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Now you may not know how full of swears and HOT AND HEAVY s-x and sexual all the cr-p fetishes is for my storys so this is the WARNING SECTION where I tell you about maybe too hot to handle becuz the sexual levels are above you're brain capacity!

If you ALL ADULT NO KIDDIES and you're not a chicksh-t wuss but instead your a badass with amazing brain capacity to handle all the porking no matter how much rapetastic homophobia blood and guts IN YOUR FACE in you're s-x scene with n-ked chicks ripped to bits and porking the pieces and you just laugh at it and fapping furiously than congradulations you are smart enough and you can go on to the story!

Otherwise your a wuss and you should cry to your mommie and ask her milk!

WARNING... WARNING... WARNING... (This is blinking lights again)

Now this is outside the warning section and let me tell you boys and girls, if you listen you can soon hear the story but first I tell you a bit about it so low and behold you don't get so confused like the reviews on my other storys some of which were DISPLAYING SO MUCH STUPID that I had to delete edit them and put the edited right versions back on! It saves the shame for reviwers and then we don't hafta play the shame blame game!

Now I put the red font for red text explaining so if your smart enough and don't like extra explaining for all the puns and "backstory" which is like flashback and so on, you can skip over the red text but if your stupid with a small brain capacity than you should skip right over the red text (wink wink) becase your the kind of kinky badass this ADULTS ONLY story was written for.

The Easter Eggs contest still goes in "X-rated Magazines" the story but I put not so many easter eggs here becaze not many readers got it? Still you can collect them only by writing reviews which point them out before anyone else points out that exact same Easter egg thing you noticed!

Now it starts when the traveler chick comes (but not c-ms, ha ha) into the Gregory House and was already put in a hotel room. Now traveler chick WHO IS NOT NAMED QUORRA SO GIVE IT UP TO THE WAIT MASTER but she maybe looks like Quorra if you wish so you can imagine that way becase I'm nice and I let you imagine that if you need it for your fapping! Yeah! Permission for fapping right now so you can do it if you wish!

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Traveler chick was in the room and Gregory mouse says, "I'm really honry and I hope you don't find my X-rated magazines."

He had moles on his face but not the moles who look like mice but the moles whom look like little pieces of cr-p that were turded onto your face.

Traveler chick said, "I think you're name was Gregory not Henry!"

"NO!" Gregory Astonishes

Gregory says, "I did not think I said that out loud but even if I did and I wish you didn't hear from embarasment but my name is not Henry as I was saying honry instead."

Now Gregory was really trying to say a different word that spells kind of like 'honry' and "henry" but you stupids who read the red text must know that word is really "horny, which is when a man's bone sticks up like horns on a cow so honry/henry is a pun okay? There is an easter egg for the fastest reviewer!

Now traveler chick went to the pool and she saw that candle chef was already their swimming but I don't know his name so I'll name him Henry.

She waves at him just as he did a double back-flip off the high dive board of the pool and he does an extra flip in return and than he splashes a perfect swan in the deep end and comes up and ripples his muscles and says, "Hey baby I'm full of yaoi! Too much man to handle around you're bikini! All the dudes and the chicks come to my yard and I make milkshakes with the milkshake machine I have in the kitchen."

Traveler chick says to candle chef, "Does it make the milkshakes taste like that one restaurant whom has a name that's like Burger Kingdom but not quite and the real name isn't mentioned here for trademark and Easter egg purposes?"

In reply, his eyes glow red like a demon from h-ll and he said, "Never mention that again as it was a 'broken relationship' with the king and me and I never say!"

Now the television fish swam by and showed scenes of uke and seme that Candle Chef was trying not to think about but he was imagining the hot moaning with slow porking, porking, porking and than he thought about pork sandwiches of both kinds. It was steamy and very HOT AND HEAVY with lots of live swirlies and it made the n-pples er-ct on all the dudes and chicks who saw it!

For you stupids that read the red text a pork sandwich is a three some but it is also a pun especialy if the middle person in the "sandwich" is Jewishh as that's the only pork sandwich they can eat!

Now there was a mysterious white liquid on the floor next to Gregory Hotel pool and the Gregory Hotel guests were only now starting to notice and it did not smell or taste like mayonaise and it wasn't vanilla milkshake either! There was hiding behind a pillar a very shy and s-x starved pinklizard nurse and she wanted to poke, poke, poke with her syringe like a strap-on d-ld- but instead she pulls into her syringe the white liquid that everyone has examined today.

Next time on Gregory House the myterious white liquid is revealed! Origins!

The nurse pink lizard hooked it up to her medical machines and said, "This is not as it seems mayonaise! It is really white pee!"

Traveler chick says, "What is white pee as I am a very innocent chick and I don't know about medical fluids!"

Pink lizard said, "White pee is also called m-n-j-zz or c-m or s-men and it happens from a pecker when that man looks at X-rated magazines. I learned this in medical school."

Now the zombie cat who is always most helpful replied, "I am deputizing myself a detective and we will find the X-rated magazines which must belong to Gregory Mouse of Gregory House but we will follow all the clues and deduce it with proof but not the deuce because that is a p-op fetish which is bad cr-p and nobody likes sh-t so none here."

Now they all gathered around to find clues and many adventures could happen as the innocent Traveler Chick of peace and healing meets the pink lizard chick in secret or maybe other hook-ups and lots of homone therapy to make the animation full of boobies! Turn in next time for the scares like big axes and the drama and the "femslash" yaoi! There will not be any po-p "fetish" in this storry so give it up you sh-t fetish dudes and chicks but maybe if your really good the diaper fetish returns but still no poop, okay? WE DON'T POOP IN THE DIAPER becuz that is really gross!