Note: Again, I don't own the Warrior Cats. Erin Hunter does. Read the story because I'm bored of these notes. :)
Characters:
Moonwish- silver she-cat with white flecks- RainClan
Ambergrowl- amber tom- CloudClan
Gorsepaw- white tom with bright green eyes- SunClan
Ep. 1: Butter on Pancakes
Moonwish: Welcome to…
Gorsepaw: Warrior Cats Dare Show!
Ambergrowl: Where's my coffee…
Moonwish: *growls* You're kidding, right?
Ambergrowl: No. *pads off to look for coffee*
Moonwish: Okay, well, that was SUPPOSED to be our first host Ambergrowl, BUUUUT apparently he's looking for some coffee…
Ambergrowl: Okay, I'm back! I'm Ambergrowl of CloudClan.
Moonwish: *rolls her eyes but is secretly giggling* Alright, I'm your second host, Moonwish of RainClan.
Gorsepaw: And I'm the last (*grumble*) host, Gorsepaw of SunClan.
Ambergrowl: We have some great dares today! *snicker*
Moonwish: Yes, this is sure to be fantastic!
Gorsepaw: Our first victim *cough* I mean… guest is… Ashfur! Come on down, Ashfur!
Ashfur: No.
Ambergrowl: *bares teeth* GET UP HERE WIMP!
Ashfur: Eeeek! Coming! *streaks to the stage*
Moonwish: Okay, Ashfur. The dare is that you must make Squirrelflight marry you, without telling her it is a dare, and then… well, another part we'll tell you about later. *evil grin*
Ashfur: UMM… NO THANKS…
Ambergrowl: Do it or get the penalty…
Ashfur: PENALTY? PLEASE, TELL ME THE PENALTY! *practically jumps on Ambergrowl*
Ambergrowl: GAAH! Okay, Penalty Wheel time!
Gorsepaw: Moonwish, it's your turn.
Moonwish: Yesss! *pulls out a wheel that has tons of penalties listed on it* Let's see what Ashfur's penalty would be! *spins the wheel*
Gorsepaw: And your penalty is…
Ambergrowl: Getting locked in a room with 100 hungry badgers!
Ashfur: AACK! I take that back, I'll marry Squirrelflight! *looks totally embarrassed*
Nonexistent crowd: *does nothing because, obviously, it is nonexistent*
Existent crowd: *laughs hysterically*
Gorsepaw: Oooooooookay! Magic button time! *pushes a shiny button with a picture of Nyan Cat on it and Ashfur is teleported to ThunderClan*
Squirrelflight: Ashfur? Aren't you dead? Wait a second you tried to kill my niece and nephews! Die die diiiiiiiiiiie! Again!
Ashfur: Meep! Um Squirrelflight? Heheh…
Squirrelflight: Make it quick! These claws aren't going to scratch by themselves!
Ashfur: omo UM Squirrelflight… will you… you… marry me?
Squirrelflight: UM NO!
Ashfur: ._. *whispers to Moonwish* ummm what do I do now?
Moonwish: I'll take care of this. *pushes black button and a pink mist settles on Squirrelflight*
Squirrelflight: *squeals* Oh of COURSE I'll marry you Ashyboo!
Ashfur: O_O Um…um… you will?
Squirrelflight: YAH!
Ashfur: Are we sure about thi-
Ambergrowl: YES! Take it away, Gorsepaw!
Gorsepaw: *pushes red button and suddenly the cats are at Squirrelflight and Ashfur's wedding with all of the Clans watching*
Squirrelflight: I do!
Ashfur: I…do.
Brambleclaw: NOOOOOO! WHO SUPERGLUED ME TO THIS CHAIR?!
Moonwish: *plasters on innocent face* Heehee…
Ambergrowl: This is entertaining! And now for the extra part!
Ashfur: …there's more?
Gorsepaw: Of course!
Squirrelflight: Come here little Ashyboo! Squirrelflight's got a kissy kissy for you!
Brambleclaw: *ready to die*
Ashfur: AAAACK!
Moonwish: Let's get this going, shall we?
Ambergrowl: OH YES! *pushes Nyan Cat button and Brambleclaw, Ashfur, and Squirrelflight are locked in a room together*
Gorsepaw: And now to look at the secret camera… *pushes green button for security camera*
Moonwish: We have made sure that the hypno-mist on Squirrelflight has worn off! Let's see how this plays out!
Brambleclaw: You married him!
Squirrelflight: He tricked me!
Brambleclaw: Oh.
Ashfur: I'll just hide in this corner while you guys work it out…
Squirrelflight: Ohhhhhh no! You're gonna get a nice little massage!
Ashfur: Ooooooh yay massage!
Brambleclaw: *facepaw* Just do it.
Squirrelflight: :D Gladly. *proceeds to help Brambleclaw maul Ashfur*
Ambergrowl: Well that was fun! We'll let them take that for a while.
Moonwish: Okay, that took a while, so our second/last dare for today is for… Dovewing!
Gorsepaw: Come on up, Dovewing!
Dovewing: *bleep* !
Ambergrowl: Language, sweetheart! Now get up here before I rake your tail off! ;3
Dovewing: Meeeeep! *runs up* Okay, what is it?
Moonwish: You need to ask Whitewing for tom advice! About Tigerheart and Bumblestripe! And THEN you have to actually DO what she says!
Dovewing: WHAT.
Gorsepaw: You heard her!
Dovewing: …and if I don't?
Ambergrowl: Penalty Wheel, please! Gorsepaw, it's for you!
Gorsepaw: Yayz! *pulls out Penalty Wheel* Let's see now… *spins* You will have to… declare your undying love for Scourge and then get locked in a room with him.
Dovewing: ._. Who's Scourge?
Moonwish: Ugh never mind… Let's just say you don't want to tell him that.
Dovewing: *sigh* Okay, I'll do the Whitewing one.
Ambergrowl: Allllllright! Here we go! *pushes NC (Nyan Cat) button and Dovewing is teleported to ThunderClan*
Dovewing: Hey uhhh mom?
Whitewing: YAH girlfrieeeeeend?
Dovewing: *grimaces* Um… can I ask you for some… advice?
Whitewing: About what girlfrieeeeeeeend?
Dovewing: *freaked out* Toms. More specifically, Tigerheart and Bumblestripe.
Whitewing: OMG you have TWO crushes girlfrieeeeeeeeend?
Dovewing: Yes… now stop that stupid girlfriend stuff! I'm your daughter for butter on pancakes!
Whitewing: What's a pancake girlfrieeeeeeend?
Ambergrowl + Moonwish + Gorsepaw: *GAPE*
Dovewing: Shut up! Just give me the advice already!
Whitewing: Pushy pushy! WELL girlfrieeeeeend, I think you should, like, totally ask Tigerheart out!
Dovewing: But… what about Bumblestripe?
Whitewing: WELL girlfrieeeeeeend I think you should, like, totally ask Bumblestripe out!
Dovewing: And Tigerheart?
Whitewing: WELL girlfrieeeeeeeend I think you should, like, totally ask them BOTH out!
Dovewing: T_T And just how do I do that? I can't date them both.
Whitewing: WELL girlfrieeeeeeend-
Dovewing: FORGET IT! JUST SHUT UP! I'LL ASK THEM BOTH OUT IF YOU JUST SHUT UP!
Whitewing: :3 Okee!
Dovewing: o.O All righty then…
Gorsepaw: *whispers* And now for the second part!
Dovewing: o.o Oh yeah. Right. Fine. *takes a deep breath and walks up to Bumblestripe* Bumblestripe, will you go out with me?
Bumblestripe: *blushies* Oh, umm… sure!
Dovewing: 83 Okee! *thinking: SQUEE!* Yay! *walks up to Tigerheart* Hey Tigerheart wanna go out with me?
Tigerheart: Sure! Wait weren't we already dating?
Bumblestripe: S'CUSE ME?
Dovewing: Oh right! Anyway so-
Bumblestripe: Are you dating Tigerheart? You didn't really ask me out!
Tigerheart: Wait. You asked out Bumblestripe? You've been faking me?!
Dovewing: Calm down…heheh… we'll work this out…
Tigerheart + Bumblestripe: CHAAAAAAAAAARGE!
Ambergrowl: OKAY that's enough for today!
Moonwish: See you on the next episode! For now, this was…
Gorsepaw: Warrior Cats Dare Show! Byebye! :3
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