A Trip to Casa Bonita
By Shadowgate
A/N: The following is a sequel to "I Love You Stan Marsh."
I don't own South Park. Matt Stone, Trey Parker, and Comedy Central own it.
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It was Friday but not just another Friday at South Park Elementary School.
Kyle was rushing to meet with Stan because of the big plans they had.
"Stan!" Kyle yelled to his best friend.
"Kyle you seem to be nervous." Stan said.
Kyle responds "we got six tickets and I was able to get Red to go with me but that makes four."
Stan says "well if we don't get two more we don't get two more."
Kyle added "how about Craig and Bebe?"
Stan was puzzled.
Kyle observed his friend's face and said "Bebe and Clyde broke up and now Craig is dating her."
All of the sudden a loud smack was heard and everyone looked over at the end of the hallway to find Clyde lying face down with a bloody nose.
Counselor Mackey came out and said "Craig you get your buns into my office this instant."
INSIDE THE COUNSELOR'S OFFICE
"Now Craig I'm shocked as hell that you would hit your friend Clyde um kay!"
"Another thing you should know that fighting in school is wrong in the first place. I should call Officer Barbrady and have him come down here and arrest your ass. Um kay"
Mister Mackey continues to breathe heavily.
He then goes on to say "Craig you've been in trouble all week. Remember that book "Scrotie McBugarBalls" I caught you with? Now that's a naughty book that talks about a man sticking his head up a horse's ass."
Craig starts laughing.
Mister Mackey gets furious and says "stop laughing it's not funny to have a book like that on campus that talks about eating shit and fucking yourself up the ass with a kitchen fork."
Craig flips off Counselor Mackey
Counselor Mackey begins breathing heavily and tells Craig he gets to spend the day in "in school suspension" and Craig just laughs.
3PM
Stan calls out to Clyde "hey I know the breakup between you and Bebe was rough and Craig is tough. Is your nose okay?"
Clyde affirms he's okay and that he started the fight. As Craig left the in school suspension room he caught a genuine apology from Clyde and an invitation to Casa Bonita.
Of course while the all six that made up the triple date were happy someone was not happy.
"HOLD IT YOU ASSHOLES!"
Kyle, Stan, Wendy, Bebe, Craig, and Red all turned to see a big fat kid they didn't like very much fuming with rage.
"What is it Cartman?" asked Kyle
Cartman demanded to know why he was not invited to Casa Bonita.
Stan immediately explained the obvious "I'm inviting my close friend Kyle and his new girlfriend Red along with my girlfriend Wendy. Also Craig is dating Bebe and Bebe is a good friend of Wendy's so that covers all six tickets."
Cartman just stands there and pouts but someone else isn't going to walk off without a say.
Kyle tensed up and asked "do you remember my birthday party and what you did to Butters?"
Cartman answered "so what if I put Butters in a hole. He was dumb enough to fall for it he deserved it."
All six of the partygoers look at Cartman angrily and walk off.
Cartman says "I'll get even."
Stan flips off Cartman and Kyle bends over to show his ass to Cartman and then farts.
Cartman hasn't been this pissed off since they videotaped him having a tea party with his stuffed animals in his backyard.
The six partygoers are almost out the door.
Wendy says "stop I need to change into my dress in the girl's locker room. Wait up!"
Wendy heads off to the locker room and Stan turns to Kyle stating "I can't believe you farted in Cartman's direction."
The boys giggle but the girls aren't so amused.
At 3:20 PM they leave the school grounds and look forward to a trip to Casa Bonita.
Or will they?
TO BE CONTINUED