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Stop. First thing to do before starting the story, did you check the genre properly? Yes? Okay, good. Because this story, no matter how it looks like to you, is a crack fic, like all the other stupid stories we write.
Okay, this story is an Inuyasha Naruto crossover. Excuse us if we tend to over exaggerate on the characters. Couldn't resist.
Warning: Tenten, Kagome, Sakura bashing, slight Ino bashing, extreme OOCness and overpowered shinobis. Do you still want to continue?
Disclaimer: If I own Naruto or Inuyasha, the characters mentioned above for the bashings would have been dead by now.
The Oddities of 2 Worlds
" OOEEEI!! Minna saaaan!!"
Everyone in the clearing simultaneously sighed as they heard this. " Hora…here comes the baka." Kiba sighed, sensing his presence a long time ago. Akamaru, the Inuzuka's ever-so-faithful partner, barked cheerfully at his master's remark.
Sure enough, a few seconds later, you could make out an orange blob in the distance, moving towards the stiff group gathered in the clearing. Finally, after a few more seconds of painful or awkward silence, Naruto, the village's number one hyperactive blond idiot, sprinted smack into Tenten, panting hard.
Once he made sure that oxygen was circulating his body at an even rate, he hurriedly wiped the sweat off his forehead, trampled off a limp Tenten and beamed at the entire group, who was all looking at him. " Eer…Ohaiyo minna! The Great Uzumaki Naruto has finally arrived! Well, was I late?"
Pause. His sentence was greeted with silence, as eleven pairs of angry red bloodshot eyes(Tenten was unconscious) glared back at him. Naruto laughed sheepishly, but then trailed off lamely as nobody showed any response. Finally, Ino, who was standing at the far back, spoke up. " We did agree to meet here at exactly seven in the morning yesterday, right?"
"And what time is it now!?"
" Naruto…it is not right to keep your friends waiting when they have personally called you to come over. Those are the rules."
" You kept us waiting for two hours! Two whole hours!"
" …Prepare to face very agonizing consequences. I shall prepare you for your destiny... As a steaming heap on the floor."
Naruto at once opened his mouth to reply with what probably was a Obito-cum-Kakashi excuse, but was cut off as a loud series of cracks rang through the clearing; Sakura, team seven's last member, had cracked her knuckles menacingly. " Naruto…give me a lame excuse and I will personally make sure you die a very horrible death!"
" No, wait! I can explain…! I..eer..I was late cause yesterday…eer…I had to…had to…" Naruto broke out into cold sweat as the eleven of them stepped menacingly towards him(Tenten was still out cold).
" You had to…?" Repeated a dangerously dark voice on his left. Naruto was sweating profusely now. Sasuke was clenching and unclenching his fists, his eyes just as red as the others, only this time round, his Sharingan wasn't activated.
" I had to…to…to wash my…underpants?" Naruto said uncertainly. At once he knew he had said the wrong thing, because a split second later, he found himself buried under all the sleepy genins-turned-chuunins-turned-jonins, where they all fought to punch every little part of him they could get their hands on. Finally, when they were done, they tossed his limp body to the side of the clearing.
" So what are we all here for today?" Chouji yawned as he lazily opened his seventh bag of chips. " Outside the old Uchiha compound and all…"
" How would I know?" Shikamaru grumbled. " Sasuke just asked Neji and Hinata to check out something, but then Tsunade declared it too risky to send only two Hyuugas, even though Neji is a Jonin already, so our team was sent and Ino just had to blabber, thus Sakura and Naruto came too, and. …arrgh." The Nara rubbed his temples in frustration.
Chouji looked at his frustrared friend and chuckled as he popped more chips into his mouth. Basically, everyone tagged along since Tsunade gave the former Rookie 9, plus team Gai, a break, for being the 'most hardworking shinobi' in leaf. Since none of them have any missions, so they had all jumped at the slightest event, no matter how small it might be. And Gaara happened to be in town, so Naruto dragged him along and he dragged his siblings with him too.
Most of them were already gathering and crowding over the 'thing' Sasuke wanted them to inspect, which turned out to be an old, decaying and moldy well.
"…Are you sure you're still sane, Sasuke-kun?" Lee asked as his abnormally big eyes peered right into the well. "It looks perfectly fine to me."
" And it smells perfectly fine too." Kiba added, his fingers clamped shut against his nose. " As stinky as century old wells should smell like." Akamaru whined in agreement.
" Shut up. I don't need you guys, of all people, to be the ones questioning my sanity." Sasuke snapped, not really being a morning person.
" So what's the problem, Sasuke?" Neji inquired. "Do you need me to check the water down there?"
" No, this well has been dried up for centuries." Sasuke said. " I just need you to see if there are any things under the well. Portals, animals, chakra signs, etc."
" What did you ask?"
" Because…I think I heard something coming from the well for the past few nights…"Sasuke muttered, absently putting his left ear on ground to hear for any movement beneath. Perhaps it was a mole? No, a mole did not make such a loud sound at night.
This well had been in the Uchiha compound from way before he was born, and was somewhat his and Itachi's favourite spot to practice chakra control. The slippery, mossy, and uneven walls with the fact that this well can go down to be as deep as fifty meters made it extra challenging. You slip and fall, you die. Who knows how deep the old well can go?
Sasuke stopped his musings as he sensed several intense gaze directed on him. " Perhaps we really should get him to a psychiatrist." Whispered Kiba to Hinata, who merely looked at the Uchiha with eyes full of concern.
" Sasuke-kun! Are you really okay? Do you have a fever?" Sakura at once dashed forwards and glomped on one of his arms.. Seeing this and not to be outdone, Ino too, ran forwards to snuggle his other arm. " Oh you poor thing, Sasuke-kun…"
" Get off me at once!"
" But- Sasuke-kuuuun…!"
" Oei! Can someone give me a hand down here??"
Too bad for Sasuke, none of the shinobi were too psyched up about helping the Uchiha out. Some, like Hinata, Chouji and Shikamaru, tried to strike up a mundane conversation so as to appear like they were busy with something, but failed miserably. The rest, Neji, Shino, Tenten, Temari and Kankuro, just to name a few, simply just stood there, either with the do-it-yourself smirk, staring at him blankly, or completely looking uninterested. And of course, there were those few people who simply relished at the sight of Sasuke in a dilemma. Like Naruto.
" Ahahahahahahahaha!!" He laughed somewhat hysterically, pointing a shaky finger at the sore Uchiha before rolling on the floor clutching his stomach. " He's finally gone bonkers! Hahahaha!!"
" Shut up, dope! Isn't it more like the other way round!?" Sasuke snarled, still struggling to free himself from his 'bonds'. " And I did see chakra coming out from the well! You're talking to an Uchiha, you idiots!"
Shikamaru perked up after hearing this. "Are you sure it was chakra?"
" Of course!" Sasuke said, somewhat desperately. " So stop standing there like idiots and help me out here! Tell your pathetic teammate to unhand me at once!"
Shikamaru, after hearing this, leant back against the old well, suddenly looking extra un-motivated. " Why don't you tell that to your teammate instead?" He asked lazily and started digging his ear with his pinky.
" …Okay, okay. I'll check it out." Neji sighed, as veins slowing started to appear on his temples as he activated the Hyuuga bloodline, the Byakugan. He kind of pitied to poor Uchiha. Kind of. " Hmm…I don't see anything under the well. Which is, by the way, freakishly deep for a well that's supposed to be more than a century old."
" What? No chakra signs? Nothing?" Sasuke was so surprised that he unconsciously shoved both Ino and Sakura off himself roughly. The fell down on their butts with a yelp of surprise at the sudden movement, but everyone ignored them, turning their attention to the agitated Uchiha instead.
" I saw it!" He was telling the group and petting the well. Eighty percent on the rest had their eyebrows raised, all in a silent 'Uh-huh'.
"You really alright Uchiha?" Kankuro asked, his voice heavily tainted with bemusement. Sasuke knew the group were already half-convinced that he was mad since it was Kankuro of all people who was saying that. And Kankuro never cared about other people's welfare. Never.
" The Sharingan may not really be suited for tracking down things, but it still can see chakra, okay." Sasuke scowled at them all. " And I know it's abnormal, because normal chakra is blue, whereas this is…" He hesitated and glanced at the well.
" This is…?" Questioned Hinata.
" Okay, I know it sounds stupid, but it's pink. Hideously pink." Sasuke said rapidly, wanting to get this over and done with. " And I can't bear to have this repulsive pink glow outside my window every single night, from seven to seven, every single day. I hate pink."
" PINK!" Came a loud exclamation coming from the back of the shinobis. It was none other than Naruto, who was wheezing away, clutching his chest painfully from laughing too much at the Uchiha before. Upon hearing what Sasuke had recently announced, however, he promptly burst back into howls of laughter again. No one else got the joke, however, and thus, everyone just ignored him.
" Jaa, that means you prefer purple?" Ino squealed excitedly as she gave a smug look to Sakura. Said girl plopped down to floor, gloom marks appearing on her face. "…Doesn't like pink… Doesn't like pink… Doesn't like pink… Doesn't like pink…" She could be heard mumbling to herself.
Sasuke blinked. " Hardly. After spending about two to three years where I wake up to purple every single day, you would've think I hated that particular colour more than anything else. In other words, I loathe purple."
" Sonna…" Ino wailed and joined in with Sakura in the gloomy corner, muttering ' He hates purple' and 'I've always wore purple' and other things similar to that.
" Okay, that settles it. Probably that thing, whatever it is, only activates during the night. So we'll come over later on to investigate it more thoroughly, alright Sasuke?" Shikamaru yawned and announced to the group. " Meanwhile, you're all free to go."
" Tch. So we came here for nothing. What a waste of time." Kankuro groaned, briefly looking up at the sun to roughly check the time, then he turned to his brother and sister. " Hey, it's only about ten in the morning. Should we just head back to the inn now?"
" Eh? That'll be a waste of energy. Gaara, you'll have to meet the Hokage in an hour's time, right?" Temari whined. " Can't we all just sit here and…let them entertain us for a while? Gaara?"
Both Temari and Kankuro turned to his little brother. Gaara gave a noncommittal grunt in reply. "I'll take that as a yes, then." Temari said, and they all turned back to look at the bunch of restless Konoha shinobis.
" Hey…so what are we gonna do now? I am booored." Kiba whined. He absently petted Akamaru as they sat, basking in the morning sun. Akamaru barked in agreement.
" In that case, Kiba-san, want to have a nice youthful spar with me?" Lee overheard the Inuzuka's groans and came to help. "It is still early and since we have been sitting here the entire morning to attend this youthful gathering of friends, a good morning spar should do our muscles some good-"
" Thanks, but I'll pass." Kiba interrupted and waved the older boy off, having heard only the first sentence. He leant back against Akamaru like a lazy dog and moaned. " I shouldn't have come…and there not enough time left to practice my new combo attack too…"
" Hey, hey, hey. Why not we just wait a little while longer, then at twelve, we can head out to the nearby barbeque restaurant for lunch?" Chouji suggested mildly to the group.
" Sounds alright to me." Tenten agreed. " But in the meantime, have someone entertain us. Or I might die of boredom."
" Naruto, you do it." Neji said.
" Eh?!" Naruto, who was just about to tease Sasuke on having endured nights with a pink well in his backyard, turned to Neji and pouted. " Why me?"
" You're the one who made us waste two hours anyway, so could can repent by entertaining us for another two more hours.." Neji said, heading to towards the trees for shade. He leant against one and folded his arms. " Besides, I really don't want to let Tenten die out here. She deserves a more horrendous death. This is too peaceful."
" Why? Are you really worried about me?" Tenten smiled at her teammate, somewhat surprised and a bit embarrassed, not having caught the last two sentences. Neji, her stony faced, ever so emotionless teammate, was actually showing some concern for her!
" No. Why would I be?" Neji drawled. " Its really just because I don't want to carry your dead carcass back to the village. And I know I'll be forced into that job, since Lee can't really carry anything properly without dropping it at least ten times, and I'll look like an irresponsible teammate if it don't help either you or Lee…"
" Okay, okay, I got it." Tenten snapped and went to a corner to sharpen her precious weapons. A loud clink clink clink could be heard as she furiously rubbed the chunks of metals against a hard rock. ' I knew it's too good to be true…' She thought crossly, spat in disgust on the floor, and went back to sharpening her weapons harder than ever.
" Errm…" Naruto sweat dropped at the conversation and turned to Neji, who was coolly fanning himself in the shade, looking somewhere into the distance. " Does that mean I don't have to entertain anyone else now?"
" No." Came his immediate reply.
" It is only proper that you should keep us amused, since you are the only one who broke them it the first place, coming late today." Spoke a quiet voice from the other side of Neji. " That is etiquette."
" Gyaah!" Naruto groaned. " Not Shino too! If you want me to act, then just say it properly! Geez, with your long windy speech I have a hard time deciphering what you're trying to say! "
Shino, not at all pleased about being criticized on his talking manners (he was using the polite and proper verb forms!), put his hands into his pocket and picked another tree five meters away from Neji and leant against it. " Fine. Naruto, perform for me right now." He said simply.
" You…are seriously pissing me off, Shino." Naruto growled.
" O-Oei! Naruto's gonna perform!" Kiba's loud cry rang out. Naruto winced. In just half a minute, he had all the shinobis attention as everyone besides him (and Sakura, Ino, and Tenten, who was still in their own world) was under the shade, leaving him standing foolishly out in the large, open clearing.
" Go on." Said Kiba expectantly, as he made himself cozy in the dry patch of grass. " Do the cha-cha or something." Akamaru, acting as backup support for his master as usual, gave a loud bark in agreement. Needless to say, Naruto was not happy.
Naruto was, as usual, making a fool out of himself, but at least this time, he did it on purpose. Fancy that. Here he was, making his kage bunshins pile up against each other, just to entertain his friends. Not that his natural clumsiness made anything easier. ' Laugh, laugh at me all you want.' He scowled sourly at the rest of the genins sitting under the lovely cool shade. He sure wasn't laughing. ' Why the hell am I doing something as stupid as this in the first place anyway?' He thought furiously as he created more kage bunshins to replace the one who had just fell.
Not everyone was paying attention to him, however. The Uchiha for one, was sitting on the brim of the well, crossed legged and crossed armed, with a scowl even darker than Narutos'. He sat there, pondering about this well, heels tapping hard against it. 'It's all your fault.' He glared at the old well, but it did not show any response whatsoever, just standing there, as immobile as ever. ' Can't you just glow at the correct time? Glowing at night when I'm trying to sleep and not at all when I was trying to prove you to the others.'
Maybe the other shinobis were right; he was definitely cracking up. Could it be from the sleepless nights because of this old well, or is it the delayed symptoms of having spent too much time in isolation with sane humans? Whatever the reason, Sasuke was very cranky and everybody better make sure that they keep a distance from him for the entire afternoon.
Sasuke knew he'd said that too soon because five seconds later, Naruto had came whizzing towards him like a humongous, noisy orange bullet. Apparently, swinging yourself around with annoyed kage bunshins hadn't been a very bright idea.
" AAAAAARRGHH!! SASUKE-TEME! HEEEEEELP!"
Sighing, Sasuke raised up a hand to catch the dope and break his fall, but the speed and force the blond was flying through made it impossible to stop with just one hand, Uchiha or not. Managing only to grab hold of his teammate's leg, Sasuke could feel his body lose its balance and tilt backwards together with the blond, because of the sudden weight and because he was sitting on the brim a sew seconds ago.
With a strangled cry of shock and anger, Uchiha Sasuke too, fell into the well together with his clumsy teammate. " USURATONKACHI! Look what you did now!" Sasuke screamed in anger, having managed to grab on one side of the well just before he fell in. Not like that might lead to anything at all, it was only a matter of time before his hand gave way.
Angry at his predicament, Sasuke waved Naruto's leg up and down roughly, cursing away at the blond idiot. Realizing that his hand had started to throb and punishing the blond will not lead him anywhere in particular, Sasuke yelled out to the others. "Oei! What are you all doing?! Help me outta here!"
Meanwhile, most of the other shinobis have already gathered around the well, wondering loudly just what they could do next without getting into the dirty well and risk staining their clothes. " You…wait…" Sasuke managed to grit out as he tried his best to cling onto the well. " Naruto…you're a shinobi, damnit! Use your chakra!"
" How? You're holding my feet! I'm already helping you out by staying still already, okay!" Naruto snorted.
" I'm…slipping…" Sasuke glared at the other not-to-helpful shinobis, sharingan out and spinning wildly. Finally, he let go, his arm not being able to take the strain anymore; Naruto immediately yelling about stupid sissy Uchihas that couldn't even hold on to the edge of a century old well for more than forty seconds.
Prior to Sasuke releasing his hold, Sakura, with her magnificent 'Sasuke radar', sensed that her beloved was in danger. Snapping out of her 'mourning mode', she wildly spinned around, seeing the slipping Uchiha amidst the crowd of shinobis at once, not to mention that only his left hand's fingers were the only thing that's visible.
" Sasuke-kuuun! Don't worry! I'll save yooou!" Sakura cried and dashed at full speed towards the well and groped blindly in the semi darkness for the quickly disappearing remains of Sasuke. Luckily for her, she had just managed to clutch the left leg of Sasuke, slipper and all. But unluckily for her, the weight of two boys was no match for the pink haired kunoichi. " Ahh!" She too, tipped in after managing to hold out for a mere ten seconds. What great help that was.
Sakura opened her eyes. Huh? Wasn't she falling just a few seconds ago? Confused, she turned her head around to see Ino's face, bunched up in strain of clinging onto three full-grown teenagers.. "Ino?"
" Shut up, forehead girl! I won't let you get the better of me…saving Sasuke-kun like that…!" Ino was obviously already in great strain- sweat droplets were already dripping down her temples. " I…can't hold out any longer…" She finally gasped out, red in the face, the lower part of her body was slowly but surely, slipping in.
Outside the dark musky well where the sun is still shining, Shikamaru was trying to think up a solution for an agitated Chouji, to drag team seven out…which is pretty difficult now since none of the remaining shinobi had the raw strength to pull all three up. Except maybe Gaara, but the sand siblings didn't look all psyched up to help.
" Ganbatte! Naruto! Sasuke! Sakura!" Kiba was yelling into the well. Muffled curses and yells from team seven could be heard from the inside as reply. Kiba had to swing his head to the left as a few kunai and shuriken flew out, courtesy of the pissed off Uzumaki and Uchiha.
" Ino!"
Shikamaru cracked open a lazy eye in surprise, just in time to see Choji lunge and grabbed hold of Ino's foot, digging his heels into the ground. He gritted his teeth in annoyance as he ran towards the well to look at the situation. It was so dark inside; both Naruto and Sasuke are no longer visible. 'Tch. That Ino…why must she involve herself too? Chouji won't hold out for long…'
" Yare yare…we're having a great predicament here, aren't we?" Came a snide voice from behind him. Shikamaru turned to see the futon user, Temari, peering curiously down the well from behind his shoulders.
" Come to antagonize?" He snapped. The more the chain keeps piling up, the more difficult it will get to yank the shinobi back up. Out of the corner of his eye, he could see that Chouji was expanding his size to double his weight.
"Hey, if you wanted my help you could've asked you know." Temari said, looking slightly annoyed.
" Nah. After all, a man cannot rely on a woman for help anyway." Shikamaru replied. But before Temari had time to reply however, Chouji had deflated and dropped into the well; Shikamaru immediately plunging down after his best friend. Too bad for poor Shika however, the genius' small frame easily slid into the well without any resistance at all.
" Hey… what the-" Temari swore rudely and loudly as she realized that Shikamaru had attached his shadow with hers- and it had reached it's maximum length and was starting to pull her in too. " Damn you Shikamaru!" She yelled as she was violently flung into the well. In her haste, she grabbed hold of the closest thing to her, which just happened to be her brother, Kankuro's hair.
" ITAI!! Temari! S-stop pulling my hair!" The puppet master screamed as he frantically lodged his chakra strings onto the edge of the well.
" Stop whining like a sissy!" His bigger sister screamed back., angry at being involved in this mess too. " Next time, make sure you grow your hair longer a bit just for occasions like these! And you!" Temari took out her closed metal fan and bonked Shikamaru on the head. " How dare you do that to me!"
" It can't be help." He said to a seething Temari, as he adjusted himself and clung onto one of her legs instead." It was instinct." Shikamaru felt the bump he had received from the fuming suna kunoichi beginning to swell out and started to grumble about crazy temperamental women. Ah well. Here he was, finding himself part of the disastrous chain, dangling away…with Chouji here, there probably won't be much hope left. That boy's just too heavy.
Kankuro, however, was not ready to embrace death yet. " NOOOOO!! I DON'T WANNAA DIE!" He wailed, his head oddly bent backwards by Temari clutching a good chunk of his hair for dear life. It was painful, but she had attuned herself slightly and now gripped his cloak. " Gaara…!"
Surprisingly, Gaara's face appeared at the entrance, peering down into the well. " And I wondered where you were…so you were goofing down here like an absolute idiot as usual huh?"
Kankuro was already red in the face, choking slightly from having his elder sister clinging onto his hood. Chakra strings weren't meant for propelling yourself (and seven other people) up, it's for puppet manipulation.
" I'll save you, everyone! Leave it to me! I'll protect the flames of everyone's youth! Let's go, Tenten!" Gaara turned his head slightly to see Lee, dashing at full speed with his weights on towards the well, and dragging a limp and totally un-motivated Tenten behind him. Unfortunately, he kicked up too much soil and it blinded his vision for a while, so he head butted into the poor kazekage, who didn't manage to react in time and tipped into the well. Thus, yet another three more people had added themselves into the dangling line.
" Sheesh. Well, good luck, Tenten. Dangle there all you want- I'm not going to help you guys out." Kiba snorted and grinned at the long line of shinobi. In response, Gaara withdrew a bone out from his breast pocket and threw it down into the darkness. It was so deep, you can't even hear the clattering of the bone as it landed.. Kiba grinned. " Ha! Like that's gonna work on me-GYAAH!" Akamaru had jumped in and Tenten had grabbed his tail- the unfortunate dog was clawing the well. And Kiba, the passionate master, grabbed the scruff of his dog, but somehow now finding himself part of the chain.
" Of course they're not gonna make it, the fates have informed me, but at least be thankful that we Hyuugas are not like the rest of that rowdy bunch-" Neji was trying to educate his cousin on why she should not go there and try to help, whether Naruto might be in danger or not. " And you especially, Hinata-sama, as of the main branch, demoting yourself down to their petty level is simply just intolerant-"
" Kiba-kun!" At the sight of her falling teammate, Hinata had flung out to grab his leg, but being the petite girl she was, she immediately slipped in after her teammate. Neji blinked.
" Hinata-sama!" He screamed and breathed a sigh of relieve as he managed to grasp hold of her free hand. Then he realized that by doing so, he was also grasping hold of the weight of thirteen teenagers, including an extremely large dog and an Akimichi. " Thirteen…is definitely not a good number." He groaned as he felt his back starting to ache.
Sasuke cursed his fate for the hundredth time that day. If only someone else had caught him instead, then he wouldn't be dangling here like this, waiting to crash to his death. If only the brainless person who had caught him did not clutch him at the ankle, he could have at least tried to stick on the well's edge. At least Neji had confirmed that there was a bottom, so maybe he could try and cushion his fall…nah. He wouldn't want to risk it.
Naruto was starting to feel sick. First he was falling, and then stopped. Then falling again, then jerked, then falling, then stopped, then…. but anyways, he was sick with all that movement. Above him, he could hear a lot of angry noises from all the shinobi, but the loudest came from the top most person, namely Neji. Who was cursing his shitty fate in a very loud voice. Which had to be very loud, since Naruto could hear the Hyuuga jonin from down here. The second loudest was Sasuke, who was directly above him and swearing vulgarities madly. The situation would've been funny if they weren't so close to falling to their deaths.
"Oh yeah! Why not I make a kage bunshin?" He exclaimed. Above him, Sasuke snorted.
" And?"
" And…ask it to climb out and help Neji!" Naruto nodded to himself at the good plan. " Mmm. Yeah, I'll do that."
" One isn't enough, dope." Sasuke said, voice full of sarcasm.
" Then I'll just make more, idiot!" Naruto rolled his eyes at the Uchiha's stupidity.
" It would've been alright if we only had a few people dangling, but we've got more than ten people here. Your kage bunshin's weight would only put more strain on Neji." Sasuke pointed out. " He's barely able to hold out right now."
" Crap." Naruto muttered and sourly removed his hand off the seal. " I should've thought of it sooner." He scratched his head, frustrated. " Arrrgh! Think Naruto, think!" It was very unfortunate for Naruto then, because his hitie-ate was loosened and dropped into the darkness. Was it fate or sheer misfortune, nobody knows, but Naruto knew that he wanted his hitie-ate back.
" My hitie-ate! Sasuke-teme, lemme go! My hitie-ate fell!" Naruto cried and reached out his hand, grasping blindly at the darkness..
" Naruto you usuratonkachi! Stop struggling, dammit!" Sasuke yelled, trying to maintain a firm grim on the blonde's leg. Naruto swung harder than ever, shaking the chain. Shikamaru, Temari, Kankuro instantaneously began cursing, Tenten, Ino, Sakura, Lee, and Kiba angrily started shouting and yelling at Naruto and Neji was screaming profanities at the top off his voice, something never heard from a Hyuuga before. Even as the whole chain of restless shinobi was shaking and threatening to break anytime soon, as Naruto's wails about his hitie-ate were still audible.
Suddenly, the only one thing that the bottommost people saw is pink; a bright pink light was glowing at the bottom. It engulfed their eyesight and a vacuum began to appear below, sucking the shinobis in. Finally, Neji could take it no more- the side of the well in which he was leaning against broke, and down fell the chain of shinobi, sucked up by the vacuum.
" AHHH!" Screamed all fourteen shinobis at once as the pink light that had appeared out of nowhere sucked them up. Promptly their voices were silenced as the last person to fall, Neji, was engulfed himself in pink. The forest was now deathly silent without a single breeze blowing past at all.
Shino stood at the edge of the old well, looking down, stonily as ever. " I think I'm being left out here." He said. Then he voluntarily jumped into well himself. There was a flash of pink- then no more.
...TBC...
Authoresses' notes: Okay, how was it? Sorry if we bashed Tenten up too much. And like we said, we exaggerate a lot.
Jap ( In case you don't undersatnd what we were saying):
Minna san--Everyone; guys
Hora--Look
Ohaiyo--Good morning
Yare yare--Well well
Sonna--No way; It can't be
Usuratonkachi--Clumsy idiot
Teme--Bastard; rude word for 'you'
Yup, I think that should be all. We're not japanese and we don't know japanese, so correct us if we made a mistake somewhere. And reviews are greatly appreciated, especially constructive criticism, but if you don't like it, stop reading. Don't come and complain to us about the sucky plot line or the bashings. We already warned you at the beginning of the story. That being said: REVIEW!
And tata for the time being. Ja ne!