Rubik's Cube Tales
Summary: Yola and welcome to our story. You may be asking. Our? Us being Girlwar08 and dogluva12! This story will be made up of random chapters. This chapter just happens to be a result of what happens when you put two very hyperactive girls, together, with two Rubik's cubes in one room, while watching Rent, at about 4 in the morning. Snobal the dog just happens to be there too. So, without further ado, on to the story!
Disclaimer: We do not own Yu Yu Hakusho, Rubik's Cubes, or death plants, as much as Anne may wish that she did own said death plants.
AN: This story contains Anne from Spirit Songs (a.k.a the author) and Jenna/Saffire from Yu Yu Hakusho: Rewritten and Revamped. ENJOY!
To begin our story we see, Anne, Saffire, and the Yu Yu gang just chill axing with some Rubik's Cubes. Saffire seems to be the only one, with any luck, actually solving one.
Anne: Saffire, you're like a frickin' Rubik's cube demon!
Saffire: I can't help it, it just comes naturally! (shifty eyes)
Kuwabara: Naturally! This stupid cube is just so… ugh… STUPID! (throws Rubik's cube to the ground Rubik's cube breaks in to tons of pieces)
Hiei: Hn. (In the blink of an eye Hiei's cube is also in pieces)
Kurama: (focusing intently on Rubik's cube)
Yusuke: (peeling off stickers and reapplying them so it looks like he actually solved it)
Genkai: (comes up behind Yusuke and smacks him on the head) DIMWIT!
Anne: Yusuke, you little cheater! (throws Rubik's cube at Yusuke)
Yusuke: (dodges Rubik's thrown by Anne, grabs it, and throws it back)
Anne: (catches Rubik's cube and attempts to solve it) This isn't so hard. (as soon as the sentence is finished the Rubik's cube breaks in to pieces in her hands) Oops!
Kurama: (glances up for a millisecond then returns focus to his Rubik's cube) Why can't I solve it?!?
Saffire: (laughs and places Rubik's cube on top of a pile of finished Rubik's cubes) You know, Kurama, if you want, I could just show you how to solve it.
Kurama: NO!!! I will figure this out on my own! (crawls in to dark corner with Rubik's cube transforms in to Youko in an attempt to finish the cube)
Anne: Wow, he's taking this seriously. Should someone maybe take it away from him?
Hiei: (makes a move to take the Rubik's cube away from Youko)
(Death plants sprout seemingly out of no where and, attempt to eat anyone within a 1/4 of a mile radius)
Kuwabara: I think that we should take that as a no.
Saffire: No, really.
Yusuke: Maybe, we should go?
(Everyone but Kurama gets up and leaves the room)
5 min. later
(Kurama comes in to the room where everyone's watching t.v.)
Kurama: I did it! I finally did it!
Hiei: (walks up to Kurama and whacks the Rubik's cube out of his hands)
Kurama: (watches silently as the Rubik's cube falls to the floor and breaks in to pieces places hand over mouth and starts crying while walking to a dark corner)
Saffire: (picks up Rubik's cube pieces, puts it back together, and solves it) Hey, Kurama, I solved it. Hears a loud, long sob from the corner O…k…then.
Anne: The end! The moral of this story, children, is that, unless you know how to solve them, RUBIK'S CUBES SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!