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Prologue: Double A

A South Park Fanfiction by Raining Skittles

Please read all of below, it is essential for the well-being of you, and also those around you.

I would like to take this opportunity to tell you about vampires.

Vampires are such beautiful, misunderstood creatures.

But, I suppose most are unfamiliar with the true nature of the creatures of the night. If you are expecting sparkly, emo pussies, then you have come to the wrong place.

Real vampires don't sparkle. I think you are mistaking vampires for disco balls.

But anyway, I shall elaborate- aren't I nice?

First things first; a vampire is born a vampire. They cannot be changed through biting, that is a common stereotype. But, in actual fact, certain parents are carriers of the vampire gene; a mutated strand of DNA which is quite rare and only affects the first born of the carriers- with some exceptions.

The change will happen at the exact age of sixteen, though certain clues will tip you off during the chosen childs child-hood. For example; did things ever fly off the shelves without warning? Did you ever get your just desserts for denying your bundles of joy something? You get the idea.

But, I digress.

Anyways, back to the point, at the age of sixteen a seeker will come for the young vampires-in-training, or Pyre's, as they are called. A seeker is actually a Pyre themself, but all Pyre's are given the cance to sign up for seeker duty; like being a mentor or prefect. A young vampire is called a Pyre because most die on the way to our Prestigeous School- Alba Academy for The Training of Young Vampires...or Double A, as the children have come to call it- and go up in flames from over-exposure to the sun- in a sort of eerie funeral pyre.

A vampire is known for his/ her ability's, though they differ in form and strength from vampire-to-vampire.

Most vampires are incredibly smart, with near-photographic memories. They are also very instinctual, primal creatures. Most are sensual, caring and compassionate. A vampire can also be easily recognised by his/ her markings. Their individual marking is completely unique, and reflects them and their powers. There is also a mark that every vampire has; a black crescent moon on the side of his/ her neck.

A vampire is typically, very beautiful. Pale skin that differs in shades; and the vampire in question's eyes will be much more vivid than they were in his/ her pre-vampire life

A vampire is incredibly strong and fast- more so after drinking blood.

A vampire can consume human food, and needs too eat as much as an ordinary human; only needing blood once every few weeks, depending on how much they drink.

A vampire is very sensetive to the UV rays of the sun, and too much exposure causes said vampire to spontaniously combust.

At Double A, we nurture Pyres, and are able to care for them in a way no human can.

We have our own blood bank, dorms and classes that take place during the night. We also have places of enjoyment on campus like a bowling alley, two fast food bars and four coffee shops- at pupils vote. Double A also has its on medical tower, and a bar (for over twenty one's, only).

Double A, our school, is high up, secretive and very, very, prestegious. We have over one thousand, two hundred students, and over two hundred staff members. We deal with counselling if parents...don't like their childs change in species.

My name is Luna Alba, and I am the founder and head mistress of Double A. I have been chosen to record the events of a certain Pyre, known as Kyle Broflovski. He was very...strange when he first came here, but I'm sure you will come to care for him as much as we all do.

Don't worry, you will not hear nor see hide nor hair of me for a long time. So I suggest you sit back; put your feet up; and enjoy the ride.