Heyy guys :)
I got really bored in english and decided to write a funny cross over fic based on This Is Rediculous by zosofi & The Crazed Mind Of A SPN & TVD Obssessed Teenager By Princezzshel101. They are really good stories i highly suggest you check them out! :)
Hope you enjoy
Kiimii xxx
Damon: Where are we?
Katherine: I don't know but where we are, but where ever we are it is better now you're here!
Damon: * gulps and takes steps sideways, away from Katherine* Cool story bro needs more dragons
Buffy: no fluffy unicorns! *pouts like a little girl*
Stefan: unicorns? Where? * Looks around like a lost dog*
Buffy: oh no where I just like unicorns * smirks*
Stefan: awww… but, But?
Derek: But nothing Stefan so now shut up! *glares angrily at Stefan *
Stiles: Keep that unicorn away from me! * Peeks head around from hiding behind Derek*
Derek: * grabs stiles and moves him in front of him * stiles there in no unicorn, and if there where it wouldn't bother hurting you
Stiles: keep me out of the light, the unicorn will get me!
Derek: OMG! , stiles for the last time there isn't any unicorns! * shakes head and rubs temple*
Stiles: there has to be! I saw it before!
Derek: no you didn't! You're delusional!
*Buffy runs around in a giant unicorn costume*
Stiles: See! * Points to the unicorn*
Derek: * shakes head and rolls eyes* that's Buffy being a lunatic blonde Barbie running around dressed like a unicorn okay?
Buffy: I am not a lunatic blonde Barbie! But yes I am dresses as a unicorn * starts running a Derek and pushes him over and starts punching him*
Stiles: See told you! It's a unicorn! It's going to kill me! *starts crying*
Damon: why would a unicorn want to kill someone like you? I mean seriously?
Stiles: it will try and kill me because I'm a virgin!
Damon: * chuckles loudly * seriously? That's why? The unicorn will kill you because you're a virgin?
Stiles: * nods*
Damon: of that's a good one, whatever you're smoking I want some!
Stiles: I haven't been smoking anything! * scowls*
Damon: sure, sure I bet you haven't * winks*
Derek: is anyone going to help me? * Buffy attacking Derek*
Damon: * rips Buffy of Derek* Are you happy now?
Derek: Ecstatic! * rolls eyes and brushes himself off*
Buffy: hey I wasn't finished hurting him yet! * starts attacking Damon*
Damon: * falls to the ground and yells *
Derek: I love payback * smirks*
Stiles: I hate unicorns! * runs and hides behind Derek*
Derek: *Face palm*
Dean: where's pie?
Kiimii: in my stomach * holds hands up, fingertips touching like and evil person whilst smirking*
Dean: ESCUSE ME!
Isaac: what did you fart?
Stefan: so that's what the smell is * crinkles nose in disgust*
Sam: it's not the pie that smells awful it's Dean* winks at Gabriel*
*Gabriel bites lollypop *
Katherine: that's not the only thing he's chocked on * winks*
*Sam blushes, and smiles smugly at Gabriel*
*Gabriel chokes on Lollypop*
Dean: Oh God my beautiful brain, my sanity has left the building. Need porn and Pie ! dying without them ! Ahhh... I'm melting * falls to the ground and fakes seizure *
Castiel: Dean I don't believe your stupidity is required
*Elena starts laughing*
*Dean scowls at Elena* Shut up and I don't care Cas!
* Castiel glares at Dean*
Gabriel: you have done it now …
Elena: screw this shit I'm out of here!
Stefan: I second that motion
Sam: I third that motion
Damon: Bitch please I'm just tagging along
*Elena and the rest leave*
Isaac: sure what ever * runs wolf speed to catch up to the rest*
Caroline: Hey wait for me!? *screams*
Klaus: its okay, I'll save you! * turns up in a wonder woman outfit*
Gabriel: what happened to you?
*everyone starts laughing*
Klaus: *looks down at the costume* Shit wrong outfit!
*Elena and Caroline falls on the ground laughing*
1hour later:
*Caroline and Elena are still laughing*
Dean: do you ever shut up? * furrows his eye brows*
*Elena and Caroline look at each other, at dean and back at each other. They start laughing again*
* Derek rolls eyes*
*Dean looks at the pie in his hand* I'm sorry baby, forgive me *Dean throws pie at Elena and Caroline*
Gabriel: No! You can't waist the -* Gabriel lands on the ground and the pie is in his face*
Dean: oppsss... Ha-ha * Dean Steps sideways and leaves*
*everyone leaves again*
Gabriel: *stands up and removes the pie from his face*
Caroline: *runs vamp speed screaming * the krakens unleashed!
Klaus: Oh brother * rolls eyes and runs after the others*
Stiles * looks around * so still no unicorns …?
Buffy: * giggles and chases stiles*
Derek: * grabs Buffy and stiles and smack their heads together*
*smirks* such is life * walks away*