This is just a random story i wrote when i was bored ^^
So anyway enjoy!
I don't own twilight
Bella: Can't you just tell me what you are?
Edward: ...Okay -whispers I'm a vampire-
Bella: What? I couldn't hear you
Edward: I'm a vampire
Bella: What?
Edward: I'm a frickin vampire!
Bella: WHAT?
Edward: For the last time I'm a f**cking vampire!
Bella: WHAT?! I STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Edward: I'M A VAMPIRE, BITCH!
Bella:...
Edward:...
Bella: Oh...so you're not batman?
Edward: No, I'm a vampire
Bella: Are you sure? Cause it would be so cool if you were batman, you'd have cape and... (continues to describe how cool Batman is)
Edward: No, I'm definetly not batman
Bella: Hey why do they call you Batman when you don't hang out with bats?
Edward: I'M NOT BATMAN!
Bella: Oh...right you're vampire!
Edward: Yes
Bella: O.O
Edward: ?
Bella: AHHH!! VAMPIRE!!! BATMAN SAVE ME!!!!
So that's it. Pretty short. :)