The Ballard of Rainbow Brite's Villains.
Done to the song Bad to the Bone by George Thorogood.
By Major Ursa (as told by Kenneth Williamson).
Legal Stuff: This song parody dose not intentionally infringe on the copyrights of Hallmark Cards
(Creators of Rainbow Brite) or George Thorogood (writer and performer of Bad to the Bone). No money
is to be or is being made off this Fan Fiction writing.
Writer's Notes: This song parody is about Rainbow Brite's very familiar villains from the television show and only movie that has been made so far. This is the best version of how I remember the song. Can you guess which villains I am mentioning here?
PS: Feel free to do the electric guitar sound (Dah da da da duh) that was used in this song.
(Electric guitar solo) Dah da da da duh (Pause) Dah da da da duh
Dah da da da Duh duh duh Da Duh (repeat four times)
Dah da da da Duh
On the day he was born,(dah da da da duh) he loved every color in sight. (dah da da da duh) But now he dislikes a little girl, her name is Rainbow Brite. (dah da da da duh) He's got a big brown furball sidekick and tried to make a robotic clone. (dah da da da duh) There is no need for any extra proof, HE'S BAD TO THE BONE!
(Can be done at loud Volume) DAH DA DA DA DUH!
Chorus:
Bad to the bone
(Dah da da da duh)
B B B Baaad
(dah da da da duh)
BBBBBad
(dah da da da duh)
BAD TO THE BONE!
Electric guitar solo: Dah da da da duh duh duh da duh (Repeat about eight times)
DAH DA DA DA DUH
There's a spoiled princess, (dah da da da duh) who loves diamonds galore. (dah da da da duh) She has a wizard sidekick who's evil and more. (dah da da da duh) They tried to make Spectra, one huge precious stone. (dah da da da duh). I can tell you one thing, THEY'ER BAD TO THE BONE!
DAH DA DA DA DUH!
Repeat chorus
(At this point, there is a sax solo, but I recommend you repeat the electric guitar solo that was done between verses one and two)
DAH DA DA DA DUH
They tried to kidnap the color kids, (dah da da da duh) and enslave the sprites. (dah da da da duh) They tried to steal the horses, and wreck every color in site. (dah da da da duh) You can run but you can't hide. I guess you are all alone. (Dah da da da duh) It is any wonder, YOU'ER BAD TO THE BONE!
DAH DA DA DA DUH!
Repeat chorus
Repeat electric guitar solo eight more times then:
DAH DA DUH DAH DA DUH DUH DA DAH DUH!
Let's hope no one thinks you are crazy doing this song.