The Cheeseburger Monster

"I'm telling ya, Sammy, this is freaking fantastic. You should try some."

Sam glanced from his brother's stuffed to the brim mouth, to better stare at the monstrosity Dean fingered the yellowed wrapper of.

The mysterious bacon cheeseburger stared back at him so innocently, but the youngest knew better.

Anyone was bound to be poisoned from sticking that in their cake-hole.

"No thanks, dude. Fine here with my salad."

Sam could only watch with a sickening stomach as Dean's face abruptly graded into olive green from its once normal shade.

Nursing Dean back to health?

Oh yeah, what a blast.

FIN