ALVIN'S POV

I open my eyes as I hear moaning sounds from under my bed. It is a bunk bed, so...yeah. I look over at the girls bunk bed. To my relief, they're all in their beds, asleep. This is now even more awkward. I go down the ladder and check my brother's beds. Theodore is asleep, and so is Simon. I'm about to climb back up to my bed until I hear: "Oh, Jeanette, this feels so good..." I turn around and Simon is alone in his bed, and he is the one moaning. He must be having some dream or something. But not just any dream, an intimate dream. If Jeanette was awake, she'd be ready to kill him or something...or maybe I'm just thinking about Brittany when I say that. Anyway, I set up a video camera (human sized) and place it on the bedside cabinet of his. I plug the charger in so it works for the rest of the night and then press record. I abandon the camera as it records Simon, who is now moving as well to demonstrate what he thinks he's doing with Jeanette. And I thought I was perverted... So I don't crack myself up laughing at him, I go back up into my bed and go to sleep...

I wake up the next morning to my name being shouted so loud I swear the whole neighborhood could hear. And it isn't Dave's shout either. I realize that when I see Simon standing in front of me on my bed, crossing his arms and glaring at me.

"Why did you record me last night?!"

"Duh, to ruin your life."

"Wait, you're going to do that every night?"

"What, no, but you need to see what I got last night, then you'll see what I mean."

Simon goes down the ladder and picks up the video camera as he takes out the SD card. I follow him into the living room as he inserts it into the TV (one of those TVs where you can plug USB's and whatever in. I don't know how popular they are overseas, but I've got one so they definitely exist). As he plays it his mouth drops. Lucky no one is awake yet, or he'd be dead meat.

"I was moaning aloud?..."

"Yeah, but it gets worse, believe me..." As if exactly on cue, on the screen it gets worse and Simon starts sinking back into the couch.

"H-H-How did you find me like t-this?.."

"You woke me..."

"Does anyone else know?"

"Yes." We both look up at Dave as he takes the remote and turns the TV off.

"Why are you watching this stuff? You know it's bad for you, especially at your age..."

"You always tell us to 'watch our behavior', so that's what we're doing. If you actually learn to look at screens and not judge by the sounds, you would see that it is film of Simon I got off the video camera." As I say that, Simon facepalms. I said too much. But luckily, Dave didn't suspect anything.

"Okay, in that case, you can turn the TV back on." I'm about to turn the TV back on until Simon stops me.

"Ahem..." He jerks his head in the direction of Brittany and Jeanette who have came in to sit beside us.

"What are you watching?" Brittany asks.

"Nothi- Simon." I don't let Simon finish his word.

"Can we watch too?" Simon's eyes widen.

"N-Sure!" I grab the TV remote as Simon growls at me.

"I hate you, Alvin..."

"I know, I love you too..." Simon glares at me.

"Maybe we shouldn't..." I leave the TV off and get myself some breakfast. Simon, Brittany and Jeanette follow me as Dave sits down to watch TV. But I forgot to take out the SD card.

SSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!

I'm off the hook for filming him! Yes! That's a first...

"Alvin filmed me!" AW, NUTS!

AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN!

THE END

(WHAT THE HECK have I wrote?... xD)