WTF DID I JUST SEE
"She was more like a beauty queen from a movie screen I said, don't mind, but what do you I am the one who will dance, on the floor, in the round"
Singing? Who was singing?
Alois stood, slowly walking towards the grand staircase.
One, two steps...singing.
Timber? Thompson? Canterbury? No, they never even speak above a whisper, and when they do, oh! It annoys me so! The word's they say, meaning-less.
He slowly walked up to Claude's room.
Music...reaching up, I grabbed the door handle. I was about to open the door when I heard a voice
"Sex, on the beach, we've got white sand in our Stilettos, we freak in my jeep Snoop Doggy Dog on the stereo"
Oh, no way! My song, without me?
Alois bust through the door, slamming it against the wall.
What he is seeing is no normal singing session. It's a total fag moment!
Claude was wearing fish net stalking's, stripper boots ( the ones that go to the knee), and a bikini on. His hair, in a wanna-be ponytail.
Alois just stared, mouth open in complete and udder shock.
Sorta like a fish. Caught in a, yeah, fish net. Maybe Claude's, which complemented his thighs.
He walked in at the right time. For Claude's "big finish".
Claude slid down the pole in a such seductive manner that he looked almost like an angel. This, Alois liked!
He stuck the landing, just twirl around and grab-his crotch.
Then, acting as if he hadn't seen Alois, he yelled out, "TEE-HEE", like a little school girl - or Alois.
Right when he said "tee-hee" glitter (fairy dust) went flying into the air, like it was shock out a rocket cannon.
Claude looked over at the door.
"Fuck. I knew I should have looked that."
" Oh, Claude, make love to my precious virgin body!"
" For one, no. And for two, nothing about you is virgin, you rejected man whore!"
" Jealousy is not flattering. And you aren't too far from having one yourself"
Jokes on you, I already do, thought Alois.
On that note, Alois turned and walked away. He whispered, so low he could barely hear,
"Fuck you."
"No thanks."
"SHUT UP CLAUDE"
"You know you like it, your highness."