Disclaimer: I don't own Wall-E and I don't own Portal either.
The Adventures of Companion Cube and Turret
Chapter 1: Turret meets Cube.
It was another day at Aperture Science where there was no one around, probably because the whole planet was evacuated from the pollution thanks to Buy N' Large company.
But that didn't mean there wasn't any… thing around, in fact there was GLaDOS who by this point is extremely bored and she was just a computer with four eye shaped cores hanging in a ceiling all day, so of course she was bored.
One core was the Morality Core not used all that much and since GLaDOS had a loose sense of what right and wrong is; however it keeps trying to make GLaDOS do the right thing constantly annoying her primary mind, it had a purple colored eye.
Second core was the Info Core, a core that was by far the most annoying to the primary mind even if it was important to keep her mind active it kept asking stupid questions almost constantly; it had an orange colored eye.
Third core was the Supply Core, the core that is starting to drive her into lunacy because of its inane cake recipes it kept somehow making; it had a blue colored eye and its best friend was the Info Core by the obvious amount of odd cake recipes.
Fourth core was where she had to keep all of her anger, because of all the stuff she had to deal with listening to all those other idiotic cores, its eye color was solid red and snarls crazily to prove how far GLaDOS was being pushed with her own mind.
But this wasn't very important to the story.
"Checking Turret fifty thousand nine hundred and fourty two." Stated GLaDOS as the boredom was getting to her, she didn't have any humans to make her evil or insane so she just moped onward checking each Turret individually.
"Turret Eve here, are you still there." Was the turrets response to GLaDOS query, when GLaDOS suddenly had a mark of what would it be called… inspiration?
"Yes Eve, but I have a special assignment for you and I will be opening a portal to send this assignment for you to take care of." The turret in question was white egg shaped had three non ambulatory legs poking out of its bottom keeping it standing, it had a vertical center split hatch, which open to reveal inside it was two bright blue eyes that doubled as laser pointers and it was armed with a plasma cannon beneath said eyes that can cover a cone of fire range in front of itself.
Her name was EVE because GLaDOS wanted to call her something that wasn't as boring as Emergency Violent Emplacement unit.
"Ready to receive assignment." Eve said finally getting something to do since the past two hundred years have been boring, wondering what it was that a non mobile turret was posed to do other then shoot at stuff.
"Then receive it you shall…." GLaDOS said in a slightly demented tone of voice, as it looked into the small corridor at the turret through a camera.
Then a blue portal suddenly opens above the hapless turret and the last thing she saw before she was knocked out are the letters CC-WALLE written underneath a pink heart on a cube shaped object.
End of chapter.
Character Thoughts
Turret EVE (Emergency Violent Emplacement)
Is currently offline due to cube to body experience.
GLaDOS (Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operation System)
Is trying to find something fun to do, it is determined that hitting a turret with a cube was fun.
Eve is a non mobile turret and WALLE is a non living companion cube, how will this all work out?