AN: this is the Artemis Fowl version of my Mother's day extravaganza

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ARTEMIS FOWL sadly

It was one of the most dreaded days of the year the day when you had to reach into the depths of your brain where odd tidbits of information are stored and remember what your mother wanted yes we called it mother's day.

Artemis was sitting at his desk thinking. This was a normal state of existence for him the interesting thing was where his thoughts wandered.

"Butler," called the pale youth. What did you give your mother for mother's day?

"Depending on where the Academy was I would send my mom a bracelet and a card," Replied the bodyguard after a moment's contemplation.

"A card that's what I'll do!" exclaimed Artemis with the enthusiasm of a four year old as he darted out of the room. His Butler just stood there with a look of confusion. Artemis Fowl the second did not dart ANAYWHERE without tripping over his loafers.

After several hours of hard work and twenty five mess ups Artemis the crafter had created a mother's day card worthy of an A for effort.

"Mother," Artemis called into the kitchen half hopeing she wouldn't answer. He was beginning to regret trying to make a card knowing he lacked in artistic skill.

"Yes, Arty" his mother replied as she turned to face her son.

"Here," said Artemis as he pressed the card into her hands and darted for the second time today. Angeline Fowl opened the card and smiled and said to herself it's a start it's a start.

AN; yay first Artemis fowl story done