The Bachelorette: Ouran High School Host Club Edition

I am giving xOctaviax Complete Credit for this fanfiction idea.

She mentioned the idea in one of her reviews, and I am using it with her permission.

Thanks BTW!

I just had fun writing it, so I hope you have fun reading it!

Another Note: Takes place in America.

"Five dollar...Five dollar Foot Long..."

The familiar jingle had snapped Ranka out of his pre-snooze stupor. He was now watching as an enormous sub sandwich lingered on the screen...

"And now...the Bachelorette!"

The commercial had ended, and Ranka straightened up in his chair, eyeing the television intently, eagerly waiting for the drama to begin.

"Poor suckers," he thought, smiling to himself.

Six handsome-looking gentlemen were gathered around the center of the living room, casually lounging around and occasionally taking a sip from their glasses. The camera came to rest on each bachelor as they introduced themselves. It turned out they were all very rich and influential men from Japan.

Suoh, Tamaki (Age 23) "I am Tamaki," he says, sending the audience a rather charming smile, "And I do believe in fairytale romances...hopefully, this wonderful woman turns out to be my princess."

Ootori, Kyouya (Age 23) "My name is Kyouya Ootori." He adjusts his glasses so they rest more comfortably on the bridge of his nose. "I am the current owner of Ootori Enterprises. My sister was the one who encouraged me to join the show..." At this point he appears to scowl a bit, but then continues. "She claims I need to take a break from the family business and settle down..."

Haninozuka, Mitsukuni (Age 24) "Ooh! Hi, America!" The man almost in his mid-twenties somehow manages to look like a small, adorable child. He smiles angelically and stares into the camera with wide, brown eyes. "I'm Mitsukuni, but you can call me Hunny, 'kay? I love cake and bunnies and sweet-things! Takashi's my cousin! He's here too!"

At this point, the camera shifts to focus on the person sitting next to him, looking rather stoic.

Morinozuka, Takashi (Age 24) "Hi. I am Takashi." He stops talking, but the camera remains fixed on him, so he continues somewhat reluctantly. "You can call me Mori."

"Oi, camera, over here!" calls two similar-sounding voices. They are waving their hands in perfect synchronization, beckoning the camera to zoom in of their identical faces.

Hitachiin, Hikaru (Age 22) "I'm Hikaru, the older twin. My brother and I are equal heirs to the Hitachiin estate. I wonder what this girl's like...hmm...maybe she'll be able to tell us apart?" He flashes the audience a mischievous grin.

Hitachiin, Kaoru (Age 22) "Hikaru! Just because you're older, you think you can..."

His dialogue is cut short, because Hikaru begins apologizing to his brother in an overly-dramatic way. The show goes to commercial, just as they embrace...

Ranka howls with laughter.

"They really have no idea what they're in for!" he chuckles, clutching his stomach.

A/N: THANKS SO MUCH TO xOctaviax ! She's got some great fanfiction out there, so don't forget to check it out! :D