Dudley's Tragic Fate

by edgy wedgy

Something terrible happens to Dudley because he inconveniently wets his pants. How terrible can it be? You'd be surprised.

Hello: I do not dislike Dudley and I doubt that even he would ever do this. The horrid part at the end was inspired from a cartoon I watched many years ago, I just took it a little further. Anyway, it's kinda gross, but it's no worse than our society today.

Dudley's Tragic Fate

Dudley was quietly sitting under a tree. Why he was sitting under a tree and how he was able to keep so quiet, we may never know. However, we do know that some very strange and unexplainable things happened.

Despite having no reason to do what he was doing, Dudley was perfectly content just sitting there.

After a while, Dudley decided he felt hungry. He said, "Gee, I feel really hungry, maybe I should eat something." However, Dudley didn't move.

You and I know perfectly well that if we were hungry, we'd hurry to the kitchen and grab a roll, because it's simply unbearable and ridiculous to do things on an empty stomach but DUDLEY obviously thought otherwise because he sat, under that tree for a LONG time.

He sat.

And sat.

And groaned.

And sat.

And eventually decided that he could take it no longer. He took a good look at himself and noticed that he was losing weight.

"Help!" he cried, "I'm shriveling up! Give me food!" But nobody came, for nobody was interested in hanging around the park, especially now that it was 2 am.

Dudley was in desperation. He just HAD to eat. Without realising, he–

Most people would simply get up and go to a snack shop and pick up a chocolate bar, but Dudley decided to be different. So different he ended up in hospital.

Nobody knows how he did what he did, whether it gave him nightmares or terrible pains or if he ever got back what he lost. But we do know that why he didn't just get up and pick up some food. He was sitting in a puddle of his own wee.

For the simple reason his pants were wet, he never got up. For the simple reason his pants were wet, he never got to satisfy his hunger. For the simple reason his pants were wet, he may never walk again. For the simple reason his pants were wet, he consumed his whole left foot.