On the first Day of Christmas
My city gave to me
A writer who won't shut up
On the second day of Christmas
My city gave to me
Two loyal cops
And a writer who won't shut up
On the third day of Christmas
My city gave to me
Three false leads
Two loyal cops
And a writer who won't shut up
On the fourth day of Christmas
My city gave to me
Four active cases
Three False Leads
Two loyal cops
And a writer who won't shut up
On the fifth day of Christmas
My city gave to me
Five - Dead - Bo - dies
Four active cases
Three False leads
Two loyal cops
And a writer who won't shut up
On the sixth day of Christmas
My city gave to me
Six cups of coffee
Five Dead Bodies
Four active cases
Three false leads
Two loyal cops
And a writer who won't shut up
On the seventh day of Christmas
My city gave to me
Seven witness statements
Six Cups of Coffee
Five Dead Bodies
Four active cases
Three false leads
Two loyal cops
And a writer who won't shut up
On the eighth day of Christmas
My city gave to me
Eight drunks-a-cranking
Seven witness Statements
Six Cups of coffee
Five Dead Bodies
Four active cases
Three false leads
Two loyal cops
And a writer who won't shut up
On the ninth day of Christmas
My city gave to me
Nine Late-night stakeouts
Eight drunks-a-cranking
Seven witness statements
Six cups of coffee
Five Dead Bodies
Four active cases
Three false leads
Two loyal cops
And a writer who won't shut up
On the tenth day of Christmas
My city gave to me
Ten stolen kisses
From the writer who won't shut up (except to... well, you know)
On the eleventh day of Christmas
My city gave to me
Eleven tainted samples
Ten stolen kisses
Nine late-night stake-outs
Eight drunks-a-cranking
Seven witness statements
Six cups of coffee
Five Dead Bodies
Four active cases
Three false leads
Two loyal cops
And a writer who won't shut up
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My city gave to me
Twelve bloody bullets
Eleven tainted samples
Ten stolen kisses
Nine Late-night stake-outs
Eight drunks-a-cranking
Seven witness statements
Six cups of coffee
Five Dead Bodies
Four active cases
Three false leads
Two loyal cops
And a writer who won't shut up