Authors note:

So this ff is for my cousin (Mandy) who is probably not the average MC (Rating T for foul language -.-) and I apologize for all grammar mistakes. If you should read this, I'm sorry forgive me but I had to do it.

I'll do a version with everyone from the GoM only that I'll do KisexOc first but the others are going to be with Kuroko (GoMxKuroko)...I hope this makes sense.

'what...' =thoughts

"what..." =speaking

Disclaimer: I do not own KnB

KisexOc

Sigh. 'Damn it, I should have brought an umbrella with me! Screw that weather forecast! Oh yeah it's going to be sunny, like hell!', thought Mandy angrily with a deep frown on her face. It's raining heavily and she doesn't have an umbrella with her. Also her friends all went home earlier because she had cleaning duty -fuck that- and now she is standing at the school gates, wondering why the gods hate her so much. As she's weighing down the pros and cons of running home in this goddamn weather or staying at school a loud voice snaps her out of her thoughts. "Mandycchiiii~~~!" (A/N: This sounds so hilarious...pffft)

Oh she knew that voice very well, that loud annoying voice could only belong to the obnoxious being that -yes that- is called Kise Ryouta. 'Maybe I should run then-' "What are you doing here this late?Ah! Maybe you're waiting for me -ssu?! Omg, omg that's-" "Hell no." "Ehhhhh?!Mouu~ you're so mean -ssu!" Yeah, that's Kise and you could practically see the dog ears.

"Why must you hate me this much?!", muttered Mandy in low voice. "Mm? What did you just say?" "Nothing." "Eh? But just now- errr anyway don't you have an umbrella? If not Mandycchi can walk with me!" And now you could see his tail wagging literally. With another long sigh she nodded, "Okay, but only this time. You're lucky that I forgot mine and I don't wanna come home drenched." "yayyy~~ umbrella date with Mandycchiiii~" Oh. My. God. Why. 'Why do I even know this guy?!', she thought. "And here's my umbrella~!" 'Well at least his umbrella isn't as flashy as he is' It was a simple black one. The annoying blonde opened his umbrella -and what the actual fuck.

That was the creepiest thing she ever saw there inside his umbrella were pale legs with lace underpants printed under the umbrella, like inside so that people wouldn't see, only him. "Eh?! Wait, this isn't my umbrella! Mandycchi, this is a mis-" That's it. One hit in the groin later, Kise cradeled his private parts and sunk to the ground. "Pervert.", with those words she left Kise lying on the ground, ignoring his wailing and his cries completely. Not minding the heavy rain she hurried home. Unbeknownst to Kise, Mandy spurted a bright red blush on her face because those panties looked suspiciously like hers. Like hell she's gonna tell him that.

Omake:

"Mouu~ Mandycchi, why did you do that? That hurt -ssu~" Snip. Snip. An omnious sound was heard and it belonged to the one and only Akashi Seijuro. "Aka-akshicchii..." "Well, hello Ryouta. I saw you wanted to share your umbrella with MY Mandy is that right, hm?", Akashi said with a sinister smile. „N-no, I mean yes and wait what do you mean with YOUR Mandy, she's mine and-" "You've got guts talking to me like that. Unfortunately for you this is going to be your last time seeing the outside world. Now it's punishment time." You could only hear the frightened cry in the distance if you listen carefully enough. Up to this day nobody knew what happened and nobody will ever know.

Mandy's PoV:

„Hm? What was that? ...Well, whatever." 'I thought I heard Kise for a moment.'

Please feel free to review or criticize and please just (if you want) google 'umbrella with underpants underneath' if you want to see what it's like (because I can't explain things very well). Apparently it's a thing now. And I know this is hella weird but when I saw a picture of the umbrella on IG, I just could't pass that chance up and sorry if I totally creeped out someone.