I don't where to start. I guess I should start from the beginning. My name is Makkusu Ride, or Max for short. I'm six-teen years old. I live in L.A. CA. I live alone. My family is dead. I am the only one left. I have only six friends. Shay, Kiki, Nick, Jeff, Clare, Gabby. We have all been friends since pre-school. We all have the same obsession. The Akatsuki from the anime from Naruto. We all LOVE anime! We all write fanfictions. (Hey you forgot about ME!) Oh! I lied about how many friends I have. I have eight friends. I forgot about A.J. Sorry A.J. Anyway, you know how people write fanfics about the Akatsuki coming to the human world? Well, my life turned into one. This is what happened.
It was the last Saturday before summer. I was hanging out with my friends at the mall and was walking home. I was walking through town. I passed by an alley and heard a meow. I look down to see a small, blond kitten. He had his paw stuck in a crate. I walked into the alley and knelt down next to him.
"Hey there. Are you stuck?"
He meowed. I giggled. He tried to get his paw free but had no luck.
"Here. Let me help you." I laughed.
I reached down and freed his paw. As soon as he was free he ran behind a box. I giggled again. He poked his head out from behind the box and looked at me. He tilted his head. I smiled and held out my hand.
"Come here boy. I won't hurt you." I said.
He came out hesitantly. He sniffed my hand, then rubbed his head on my hand. I petted his head then stroked his back. I then heard someone yell. I turned around to see a man with a net.
"Give me that cat!" he yelled at me.
"No!" I said.
He took a step towards me and repeated himself. I picked up the cat and hugged him to my chest.
"No! I'm not letting you take this little cat!" I retorted.
He laughed.
"Oh? And why is that? Is it yours?" he asked smugly.
"Well… No but…" I tried to say but the man cut me off.
"Then give me that cat!" he yelled.
"NO!" I yelled, louder than him. I then added, "I'm going to keep this cat! He did nothing wrong! So there's no reason to take him anywhere but a nice home! And defiantly not a shelter!"
By now lots of people had gathered to see what the yelling was about.
Someone shouted, "Let the girl keep the cat!"
Then everyone started yelling, "YA! LET HER KEEP THE CAT!"
The man rolled his eyes and said, "All right, all right. She can keep the stupid cat."
Everyone cheered and the man left. I thanked everyone for helping me. Everyone left and I turned my attention to the cat.
"Are you ok little guy?"
I don't know if he really did this, but it seemed like he nodded.
"Good." I said then kiss his head.
He purred. Then I heard another meow. I look down and saw another kitten. This one was silver grey, and he had one of those plastic things that holds soda cans together around his neck. Don't ask how he got that thing on his neck considering his head was bigger than the hole.
"Well, aren't you in a bit of trouble aren't you?" I said to him.
He hissed at me and the blond cat hissed back at him.
"It's ok little guy." I said to the blond one.
Then I set him down and turned to the grey one.
"And you. Hissing doesn't scare me. Now get over here before that thing kills you." I said to him.
He looked taken aback almost. But he walked over to me and I pulled a kunai out of my boot and cut the plastic. He just looked at me like I was a demon.
"What?" I asked, putting the kunai back in my boot.
I petted his head and he actually… purred! This shocked me so much because he hissed at me before, so… ya. But what happened next is what really shocked me. I heard another meow, and saw another cat. But this one just walked up to me, rubbed her head against my leg, then jumped into my lap.
"Well, aren't you a nice kitty." I said to her.
She just purred and rubbed her head against my stomach. I petted her on the head and she purred even louder. Now, this brought out, wait for it… seven more kittens. They were all so cute that I let out an 'Awww!'. Then one walked up to me and sat down in front of me. This one was a burnt orange with grey dots all over its body. I petted him on the head and he closed his eyes and purred. This seemed to shock the other kittens because they just gave him the 'WTFJ' look. He just gave them the 'Shut the hell up' look. The rest of the kittens came over to me and sniffed me. I petted them all and they all purred.
"Do you all need a home?" I asked them.
The orange one seemed to nod.
"Do you want to come with me?" I asked.
They all nodded.
"Ok!" I said.
It was a good thing I had a backpack with me or I wouldn't have been able to carry them all. I put the orange one, the grey one, and the others into my bag while I carried the blond one and this really cute black one in my arms. I walked home the short way. While I was walking, the blond one started to fall asleep until the black one wacked him on the head. I started laughing and they looked up at me.
"No. Go ahead and keep doing what you were doing." I said.
They then went back to batting at each other. I shook my head and kept walking. When I got home, I took the cats out of my bag and led them to my room upstairs. When they walked in, they all had just stopped in the doorway and just stared at my room. I swear to Jashin that they all ether started laughing or sweat dropped.
"What?" I asked them.
Then I realized that they were staring at everything in my room. Can you guess why they were staring? Because my room looks like an Itachi and Akatsuki bomb went off. I had drawings of Itachi and the rest of the Akatsuki all over my walls. I had Akatsuki wallpaper, sheets, towels, and random other crap that had to do with them. I had Itachi pillows, posters, wall scrolls, bags, drawings, fanfics, and again, random other crap that had to do with him. The black cat looked like he was going to throw up and have a heart attack.
"Don't laugh. I like Itachi. He's awesome." I said which made the black cat even worse.
I shook my head and sat on my bed.
"Ok little guys, get over here." I said and they came running over and tried to jump on my bed, but couldn't.
I giggled and picked them up one by one and set them on my bed in front of me.
"Ok. Time to name you." I said.
I picked up the black one and put him in front of me and started petting his head.
"Hmm… What about night?"
I asked. He shook his head. Then he pulled the drawing of the Akatsuki that was on bed over and put his paw by Itachi.
"You want to be named something that has to do with Itachi?" I asked.
He nodded.
"Ok. What about Sharingan?" I said.
He gave me the, 'really?' look.
"Fine. What about Mangekyo?" I asked.
He nodded.
"Ok, good." I put him down with the others and picked up the orange one.
"Ok kitty, pick your person." I said to him.
He pointed to Pein.
"Ok. Rinnegan?"
He nodded.
"Ok. Now you." I said, putting Rinnegan down and picking up the only girl cat.
"Pick." I said.
She pointed to Konan.
"Ok. How about Paper Flowers?" She nodded.
"Good. Now you." I said as I put her down and picked up the red one.
He pointed to Sasori.
"Ok. Red Sand."
He nodded. I nodded as well. I put him down and pick up the bid blue one.
"Well, you're a big one aren't you?" I said.
The kitty smiled and pointed to Kisame.
"Ok. Sharkie!" I said.
Everyone one fell over laughing. I put him back and picked up the other black one that had an orange head. He pointed to Tobi and I laughed.
"Hyper!"
He nodded. I put him back and picked up the half black, half white kitten. He pointed to Zetsu.
"Leafie?"
He nodded. I put him back and picked up the brown one with black lines. He pointed to Kakuzu.
"Greed."
He nodded. I put him back and grabbed the grey one. I set him down in front of me and he looked up straight at my boobs. I pushed his head down.
"I don't even have to ask. I know who to name you after, you little pervert. Your name is Hidan."
I pushed him back to the others and picked up the blond one.
I hugged him to my chest and said, "You're not a pervert too are you?"
He purred and rubbed his head against my chest.
"Do you want to be named after Deidara?" I asked.
He nodded.
"Ok. Dei-Dei it is."
I put him down and looked at the cats. "I bet you're hungry aren't you?"
They nodded. I got up off my bed and walk out of my room, down the stairs, and to the kitchen. Them right behind me. We walked in, and went over to the pantry. I opened it and a pack of ramen fell onto the floor. Dei-Dei went for it and I grabbed him. He gave me the 'Can I have some please?' look.
"You want ramen?" I asked him.
He nodded. I looked at the rest of them and said, "You guys want ramen too?"
They all nodded. So I grabbed eleven packs of ramen and made them. I put the ten bowls on the floor and they ate. Then we went back to my room and I went on my laptop. I went on and watched Naruto Abridged. Hyper hopped up onto my bed and looked at the screen. He fell over cat laughing at Itachi's voice. Then the others came and started laughing. Well, except for Mangekyo. He just fell of the bed twitching.
"Are you ok?" I asked him.
He just kept twitching. I giggled and shut my computer. I grabbed my notebook and started drawing him. He was so kawaii! It only took me ten minutes to finish it. Then I remembered that I forgot to give them a bath. So I got up and grabbed Mangekyo, Dei-Dei, Red Sand, Hidan, and Sharkie. I took them down stairs to the bathroom and closed the door. I set them down and started to fill the tub with hot water. Then the doorbell rang. I left the bathroom but closed the door. I opened the front door to reveal Shay, Kiki, and A.J.
"Hey guys!" I said.
"Hey!" they said.
They came in and went to the living room.
"Go ahead and do what you want in the living room. I just gotta give the cats a bath."
They nodded and I went back into the bathroom. The cats were sitting on the floor and I picked them up. I dropped them in the tub and heard a poof and the room filled with smoke.
"What the…!" I said, taking a few steps back.
Then I saw what was in front of me. Five guys were standing in front of me. Well, not just any guys. I had Sasori, Hidan, Kisame, Deidara, and Itachi standing in front of me. And they were naked. I screamed and my friends ran into the bathroom. They saw me with my red, red, RED face. Then they saw the guys and turned red themselves. Then A.J. got a nose bleed, and passed out. We just ran out of the bathroom. I slammed the door shut and ran to the living room with the others. Then we heard a high pitched shriek. No. Wait a minute…. That wasn't a shriek. It was a Fangirl squeal.
"CRAP! We forgot A.J.!" I yelled.
We then heard a thud. We ran into the bathroom to see A.J. had glomped Hidan, and he fell against the wall. Oh! And uh… he was still naked.
"Someone get this girl off me!" he yelled.
I ran over to them and grabbed the back of her jacket.
"No! Bad A.J.! Let go! Heel girl heel!" I yelled.
"NO! I LOVE MY HIDAN!" she yelled back.
"Don't make me get the spray bottle!" I threatened.
She immediately let go and I dragged her out of the room. I slammed the door again and went to the closet and grabbed five robes. I then went over to the door and threw them inside.
"Put those on and don't come out until you're covered!" I said to them through the door.
I then went back to the girls in the living room.
"Why'd you pull me out of there?!" A.J. asked.
"Because you were in a room with five naked, S-ranked criminals. That's why." I said.
"But I was having fun." she whined.
"You're such a pervert!" I said.
She smiled. "Thank you."
"Don't be proud of your pervertedness!" I yelled.
"But why not?!" she said.
"Because you're sixteen! When you're twenty-one fine but not till then!" I said.
She just rolled her eyes. Then the guys came out of the bathroom. Everything that needed to be covered was covered, but they somehow managed to get it where their chests were showing. This made everyone blush. Well, except A.J., who just stared. I wacked her in the back of the head.
"Don't stare. It's rude." I said.
She just rubbed the back of her head. I then turned my attention back on the ninja standing in front of me.
"Ok. What the hell are you doing here, and how the hell did you get here?" I said to them.
"Well, we don't know why we're here, and we were hoping you could tell us how we got here." Itachi said, directly to me.
"Oh." is all I said.
He let a tiny smile creep onto his lips. That made me blush.
"Hey! What's wrong with her?!" Hidan asked, pointing to A.J. she was just staring and drooling.
I face palmed. "Ignore her." I said.
Then Shay asked, "Hey? What about the other five kittens? Are they the other five Akatsuki?"
"Shit! I forgot about them!" me and Itachi said together.
We looked at each other and then ran up stirs to my room, got the rest of them and changed them back. I gave them all robes too. We then sat in the living room and talked about how they got here and what they were going to do here in the human world and how they were going to get back. Oh! And we also spent an hour or so telling them about how they were in an anime called Naruto. Then me, Shay, A.J, and Kiki all had the same thought. What are they going to wear? It took an hour for my friends to convince me to let them wear my brother's clothes. So I went up to my brother's old room and got clothes for them. I then gave Konan some of mine. We then sat in the living room talking until it was time for bed. Shay, A.J., and Kiki called their parents to ask if they could spend the night and they all could so I wouldn't have to be alone with the Akatsuki. So when it was time for bed, I told them who was sharing a room with who.
"Ok. Listen up! This is the breakdown of rooms: Kiki and Sasori, Shay and Deidara, A.J. and Hidan, Tobi and Zetsu, Pein and Konan, Kisame and Kakuzu, and me and Itachi. That good?" I said.
"Why do I get stuck with the crazy chick?" Hidan asked.
"She's not really that bad. Well, she shouldn't be. If she is, let me know and I give you permission to gag her and tie her up. But you cannot sacrifice her to Jashin. That's my job." I said.
"Fine." He grumbled.
We then went to our rooms. Tobi and Zetsu in the basement. Kismae and Kakuzu in the living room. Kiki and Sasori in my parents' old room. A.J. and Hidan in one of the spare rooms. Pein and Konan in the other spare room. Shay and Deidara in my brother's old room. And me and Itachi in my room. Well, I guess you could say A.J. dragged Hidan to their room.
Before she shut the door I said, "A.J., don't rape him."
"Don't worry. I won't."
Then she shut the door. I then went into my room and shut the door. I grabbed my and went into the bath room. I changed, brushed my hair and teeth, then went back out.
I said, "Ok Itachi. We can do this two ways: ether you can sleep on the floor, or we share the bed."
He looked at the bed like, 'really?'.
I saw that and said, "I know what you're thinking, but I've fit three teenagers on that thing. We can fit."
He got this perverted/disgusted look on his face as I sat down next to him on the bed.
"Get your mind out of the gutter!" I said and hit him with a pillow.
He chuckled and said, "I wasn't thinking anything like Hidan."
Then he took the pillow from me and hit me back.
I laughed.
"So. You sleeping on the floor or sharing the bed with me?" I asked.
"Well, if you really don't mind, then I'd like to share the bed with you." He said.
"I really don't mind." I said back, then crawled over to the other side of the bed and laid down.
He laid down next to me. I turned onto my right side so I was facing away from him so he couldn't see my blush. Even though it was dark, he probably could have seen it. I felt him roll over onto his side and I looked over my shoulder and saw his back. I let out a silent breath and tried to go to sleep. But three hours later, I was still awake. I sat up and looked at the clock. It said 12:30 A.M. I put my head in my hands. I jumped when I felt a hand on my back. I looked over and saw Itachi had sat up and had his hand on my back. I put my hand over my heart and was breathing hard.
"You scared the crap out of me." I said.
He smiled and said, "Sorry. Didn't mean to be so ninja."
I giggled.
"Can't sleep?" he asked.
I nodded.
"Is something bothering you or are you just weirded out from today?" he asked.
"Everything from today I guess." I said.
He put his arm all the way around my back and pulled me closer to him. I blushed.
"Tell me what from today is making you not able to sleep and I might be able to help." he said.
"Well, Hidan and his perverted comments didn't do much for me. And seeing the five of you, ah, post-poof should I say didn't help at all." I said.
He smiled and said, "Well, I can't make you forget that stuff, but I may be able to fall asleep."
I looked at him in the darkness.
"How?" I asked.
"Close your eyes." He said.
I did so and he pulled me down so I was laying with my head on his chest. He started singing something softly to me.
"What are you singing?" I asked.
"It's a song my mother used to sing to me when I was little and couldn't sleep."
"Oh. Well it's very relaxing. And your voice is soothing too." I said with a small smile.
"Thank you. Now, go to sleep."
He kept singing and when he finished, he asked, "Are you asleep yet?"
"Almost." I said.
He started singing the last few lines again, and I fell asleep.