Tolkien's Twisted Tunes!
( ) = my comment about the song
A/N: My friend was sick when she made these up. When she came back to school I asked her if she wanted me to put it up on ff.net. She didn't have an account so I put it on. Here are her weird songs:
Song #1-about Pippin (sing to tune of "Row, Row, Row, Your Boat")
Row, row, row, your boat,
Gently down the stream,
Throw Pippin over the side
And listen to him scream.
(Kinda stupid, I know)
*Warning: do not try this at home- hobbits can't swim*
Song #2-about Frodo (sing to tune of the last stanza of "Jingle Bells")
Frodo,
Frodo,
Bearer of the ring.
Hurry to Mount Doom my dear,
And throw in that damn thing.
(My all time favorite)
Song #3- about Legolas (sing to tune of "We wish you a Merry X-Mas")
Oh Leggy my little elfy,
Oh Leggy my little elfy,
Oh Leggy my little elfy,
Go shoot some more orcs.
With your long golden hair,
And arrows to spare.
Oh Leggy my little elfy,
Go shoot some more orcs.
Song #4- about Gimli (sing to the tune of "Mary had a Little Lamb")
Gimli has a big red beard,
A big strong axe,
And a tiny head.
He rides a horse with Legolas,
And what they do there we don't know
(Ummmmmm interesting)
A/N: more coming about Sam, and Mary (as soon as she gives them to me).
Now please review on the pretty little button below.
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( ) = my comment about the song
A/N: My friend was sick when she made these up. When she came back to school I asked her if she wanted me to put it up on ff.net. She didn't have an account so I put it on. Here are her weird songs:
Song #1-about Pippin (sing to tune of "Row, Row, Row, Your Boat")
Row, row, row, your boat,
Gently down the stream,
Throw Pippin over the side
And listen to him scream.
(Kinda stupid, I know)
*Warning: do not try this at home- hobbits can't swim*
Song #2-about Frodo (sing to tune of the last stanza of "Jingle Bells")
Frodo,
Frodo,
Bearer of the ring.
Hurry to Mount Doom my dear,
And throw in that damn thing.
(My all time favorite)
Song #3- about Legolas (sing to tune of "We wish you a Merry X-Mas")
Oh Leggy my little elfy,
Oh Leggy my little elfy,
Oh Leggy my little elfy,
Go shoot some more orcs.
With your long golden hair,
And arrows to spare.
Oh Leggy my little elfy,
Go shoot some more orcs.
Song #4- about Gimli (sing to the tune of "Mary had a Little Lamb")
Gimli has a big red beard,
A big strong axe,
And a tiny head.
He rides a horse with Legolas,
And what they do there we don't know
(Ummmmmm interesting)
A/N: more coming about Sam, and Mary (as soon as she gives them to me).
Now please review on the pretty little button below.
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