this sucks rearend

by Straye

oh christ why did i write and submit this i think i was high on curry powder or something like that anyway flame all ya want MFERS!

i dont own redwall brian whosits does"""

a confusing day in redwall

one day mattimeo was walking around redwall when he saw a squirrel with a sign saying "pay me 20 pies and ill give you lifes one truth"
mattimeo gets 20 pies and gives them to the squirrel. the squirrel kicks him in the nuts and says "theres your lifes secret HA"
consequently the squirrel payed a vermin army with the pies and destroyed redwall abbey

XD hahahahha im a loser