Driver's Ed: A Series of Dalton Conversations came to me while, you guessed it, I was in driver's ed class. Yeah, my teacher is pretty much exactly like this. It's cool, but she seriously does use the name Lulu too much. Anywho, This is Stuart Trio, Stuarts in general, A pair of Windsor boys, and the Twins. There are six parts to this installment, and since I have Driver's Ed all week, I figured I might as well just continue this all week with a few parts a night and add it as a new chapter or something.
I don't own any of the characters. I do not own anything mentioned in here. I changed the teacher's name for the sake of anonymity.
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Part One: Before (Stuart Trio)
"I don't even get why I have to be here," Julian muttered out darkly as he and his best friends approached the classroom at a leisurely pace. "I can have people drive me everywhere."
"Suck it up, Jules." Derek replied, rolling his eyes.
"I'm just saying! I don't need to learn how to drive, I have people to do that for-"
"Yes, yes, yes," Logan said, cutting off him. "You're a diva, we know." Julian snorted, entering the room as he proclaimed, "I am not a diva!"
Part Two: Food [Stuart]
"Now, I used to be in the military, so I don't care if you stand up so you don't fall asleep. Be my guest." The instructor, Mrs. Beesen told the class of Dalton kids, a mix of Stuart, Windsor, and Hanover all crammed into one small, very cold room. "I also don't care if you have food or drinks in here, all I have to say is be my guest." She smiled at the group, hoping for pleased reactions. And did she get them.
Instantly, five Stuart boys pulled out warm mugs of coffee, a relieved look on their faces as the collectively took a long sip. Bailey glanced around, casually pulling an apple juice from his book bag. The Stuart boys looked around the room, just happy that they could get such a luxury as to have food and coffee in class. Their eyes fell on the blonde pair of twins, pulling out for each of themselves a small cake to eat in class, nice silver wear accompanying the cake within moments. They grinned to one another, quickly digging in.
The Stuarts stared at them incredulously, Kurt smiling to himself as he pulled out a granola, a bemused smirk appearing on his porcelain features.
Part Three: Lulu [Stuart Trio]
"…So, I would say 'Lulu, I'm not going to take any points off for that but you backed up too far.' Ok?" The teacher continued as the class full of teenage boys shifted in their seats as so not to fall asleep. Thad was already standing up to keep himself awake, struggling to keep taking notes on his notebook.
"Say Lulu turned left when I wanted her to turn right. I wouldn't give points on the test because she went the wrong way. That is not a driving mistake. That's Lulu just being nervous." Mrs. Beesen went on.
"Why does she keep on saying 'Lulu'? I swear the twins are going to have a laughing fit in the middle of class." Derek muttered to Logan as he sat back in his chair.
"I'm never going to get that out of my head. It'll be haunting my dreams. 'Lulu, Lulu, Lulu.' It'd be like one of your nightmares of your girlfriends all converging on you at once. And them knowing about one another." Logan said in response, not even cracking a smile.
"So hilarious." Julian said, unprompted to Logan.
Part Four: Break [Explosive Windsors]
The clanging monkey set for breaks every hour went off, a light sigh coming from the class, Mrs. Beesen stopping mid-sentence, not even finishing the word. "Break time!" She said happily, exiting the classroom into the halls, heading who-knows-where.
Drew and Satoru glanced at one another, shrugging at the teacher's odd behavior, stepping into line out of the classroom. After they visited the bathroom, they spied a vending machine, eyes gleaming as they selected some soda, one Mountain Dew and a Pepsi, opening them and taking a refreshing sip as they headed back towards the class.
"She has got to stop saying Lulu for an example name." said Drew to his best friend.
"Why? It's funny." Satoru shrugged.
"Well, 'Lulu' is very close to 'Lucy'," Drew said, cracking a grin. "So I keep thinking of Lucy doing all of this terrible driving but not getting points added to her when she takes her test."
"Nah, she'll be fine." Satoru replied, waving it off. "She plays so much Mario Kart I'm sure she'll be an expert driver when the time comes. And honestly, I'm more worried about the people who see her on the road then her, herself."
"Why is that?" Drew raised an eyebrow.
"They'll be distracted by her Lolita and crash, I'm afraid."
The best friends laughed, entering the classroom once again.
Part Five: Extra Credit [Stuart Trio]
"Now, in my class I give out Extra Credit." Mrs. Beesen started. Almost every single one of the boys looked up at her attentively, striving for more points and a better grade. Derek leaned forward intently.
"I bought eight dollars' worth of candy before I came here. You can all have one or two pieces or 'Extra Credit' now if you like." The teacher pulled out five different bags with assorted candies in them, ranging from suckers to dumdums to smarites and taffy. "You got some Taffy here, my personal favorite, Smarties, some, uh, dumdums I think, some suckers, and-" The teacher didn't have a moment t to finish off her sentence before Julian zoomed past her, grabbing two cherry lollipops quickly, one already in his mouth by the time he got back to his seat.
"Dude, I heard you had a thing for lollipops but this is kinda weird…" Derek said, staring at the actor, as if he was unsure of what he just saw.
Logan took down a note he missed on the PowerPoint and muttered so no one could hear him, "Diva."
Part Six: Ticket [Windsor]
Evan and Ethan busied themselves making the smallest paper cranes they could manage as they lazed through what seemed like an exceptionally long and boring session of class. They could faintly hear Mrs. Beesen in the background talking about one time when she got a ticket in Florida when she didn't come to a full stop.
"Now if any of you want to add that up or something, it ends up being-"
"One thousand, one hundred, twelve." Derek shot out before she ended.
"Right. So, you see, that's quite a bit of money, more than we pay monthly for insurance."
Evan and Ethan looked up at the woman curiously, wondering if she knew that she was teaching a group of very, very monetarily inclined teenage boys.
Looking back at one another, a very different, mischievous smile etched across their twin faces, they started planning something very nice for their teacher. But they would have to at the end of the week. They wanted to make sure that she didn't give it back to them.
"One thousand, nine hundred, ninety-nine and ninety-five cents?"
"How about one thousand, nine hundred, ninety-nine and ninety-seven cents?"
They grinned again, their brains synced, thinking about the perfect way to reverse-pickpocket their Driver's Ed teacher.