Unbelievable couple: Frank/Arion
AN: This is for the challenge by Jenni16316. UNBELIEVABLE COUPLE! Okay, this fic is very messed up. I'm warning you peeps.
Enjoy this messed up fic!
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Percy POV
I am very annoyed.
The whole summer, I've had to listen to Arion in my head, ranting about a certain silly Chinese-baby-man and how cute he was, how adorable he looked and how he was SO going to love how their children would look like!
Isn't that awkward? Yes, my friends, it is.
But, no. That wasn't the end of it!
Then, Frank comes to visit Camp Half-Blood and Arion keeps following Frank, pestering him to come with him and gallop into the sunset, literally. Then, Frank comes to me, scared witless on what Arion is saying and I, of all people have to be the "matchmaker" here.
What did I say? Very Messed up.
Very Messed up, indeed.
Now, I'm in the dining pavilion, eating lunch, when Arion comes galloping in with a flustered Frank on his back.
Arion starts talking to me, which I must say is quite disturbing, and even more so when it's about the Chinese baby-man.
Frank blushes and hisses to me, "What is he saying?!"
I bite my lip and exhale, not really sure how to handle the situation especially when the whole camp is watching the exchanging of words.
"You see Frank, Arion here has been, uhm. How do I say this? Pining for you during the duration of the-Uhm- summer and he's asking you, to become his... Mate?" I finished awkwardly not looking at the two.
Frank's eyes widened and he choked on his own saliva.
"What?" he asked incredulous and I shrugged as nonchalantly as I could.
"That's what Arion said. Sorry, bro. He wants you to be his mate, and you must answer the call."
Frank turned red and his eye twitched uncontrollably.
He groaned exasperated and hid his face from the rest of the campers who were too busy cracking up.
He gave me a panicked look. "Do I have to?" he asked his face beet-red.
I nodded yoda-style. "It is the only way to sate Arion's urges and to keep him from harassing the entire camp. I am sincerely sorry. But you must, Frankie-bubu."
His face aghast he exclaimed,"Frankie-bubu?" B-But I'm a guy! A human! H-He's a horse!" Frank gestured wildly to Arion then back at himself.
I raised an eyebrow at him mischievously, a smirk forming on my lips.
"Are you?" I asked.
He looked down and he jumped-ehem- galloped in surprise. Frank had turned into a horse.
His eyes widened considerably, "Whyyy!" he shrieked and ran towards the setting sun with Arion chasing after him.
Personally though, I really do wonder how their children would look like.
AN: Tell me. Was that messed up? I think it was. Anyways, review good people of Fanfiction!