Chapter 1
Gerbil
Stranger: hahahah you gave me gonorea!
You: oh noes
You: but this cant be
Stranger: yesssum need dick transplant! Yew need much bigger to pleasure more than gerbil vagina! HAHAHAHA
Stranger: unfortunatly it did, indeedy
You: wow very interesting information
You: I will do as you say
You: the very next day of the full moon
Stranger: go on
You: dick transplant bitch
Stranger: hahahahahahahaha
You: hahahhahahaha
You: who the fuck are you
Stranger: britts
Stranger: o course!
Stranger: where r u from?
Stranger: why do you type so slow! :P
You: I type very slow because I am a busy man
Stranger: aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh busy man!
You: I fuck everything that walks the name I claim is johnny
Stranger: hahaa. k
You: yes indeed
Stranger: johnny. do you play video games?
You: yes sir/ma'am
Stranger: Maaaaam preeze
Stranger: i dont have a penis. lol
You: the penis less man poor child
Stranger: ?
You: jk
You: jk
You: but ya thats kool
Stranger: i dunno what that means.
Stranger: lolol
You: just forget it
Stranger: Do you have a PS3 or a gay box?
You: xbox not that gay piss station 3
Stranger: LOLOL
Stranger: haha
Stranger: thats great
Stranger: lol
You: yea
Stranger: HAHAHA
Stranger: omg
Stranger: thatws still funny
Stranger: thats*
Stranger: I have both, but I 3 PS
Stranger: U play fallout?
Stranger: I can see that since my gay box comment your commenting ratio has dwindled 42%.
You: lol
Stranger: Im sorry, my master told me that if my conversation time is less than but not equal to the highest ranked robot in the system, I have to commit robot suicide.. Good bye Johnny, You seemed likeable, except for giving me gonorea with your tiny tiny pernis.
Conversation Ended
Black Pirate with White eyes
You: hello
Stranger: ahoy!
You: do you have pickles
Stranger: aye
You: are they still good
Stranger: aye they b stored in the brig
You: oh my gosh its black beard
Stranger: no it be his rival...white eyes
You: holy crap your a cracker
Stranger: argg no i b blacker thn nigh sky
You: OH my god dont hurt me black man with white eyes
Stranger: i only make ye wlk the plank if ya steal me PICKLES!
You: but the pickles are so yummy =(
Stranger: Or ill throw ya or the side and drag ya beneath the ship! :/
You: Oh no please dont do that white eyed nigger
Conversation Ended
Very Serious People
Stranger: horny 24 shemale looking for horny f or m(younger than 20)
You: Right here
Stranger: m or f
You: f
Stranger: how old
You: your momma age
Stranger: so ur around 40?
You: yes sir I mean ma'am
Stranger: how big r ur tits/
You: as big as your moms
Stranger: come on baby be serious with me
You: I'm being serious here so you should be too =O
You: This is serious buisness
You: and we should be doing some very serious talking because we're very serious people who are typing to each other on a very serious website probably owned by a very serious person whos mom is also very serious
Conversation Ended
Rejected
Stranger: hi there(:
You: hey
Stranger: asl
Stranger: my names kristi:)
You: my name is albert
Conversation Ended
Olga
You: hi
Stranger: m 20 ind
You: f 45 nevada'
Stranger: nice
Stranger: what do u do
You: alot of things
You: would you like to know
Stranger: sure
You: Well Im good at alot of thing... =) 3
You: basket ball
You: foot ball
You: and hockey
Stranger: lol and ure 43 ?
Stranger: marrried i suppose
You: Its complicated
You: hes really small
Stranger: lol whats ur name
You: Olga
Stranger: nice name
Stranger: what dyu wanna talk about
You: how about marshmellows
You: there yummy
You: tasty
You: soft
You: white
Stranger: like ur pussy
Stranger: :P
You: haha
You: guess what do
You: what
You: you
You: need to do
You: and realize...
Stranger: tell me
You: that marshmellows arn't pussys
You: their tough little bastards
Stranger: lol are u a guy
You: haha yep dude
Stranger: i guessed lol
You: yah you desperate bastard thought I was a cougar
Stranger: haha no
You: a perv
Conversation Ended
Racist
Stranger: hi
You: Im black
Conversation Ended
Pwned!
Stranger: f or m
You: F
Stranger: nice im a male
You: F
You: FEMALE
Stranger: are you willing to show you boobs if so send pic to t******* ;]
You: maybe
Stranger: i will show my dick
You: yucky
Stranger: ok then show me youe boobs
You: but I dont even know your name
Stranger: my name is john
You: haha thats not overused
Stranger: i will be waiting for the pics
You: haha I bet you would
Stranger: yup ;]
You: to bad Im a dude just yanking your chain whos going to post this in his story
Conversation Ended
Aliens
Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: hows it going
Stranger: well
Stranger: male from USA
Stranger: u
Stranger: ?
You: female from jupiter
Stranger: oo cool so u are an alien
You: yep
You: If you make fun of my species Ill probe you
Stranger: how is life in jupiter
Stranger: ?
You: Very space like
Stranger: im always curious about that
You: and theres alot of rings there
You: well nvm
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: sounds nice
You: one big one around the planet
Stranger: how old are u
You: 10,000
Stranger: oo
Stranger: u are too old for me
Stranger: probably
You: I saw jesus
You: I bety you didnt ;D
Conversation Ended