A.N.I love twilight, and my love for it has brought something to light, I DONT own twilight, ha I SAID IT. Yeah so I don't own twilight but I just love MESSING with their poor minds (queue evil laugh) moo ha-ha moo ha-ha (italics mean thoughts)
Chapter 1: what the hell?
EMMETT P.O.V
I'm bored ......I KNOW I'll get my boredom box .Hmmmmm WARNING: only use in states of complete boredom whatever!
Hmmm Eddie will hear if I think about it
"I will hear what? AND DONT CALL ME EDDIE GRRRRRRR" god Eddie no need to yell
Hmm think of something, block my mind, Ummmmm, I know bob the builder!
Bob the builder can we fix it
Bob the builder yes we can
Scoop muck and dizzy
And roley too
Lofty and Wendy join the crew
Bob and the gang have so much fun
Working together to get the job done
"Nooooo make it stop "god Eddie, drama bitch much
I must go outside to plan I peace
Duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh dadudu dadudu dadudu dudu
"Emmett honey why are you humming the mission impossible tune"
"Nothing mummy-kin's I wub you"
"Mmm huuu, now I'm not suspicious "
Yay I found the set hmmm let me see, prank bombs, fake pregnancy tests, fake guns, disguises uhhh HERE IT IS YAY.......I think my first target will beeeeee Ummmmm Bella mwahahahaha
Bella-la do you want a cookie?
"Yay cookies, gimme gimme " wow hard done by much
Here you go Bella-la
"Yummy thanks Emmy-bear"
"Emmet if you'll ,like , Um, excuse me , I'll be, like, texting Lauren and putting on , like, loads of foundation and , like, loads of mascara ...... do you know if Alice, like, has any pink lip-gloss? "
Oops not the outcome I would have liked but oh well Yay no more boredom lol
Bella's gone preppy, Bella's gone preppy, Bella's gone preppy ....hahahahaha
Who will be my next victim?
A. what do think who should be next mwahahahaha, I think I'll put a poll on my profile.
Review, they are like the air I
Come on don't just IGNORE the little green button, its BEGGING to be pushed!
Scoot, muck Roy