Me: *Hums "Gotta Get it Back! Take it Back!"* Oh sorry. Ahem. Hey, guys. Here's my newest idea, the Future of Kongo Bongo. Made to be like the future of the Donkey Kong Country TV show. The song I was humming was a song from the episode, Legend of the Crystal Coconut.
Donkey Kong: I recognized the tune, Emma. I hear you're a good singer.
Diddy: I heard that, too. I heard you performed in many talent shows.
Lanky: I heard you sang "Parting Ways" for a program for people who are disabled like you.
Me: Yes, that was the first SNR talent show I went to.
Tiny: What does SNR stand for?
Me: Special Needs Recreation. The program has fun events: a prom, a talent show and summer and winter programs.
Chunky: Sounds like fun. Did you ever join some other events?
Me: Yes, I once been to the winter program and made good friends. One of my friends from SNR is a fan of Neil Diamond and did his song "Coming to America". Anyway, here's the first story. It will be like one shots. Enjoy. This one is called "The Wedding".
Dixie was at the dock near Funky's Flights, feeling excited.
"Hey, Dix, what are you up to?" Diddy asked.
"My little sister, Tiny, is coming to live here," Dixie said. "My cousins, Chunky and Kiddie, are staying, too.
"What a coincidence, my distant cousins, Lanky and Pinky, are coming to live here, too," DK said.
"I haven't seen them in years," Candy said. "I can't wait to tell them the good news." Then everyone spotted Funky's biplane in the distance. When it landed, five monkeys appeared out of the plane. One of them was holding an infant monkey.
"Hey, sis, good to see you," the female chimp said.
"DK, Diddy, this is my sister, Tiny, and cousins, Chunky and Kiddie," Dixie said.
"Nice to meet you," Chunky said as Kiddie was squirming.
"DK, great to see you," an orange orangutan said.
"And this is Lanky and his sister, Pinky," DK said.
"Hello, Dixie," Pinky said. Then Donkey and Candy brought the good news they had. They were actually getting married, and not like the last time as a trick for Bluster. At King K. Rool's fortress, King K. Rool heard everything. But he couldn't hear the rest because his only daughter could not stop giggling and hitting Krusha's foot. It was even louder with Klump's daughter, Kelly, and Krusha's daughter, Elsa, was joining the giggling.
"Ugh...this was fun last week but now it's getting annoying! Stop them NOW, Klump!" K. Rool screamed.
"Uh...yes sir. Kelly, BE QUIET! That goes for you, too, Elsa and G. Runt!" Klump yelled. Finally G. Runt, Elsa and Kelly stopped. Then K. Rool listened for any other information.
"A real wedding? Sounds exciting," K. Rool said. "If I'm not invited, I'm stealing that Crystal Coconut out of Cranky's grasp! Klump, Krusha, tell those flea bitten apes that! And bring the giggling brats with you! I need a break from G. Runt!"
"Yes, sir!" Klump said.
"Right away, sir," Krusha said. Back with DK and the others, they told Lanky, Pinky, and Chunky about those times when they were not around. Like that time Diddy, Krusha and K. Rool got Kongo Bongo Gone Wrongo Disease, a disease that goes right into your head. Kiddie was napping while the Kongs were talking. But then everyone heard crying in the bushes. And it was NOT Kiddie.
"Who goes there?" Tiny asked.
"It's Klump and Krusha," Klump said.
"Let me guess: You brought G. Runt, Kelly and Elsa with you?" Dixie said.
"Yes, we came here to tell you if you don't invite King K. Rool to the wedding, then he will take away the Crystal Coconut," Klump said.
"I guess I have no choice," Donkey said. "Tell him he's invited with no invitation." When Klump and Krusha did, K. Rool was relieved because all of G. Runt's giggling made him exhausted until she calms down at night. But the bright side was that G. Runt is an heir to K. Rool's throne and Kelly will her general and Elsa will be her bodyguard.
One Month Later
"I now pronounce you husband and wife," Cranky said. "You may kiss the bride." DK and Candy kissed. DK wore a fancy tuxedo with a special tie, not like his usual tie. And Candy wore a long gown that reached her ankles. Then Candy tossed her bouquet and it landed in Dixie's hands, much to her and Diddy's amazement. Everyone was partying around, even K. Rool and G. Runt. Everything will be great in the future, even with G. Runt, Kelly and Elsa being there to try to steal the Crystal Coconut.
Me: Not bad, huh, guys?
DK: Not bad at all, Em. You are a genius, much better than K. Rool and his cronies.
Diddy: Say, Emilie, how did you come up with the name Elsa?
Me: From the hit Disney movie, Frozen. My mom and I are planning to rent it and watch it while dad is at work.
Tiny: Why not watch it with your dad?
Me: Oh you don't know my dad. He HATES Disney. The only Disney movie he likes is the Nightmare Before Christmas.
Lanky: Well luckily you have your mom. She loves a lot of movies like you do.
Chunky: I heard she knows that Al Pacino movie, Devil's Advocate.
Me: Yes she does. I saw that movie on TV. It was tense but I loved it. But I didn't get to see the ending because my mom and dad's favorite talk show, Chelsea Lately, was recording. Anyway, don't forget to review. And there WILL be more one shots. Including time repeating itself from things that happened in the Donkey Kong Country TV show.