WAKE BEE UP INSIDE CHAPTER 1
BRING BEE TO LIFE
So yeh, diz iz meh new ficc n i hope u likez it n stuff, itz all abut meh oc barri sue n her luvr barry (hez so hot omBEE!1!) itz rely goffick to so if u hate goffz then dont even red this u worthlezz wannaBEE!1! thankz 2 my bezti steff fur editin this!1!
My namez barri sue, and Im a hunnybee, duh. im NOT like those other stoopid hunnybeez tho, with their yellow n black nonsense, beecuz Im totally black n yellow unlike those preps. today im wearing a black n yellow corset, black n yellow combat boots n a black n yellow skirt. my hair iz black wit yellow streakz n realy long, like a goffick rapunzel or sumthin.
I star myself in the mirror, applying beelack makeup wit a lil bit of yellow. my eyes were blood red and glistened like ruby orbs. barry said I look like Amy Bee, and i totally agree. If u dont know who she iz, then go feed urself to a bear you stoopid wannabee. i hear sumthin outside and go look, my gossmer wings glitterin with pure swag. barry is outside along with adam, who is now a super hot beemo rocker.
"hey guyz, wait!" i yell goffickally, brushin my silken bee hair out of my fursaken blud eyes.
"whatz up barri sue, u look so beeuatiful n edgy tonite!" barry says sexily, his sapphire orbz meetin mine.
"omBEE rlly?" i ask cutly, alredy knowing it waz beeond tru.
"yes rlly, u ar so hot n stuff," adam said, glaring beemoly at barry. theyr beeoth in luv with me, but im a gud girl and date beeoth so they dunt get to jelouz.
"thnx guyz," i say.
barry helpz me into his new beecar, witch iz a real antiqk hearse from the funeral hive. its haunted by teh ghost of a smexy beepire namd edword and I make out wit him to cuz im nice.
"so wher r we goin?" i ask, staring at beeoth my beeoyfriendz with goffick lust n desire.
barry reachez into his edgy leather coat n grabz three ticketz, n sumthin lookz familiar abut them. he handz them too me n i gasp goffickally, beecuz i cant beelieve my blud culored eyez.
"how in da hive did you even get theze?!" I screeched edgily. "the My Pesticide Romance ticketz sold out dayz ago! omBEE!" i pulled the ticketz out of barry'z lil bee hand n kissd em dramaticly, leving a big beelack lipstick stain.
adam nodded beemoly, staring at teh ticketz.
barry smirked wit so much edge it waz ow. "i killd a guy n stole em."
i swooned, overcom with passiun at teh thoght of barry killin sumone just for me. if only that stoopid beeitch vanessa wud die so i cud marry da barry.
"wut r we watin for, letz go see the concert alreedy!" adam moaned, and we gut in the car n started too drive away, unware of the dramaz stil two com...
END OF CHAPTER 1!
like omBEE, u luved it, rite? review now or i won't update!1! u wanna kno wut happenz next, rite?! if u dont, then ur a stoopid wannabee!1! don't flame u stoopid prepz!2!
( Nyxy: I am SO freaking sorry for this. It was written at three AM on a dare, but that's no excuse. While this is a joint account between me and Steffi, this lovely creation is all mine aside from a bit of inspiration and encouragement, so don't blame her if your brain cells died, and again, I'm so very sorry. This is why I'd given up writing fanfic until recently.
Steffi: Yep this is what the Nyx like to write alright XD it's a parody tho, duh! Don't ever feed Nyxys sugar after midnight you guys, it just will never end well! :3 )