiel's brother cause the nearest mall is in Alexandria which might I ad is half an hour away........
AT THE MALL
At the mall Kiel,Croc,Rat,Nick,& me were walking around looking at the stuff in the stores.And of course Croc had to use it & she dragged me along.
IN THE JOHN
As I waited for Croc I look at the walls for no real reason & noticed a small hole about the size of an eyeball.Outtalk curiosity & put my finger I it & heard a yell from the other.I looked to the left & saw a foreskin's doorknob. So like any other kid I opened it up & guess who I saw.(Random Voice:A chicken booger?)Lord sexual harassment himself Marko!I yanked him out & slapped him(YET YET!!) "I get that a lot..."Was all he said & then tried to(cheap shot)grope me when I wasn't looking.(Random Voice:LET THE BEATING BEGIN!)I decked him & grabbed him were the sun don't shine."You've got a hard head huh?"I won't go into detail just put it this way he looked like hell when I was finished. WHO GIVES A CARE? Okay I couldn't leave Marko in the bathroom so I dragged him home in my amazing expanding bookrack!Which grew to the size of well me...... AT HOME Okay after dragging him home I tied him up in my spinning computer chair(Spiny spiny). "Okay,why are you here?"I sat on my bed which is a shrine to Fluffy(*drool*). "Will you-"Everybody knows what happens next major SLAP! "Okay let me rephrase that...What are you doing in Placerville,Louisiana?And no lies!" "I Fell down a random anime well" "Oh..." "YETI!COME DOWN HERE!!"My evil mother called for me... ;If you even breath I'll beat the living-" "YETI!!" DOWNSTAIRS I went into the kitchen to see...Shipper? "YETI!"He jumped on my head. "How yaw been Runt?"I pried him off my head "Yeti,Shipper has come to visit so take him up to your room." "Yeah sure sure..."I climbed up the stairs & the next tile shows up. MY ROOM Okay I dragged the runt up to my room & Lord Idiot had escaped from the chair & like so many other anime guys before was rummaging through my clothes... (Random Voice:LET THE BEATING COMMENCE..AGAIN) Because of the extreme violence I shan't give any details except I doubt he'll be able to have kids. LATER..... After the extreme beating I chunked Marko & Shipper down the well & some more crazy crap happened but, that's another story. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SORRY ITS SO SHORT & NOT FUNNY!I got writers block bad...... So I'd take suggestions for my next story!