The End of an Era

Jashin was bored. His only current follower was buried underground, in millions of pieces, and he had to have a legitimate reason to get him out. He was searching the different dimensions, looking for something he could use, when an explosion below caught his eye.

Hmmmm, what's this?

He quickly descended and found a house blown apart. He could not feel any living souls within, but there was something that grabbed his attention. Two souls, no make that one and a partial souls. Surveying the room, he saw a red-headed female, lying next to a child's crib. However, even though her body was no longer living, her soul was trying to stay around.

What's this? Why does she try to linger?

Now very curious, he "read" her soul.

Protect! Love! Protect! Was the soul's only thoughts. Jashin was intrigued. Looking to the child's crib, he saw a small body, probably not even two years of age. Unfortunately, the soul of a child that young would not survive a death. At that moment, the partial soul he had felt upon arriving, although weak, was burning with rage! Jashin felt it pull energy towards itself, reading for an attack.

Amused, Jashin allowed it to advance. Just as it was about to hit him, he grabbed the soul piece, and threw it out of the house with enough force that it would be unable to return for a few years.

That takes care of that. He nodded. Now, maybe I can use this for my own gains…

Thinking back to why he had come here in the first place, AHA! I can bring my loyal follower, and he can spread the wonder of Jashin! HAHAHAHA!

Thinking, he decided that if he brought his loving zealot here, and had his soul posses the child, he could start 'teaching' the people of this world about the Great and Powerful Jashin!

Realizing that he should not tell his follower that he would be possessing a child's body, and would have to go through puberty again, as this would be payback for all the paperwork Hidan caused him.

He loved Hidan, he really did, but sometimes…..sometimes dealing with him was like trying to train a dog, a stubborn and stupid one at that.

Chortling, he suspended the scene of the blown-up house, and teleported to where his lovely apostle *minion* was currently imprisoned.

This was torture, Hidan decided. It had to be. He was buried under many feet of dirt, body parts disconnected, and no way to get put back together.

'HIDAN!' A loud voice boomed within his head.

'Jashin-Sama.' Hidan was sure, it could only be his beloved god.

'YES HIDAN. I AM HERE TO OFFER YOU NEW LIFE, SO YOU CAN CONTINUE MY TEACHINGS. WILL YOU GO AND TEACH THE LOWLY BEINGS ALL ABOUT ME, YOUR JASHIN-SAMA?

'Fuck yes! I'll go fuckin' anywhere you want, and teach all the motherfucking heathens about you Jashin-Sama!' He would do anything, even give his immortality back, if Jashin-Sama wanted.

'YES, I'M SURE YOU WILL. THE WORLD WHERE I AM SENDING YOU HAS NOT HEARD FROM ME FOR A LONG TIME. I AM HOPING THAT YOU, MY MOST LOYAL, WILL BE ABLE TO SHOW THESE WORMS WHAT THEY HAVE BEEN MISSING!'

There was a pause, then Jashin spoke again.

'HIDAN, I WANT YOU TO FIND MY ARTIFACTS THAT I LEFT ON THIS WORLD MANY, MANY YEARS AGO. IF YOU FIND THESE ITEMS, YOU WILL BE ABLE TO COME BACK HERE, AND SHOW THESE HEATHENS THAT NO ONE CAN MESS WITH JASHIN AND HIS FOLLOWERS, AND NOT PAY A PRICE!'

Hidan did not even have to ponder on this decision for a second. 'I will do anything for you, Jashin-Sama! I will slaughter all the fuckers and bathe in their blood! All for you!'

Jashin sweat-dropped. Well, I guess that answer is as good as any. I still can't figure out where all this swearing came from though….

'BE ON YOUR WAY THEN. I WILL CONTACT YOU IN A WHILE. IN THE MEANTIME, ENJOY YOUR NEW LIFE!

'I will Jashin-Sama, I fuckin' promise I will' Hidan grinned, happy to be of service to his god. He felt his body go numb, and then a squeeze. Then he felt a new body. It was smaller than the last, and felt weaker. Opening his eyes, he was given the shock of a life time!

'I'M A MOTHERFUCKING BABY!'

Across the dimensions, Jashin heard a baby's wail, and snickered to himself-

Good luck Hidan, you'll need it.

Thank you for reading!

This is only my second story, the first is nowhere close to being finished, but I've hit a roadblock.

Please let me know what you think, and what you would like to see happen to poor Hidan.

Thanks again,

The Kraken signing out