Dedicated to Chibi Envy Chan, because he's awesome.
Disclaimer:I don't own, you don't sue.
Notes: This is Chibi's Christmas present, instead of smut, he gets a collection of drabbles dedicated to the pairing of Zack/Kadaj. This first one was scribbled out as I was waiting for my math class to start (which oddly enough, it never did. My teacher was out sick.. In this universe Kadaj, Yazu and Loz are part of SOLDIER under Sephiroth.
Warnings: Shonen-ai, yaoi, whatever the hell you want to call it. Zack/Kadaj. And that special brand of humor I'm (in)famous for.
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Challenge item: Flowers
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"What the hell is that monstrosity?" Kadaj demanded, eye twitching as he regards the blindingly colorful array of plantlife awaiting him on his desk. He and Sephiroth had just walked in the room, the General having stopped by to hand Kadaj his paperwork before starting on his work. Sephiroth snickered, carefully disguising it with a cough as the younger SOLDIER turned to him.
"I believe they're called flowers..." Sephiroth said, a rare tone of amusment coloring his voice as he placed the somewhat decent stack of papers onto the younger male's desk, carefully maneveuring it as far from the flowers as possible and still be on the same desk. Kadaj growled, slightly irritated as he watched the General leave his office, chuckling under his breath. Kadaj's sharp ears barely caught the words 'idiots in love' and 'flowers' before the taller man disappeared from sight and hearing range.
He stared at the flowers warily, as if expecting it to attack him at any second. He unsheathed Souba, cautiously poking them with the double blades. One of the flowers fell off its stem, falling to the floor without a sound. Deciding that the flowers weren't going to attack, he walked around the other side of the desk and sat down. He blinked, spotting an innocent looking white card in front of him. It was leaning against the glass tube (vase) that contained the flowers, angled so that it could not be seen from the other side of the desk. To Kadaj was written across the top of the card in a messy scrawl that was undoubtedly familiar.
"That idiot." Kadaj growled, crumpling the card in his hand. He eyed the flowers again, trying to figure out some use for them then picked them up and stalked out of the room, sneezing as he discovered a.) the flowers smelled kind of good and b.) they made his eyes water.
Minutes later found the vase thrown at Zack's head, leaving Kadaj to feel slightly smug as water, glass and the hated flowers spattered across the room.
"Next time you decide to be romantic, be romantic in a evil way." Kadaj snarled from his position in the doorway. "Blow something up or something... Just don't send me fricken flowers. I'm allergic to pollen, you asshole." He grumbled as a parting shot, ignoring the shocked/amused/confused stares from the rest of the occupants of the boardroom as he stalked off.
Sephiroth leaned over the edge of the table, green eyes glittering down at his prone companion. "Now what have we learned?" He purred, laughing as Zack blinked, still in a state of shock.
"Never come to you for romantic advice?" Zack said, blinking again.
"Exactly." Sephiroth grinned evilly.
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TBC
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Poor Zack.
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