Yo welcome to a brand new Ed-venture guys,in this story the eds have a cool job I know y'all are gonna luv it.
Ed,Edd n Eddy in:Bouncer Life
Chapter 1:New Jobs,New Friends,Old Enemies.
The city of Peach Creek was having a light snow day,a lot of people walked by the streets and in the middle of all that people was a girl running around with some bags,she wore a small brown hoodie with its hood up,with a dark blue T-shirt bellow,some blue jeans and white sneakers,the girl ran through the people easily like they weren't even there.
A little far from the girl a bar with the name "The Boss's Bar" on top of the door and beside the door was a very tall man,he wore a dark green jacket with the sleeves ripped out,a black T-shirt with a red bulldog on it,a purple jeans with some chains by the side of his waist and black and white nike sneakers,he looked at a silver watch on his left wrist and took out a piece of paper from his pants's pocket,on it was written three different names and some times,he pocketed the paper back and adjusted his position beside the door,he looked up to the sky with emerald green eyes while he adjusted his buzz cut orange hair.
"Hey Ed!"A female voice called.
Said person turned his attention to the source of the voice to see a girl in a brown hoodie,she took off to reveal some short shoulder length brown hair and a pair of brown chocolate eyes.
"What's with the long face,you're scaring away the costumers?"She asked in a concerned tone.
"Sorry its just that I thought it was going to be sunny today."Ed replied back"Before you go in,do you have it?"He lifted his right arm to show a thin dark green piece of cloth tied to his arm near his shoulder.
The girl pulled her hoodie's sleeve to show a pink one in her left wrist,"Can I go in now?"She asked and for answear Ed just nodded,as she entered the bar a small 'bip bip' sound was heard coming from Ed's watch,he turned the alarm off and was about to enter the bar,but he took a last look behind"I thought spring was going to start now."He said with sadness in his voice before going back inside.
The Boss's Bar
As the girl walked through the bar with some heavy metal music in the air,she went to the balcony and knocked on it twice,a man with short black hair,wearing a blue jacket with a silver shield and crossed swords on the back,a white T-shirt below,some black pants with a skull on his left leg and black shoes,he also had a black piece of cloth tied to his arm over his jacket's sleeve,"Hey there what took you so long".
"I had to go do some shopping,so where are they Boss?"The girl said.
"Same place as always"Boss answered.
The girl nodded and walked at a way that she was so familiarised with until she reached a table that had two mans,one of them was sleeping with his head resting on the table,and the other was just leaning against the table with a bottle of beer on his hand,"You guys don't look so busy today huh Eddy."she said.
This Eddy grew a lot now he was as tall as Ed but still a little smaller than Ed,his hair was very spiky on the front and lightly spiked on the back,his eyes were a deep blue color,he wore a yellow tank top with a red snake in the back,blue ripped jeans that exposed his knees,some blue and white puma sneakers,a scorpion tatoo on his right arm and just above his tatoo was a yellow piece of cloth tied to his arm just like Ed's,"Hey if we're doing nothing,then that means the bar's doing just fine..."Eddy said before taking a gulp from his beer"Right sockhead?".
This sockhead was the other man who was sleeping,the girl looked at him and sighed,"Good morning Double D."The girl said waking Double D up,he wore his ski cap,with some strands of brown hair poking out,a red T-shirt,a sleeveless black jacket with a white dragon on the back,a pair of dog tags on his neck,some black jeans,a belt with a cross shaped buckle and some black and red sneakers.
"Hey Jessica,where were you,you're late?"Double D asked.
"I was doing some shopping for today."Jessica answered as she puts the bags on the table.
"Today's a special day ya'know."said Boss who came to them.
Ed comes in to the small reunion,"Double D its your shift now."
"Yeah Ed I know."Double D said as he got up.
"Before you go Double D,let me just tell you guys that last year,today was the day I hired you guys to work here remember?"Boss said.
"Wich means today is your first anyversarie as bouncers."said Jessica,"And the stuff in these bags are gifts from me and Boss"She then started going through the bags to find the gifts for her friends,"These here are yours Ed."Jessica takes out three movie boxes and gives them to Ed.
"Cool!"Ed said out loud,"Attack of the giant ants,In the belly of the unyverse,Out with intestines in with parasites,Thank you Boss,you too Jessica."Ed said hugging his movies.
"This here's for you Eddy,and this one's from Boss."Jessica takes out a pair of jawbreakers.
"Woohoo Jawbreakers!"Eddy almost yelled before putting one on his mouth,"haven't eaten one of these in three months."
"Maybe if you didn't had so much bills with Boss,you could have enough money to buy yourself."Double D said,after Eddy started to work for Boss he could drink everything he wanted,but it would be taken out of his salary for it,and now he doesn't even have a salary,his bills are high enough for Eddy to buy his own mansion if he had the money for it.
"Hahaha very funny sockhead."Eddy said sarcastically.
"And this is yours Double D."Jessica took out three magazines with an Albert Einstein picture with the title "For The Genius".
"Whoah,these are the newest editions,were did you get 'em?"Double D asked as he flipped through some pages.
"Let's say that I have my sources."said boss.
Everybody was enjoying their moment,until the door was kicked open,and everyone looked a gang of four guys come in they were wearing the same clothing,black biker boots,black jacket with a big red RD logo with a skull with a wrench behind it and blue jeans,one of them had a red baseball cap turned backwards,another one had was bald,one with long brown hair and the other had a helmet with a spike on it,"What does a guy need to do to get some booze here!"screamed the red cap guy as he sat at the counter and slammed his fist on it.
"Excuse me guys."said Boss as he walked back to the counter,"What would you want mister?"
"I would like some vodka."said the red cap man.
Boss took out a bottle of vodka and poured some on a cup until the guy took the bottle from his hand and took a good chug out of it,"We're the Road Destroyers,and we're taking over this joint."he said as he took another chug of vodka.
"Who that guy thinks he is?"Jessica said angry.
"Calm down Jess let's wait and see what happens."said Eddy taking a chug from his beer.
"No way."Jessica angry walked up to the red cap man,"Hey you just who do you think you are coming here and say this place is yours."
The man got up from his seat and walked up to Jessica,sensing trouble coming the Eds walked up to where Jessica was,"Well you got guts to come and say that to my face lady."said the red cap man until he noticed the Eds,"Well,well,well if it isn't dork,dork and dorky."
"Kevin!"Double D said surprised.
"You guys remember me huh,well look at you all patetic things,not a good leader of a bike gang like me."
"Hey you show some respect for my friends."Jess said starting to get mad.
"Jessica its okay no need for you to get involved."Double D tried to calm her down.
"So you think you can come up and say that to my face like that you bich..."these words that just came out of Kevin's mouth were starting to get Double D angry"Say why don't you dump those dorks and walk with the best."after Kevin said that he slapped the girls butt making Double D loose it punching Kevin straight in the face.
"Touch her again and you'll regret it."Double D said clenching his teeth.
Jessica went to the other side of the counter with Boss,"Hehehe I see you created some muscles Double Dork,but I'm not fighting you guys,you can have you fun boys."Kevin said as his goons aproached cracking their knuckles.
"May I go first?"Eddy came up.
"Sure."Double D agreed
The bald guy charged at Eddy trowing a punch at him,Eddy swiftly dodged and gave him an uppercut straight to his chin making him raise his head,Eddy then took the chance and elbowed him on the stomach making him bend down wich Eddy finished by kneeling his face sending the guy senseless to the ground.
Kevin was stunned by what he just saw one of his guys just got owned in front of his eyes,"In case you don't know,I've been training muay thai for quite some time."Eddy said as he leaned victorious against the counter.
The long brown haired guy charged at Ed with anger,until Ed grabbed the guy's head holding him in a head lock then grabing him by his waist and lifting him up on his shoulder and slamming his back against the ground,"I learned wrestling from all the video games that I've played".
And now the last guy tried to punch Double D until he evaded by swaying and punching him straight in the stomach then sending a sequence of three punches to the face and two kicks in his chest finshing him by grabing him by his arm and trowing him over his shoulder,"I've done two years of Kung Fu."
Kevin saw his goons on the ground like they have been swatted like flies,"Okay last resort...Rudy get in here!"
The ground shook a little until a giant fat man with black beard entered the bar,he gave a roar that shatered some bottle drinks,"Awww come on,I didn't get those drinks for free ya know."
"Is that the best you got?"Eddy said mockingly,"Let's do it like last time guys."
"Alright I love that move"Ed shouted.
Rudy was getting inpatient,then he strarted to hit his chest with his fists like a gorilla,"Our guest is getting inpatient shall we?"Double D asked.
"Only if it is now!"Eddy said as he and Double D charged at the mad man, he tried to grab both of them until Double D went under his legs and Eddy just ducked to avoid getting squashed,Eddy then kicked the big monkey in the chin making he grab his chin in pain,Eddy got up with Double D right behind the man,then they both started a punching sequence at him and if you looked at the right angle you could see that Eddy and Double D were hitting the same spot on both sides until Eddy kicked the guy in the nuts making him bow down making Eddy go around him,now both Eddy and Double D gave the man a good kick on his ass making him go tumbling down at Ed,until Ed leaned a lot back,"Ed's Iron..."Ed said as he launched his head forward.
"Headbutt!"Ed shouted as his head made contact with the giant's,sending him to the ground with his nose broken and bleeding and some teeth missing.
"NO!it can't be Rudy just lost!"Kevin yelled.
"And you're next."Double D said staring at Kevin with murderous intent.
Kevin quickly jumped over the counter,"If I lost the bar then I'll be taking the girl."he then tried to grab Jessica but Boss punched him in the face making him fall to the ground,and now with Kevin on the ground Boss just stomped on his chest to keep him on the ground.
"Sorry but you'll have to pay for all the bottles your friend just broke,and also I've been a street fighter for hire for quite some time before I opened this bar,just because I'm the boss doesn't mean I can't fight."Boss said as he stared at Kevin with angry eyes.
Some Time Later.
Kevin was already out and the bar was just about to close,Boss was handing the Eds their salary,until they took their separate ways,Ed lived in a house he bought with his money and since Eddy had more bills than money Ed left Eddy sleep on his house as long he could work to buy his own house,Double D lived in an apartment and Jessica lived in her late grandmother's house,ever since she passed away she started to own the house and Boss gave her some cash for her working as a barmaid in the bar,now that everyone was sleeping they were preparing themselves for another day of work at "The Boss's Bar".
Yeah guys,long chapter eh,Tha's right the Eds are workin' as bouncers,you'll be seein' why on the next chapter,so leave a review have fun with the future chapters I'm gonna write,and if you think tha' this story sucks well then,my friend here is going to send the Eds after you for you to take a beat down right Boss.
Boss:Hell yeah.
So leave a review and until next time-Victor157