If Artemis Was…

WELCOME, MY DEAR READERS. BEFORE I CONTINUE AND FINISH MY FANFICS, I WOULD POST THIS FANFICTION TO WHERE I WOULD DUMP ALL MY RANDOM IDEAS BLOCKING MY MIND HERE. WARNING: MIGHT POST HARMFUL, POISONOUS CONTENT TO CHILDREN BELOW 100 (hehehe).

If Artemis Was…

A McDonald's Cashier.

"Welcome to McDonald's ma'am. I am Artemis, your cashier for the day. How may I help you?" The attractive boy said under his McDonald's 24 hours open hat. His mouth was under a permanent smirk.

"Um, I'll have a Choco Fudge Sundae with a Coke Float to go with it, and maybe some large fries and chicken nuggets. What'll you have Tru?" Artemis stared at the 3 ft. tall girl with a crew cut and ear muffs hiding her ears as the young girl consulted her male companion which was equally tall as her for his order.

"I'll have a Pepsi with McSpaghetti. I want the happy meal!" The boy said with a squeal. The girl turned back to Artemis.

"Yeah, that'll be all."

"That would be 19 dollars." The pale youth said. He didn't even touch the cashier register with a built in calculator. The girl handed a 100 dollar bill. "I received $100. Here's your change." He handed 81 dollars to the rather short girl.

Then, he went to the coke machine and filled up a cup. He struggled not to slip as he walked to the ice cream machine. Why oh why did he have to be alone in manning the store. He filled the cup with Coke with ice cream, which overflowed and spilled. He glanced at his customer and gave an embarrassed grin. He struggled to pull out a cup for the sundae and ended up being thrown across the counter. At least now he removed ALL the cups. He filled it with ice cream, thankfully it didn't spill. He took the chocolate syrup and squirted fudge on the ice cream. The thing was, nothing came out. He put it towards his face and checked if there was something blocking the tube. Well, there was nothing all right, because he accidentally squirted all the fudge into his face. Ignoring the mess, he grabbed a prepared (thankfully) box of nuggets and spaghetti. He went to the fries dispenser. Great, Arty ran out of containers for the fries. He grabbed the cup for the sundae and smashed fries there. Lastly, he took a Madagascar Alex squishy toy. He struggled back to the counter.

"Here's your float, your nuggets, fries, spaghetti, Pepsi and your sundae. We ran out of fudge. Thank you, come again." Artemis said out of breath. Then he slipped. Yes, that's right. He slipped for no reason at all. He struggled to stand upright; the customer was still there.

"Yes ma'am?"

"Artemis, wait 'till show the whole LEP the video from my Iris Cam right now." Artemis went slack jawed as the girl removed her hat and ear muffs to reveal auburn hair and pointed ears.

"See ya' later Arty!" Trouble Kelp said, then erupted into peals of uncontrollable laughter with Holly.