Metroid Prime Hunters: Afterwards
This is my first fanfic ever so its probably gonna be really bad. This is after whatever happens at the end of MP:H. I just got the game a few days ago so I haven't beat it yet.I do not own anything in this fanfic.
Chapter 1:
The bounty hunters find a device which allows them to talk together in one common language.
Trace: I'm gonna go tell my people to go invade this place, bye
Samus Aran: Ok, see ya. Hey, I can talk now! in your face, in your face, in your face.
Trace: Ya, whatever, I can talk too loser.
Kanden:MARIO PARTY!!!
Noxus: I thought all hunters were bad, but not you Samus, I see much good in you.
Samus Aran: Well if you thought they were all bad, wouldn't you be bad?
Noxus: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I guess I never thought of that.
Kanden: COTTON CANDY!!!
Spire: You idiot! Hey look, its an artifact that shows me on it!
Kanden: Its not you, its probably someone from your ancient race. Weren't you looking for your race?
Spire: Since when did you turn good? Or start yelling random things? Hey, theres a message on here, it says: "Dear Spire: We went on a 10,000 year vacation! Sorry, we forgot you, you were asleep. Wouldn't it be funny if you thought we were all dead just cause our planet blew up? Come to the other side of the sun in the Tetra Galaxy, we'll be waiting!"
Spire: It would of been nice to have this message 60 years ago. Bye guys!
Kanden: CARTOONS!!!
Sylux: Quick, Weavel! Samus is offguard!
Weavel: So?
Sylux: So we go kill her!
Weavel: Why?
Sylux: Cause she beat you in the past, and I have my own reasons.
Weavel: What reasons?
Sylux: IS ALL YOU DO ASK QUESTIONS?
Weavel: Can you tell me?
Sylux: Auuuuuuggggghhh!!! By the way, I hate Samus cause she tied me to a chair and made me watch educational television!
Samus Aran: Those were the days...
Weavel: Ok, lets get her!!!
Sylux: he talked without using a question!!
Weavel: Does this suit make me look fat?
Kanden: VIDEO GAMES!!!
Weavel lunges his arm blade at Samus' neck, Samus dodges and shoots him with a missile causing him to hit into Sylux. Noxus shoots her charged judicator at Weavel, freezing him and sends him into a nearby sun.
Samus Aran: So much for that loser. Wheres Sylux?
Kanden: ICE CREAM!!!
Sylux fires a cannon at Samus causing her suit to completly fall off.
Sylux: Your a girl? A Human?
Sylux takes off his suit revealing he's a human too.
Sylux: Will you be my gf?
Samus Aran: Only if you turn good!
Sylux: Sweet!
Samus Aran: Is Kanden good too?
Kanden: Is there a bathroom? I gotta go, really bad.
Sylux: Having his power drained from that last boss must have made him good.
So Trace invaded the alimbic cluster which nobody cared about, Spire lived in happiness with his family, Weavel died on a sun, and Samus Aran, Noxus, Kanden, and Sylux worked together and with the help of the Galactic Federation defeated the Space Pirates and Metroid Prime 2: Echoes and Metroid Prime 3: Corruption never even happened .(Hunters takes place before Metroid Prime 2 and after Metroid Prime)
Plus: Samus and Sylux married. (I wasn't going to let Samus kill my favorite character.)