"Look at the painting I bought! Isn't it cute? It's going to look so lovely on that wall riiiight there; that's where I'm picturing it. Something must be done with that huge, boring grey wall." Marie exclaimed, holding up a large framed painting.

Stein stared at it with a dull, emotionless expression. A painting of a orange tabby kitten playing with a ball that looked like a pumpkin. He was supposed to hang this in his house?

"I don't think it's going to work out, Marie." Stein said. He was trying to rather politely decline the idea.

"Oh, yes it will." Marie objected as she began to hold the painting up to the wall. Stein was just staring at it…that intensely bright painting was going to be plastered there….geez.

"You shouldn't have bought that without asking me first. Marie, honestly I don't really want that thing hanging on my wall." Stein sighed.

"Your wall?" Marie said, setting the painting down and placing her hands on her hips. "This is OUR house, not just yours! So I bought one little piece of artwork to hang up; what's wrong with that?"

"That painting doesn't look very little to me." Stein said, shoving his hands into his lab coat pockets.

Marie was finally becoming irritated. Stein….that meanie! She spun around to face him but said nothing, instead choosing to just glare at him.

Now, Marie…that was art. Yes that sounded pitifully corny but it was true. Stein found Marie to be so beautiful. Her lovely golden locks…like pure gold flowing over her shoulders; soft as rabbit's fur. Her sweet honey, caramel eye held all the world's love, warmth, and sweetness and was never dull; just gorgeous. Her skin was smooth as porcelain but held the glow of a candle; she was radiant. And then her body…so picturesquely perfect. He had indeed made it a priority to etch the image of that feminine figure into his mad mind. Her tiny little shoulders swooped down into her delicate arms; her small hands at the end of those arms…he wanted to hold them.

Pardon his detailed observations…her breasts were perfect too. She was definitely well endowed, as he noticed most women didn't mature to her size. They were perfectly rounded and placed at the perfect height and width of her body. Though it was awkward to admit, he would be lying if he said that he didn't find it tempting on occasion to grasp them fully.

The beauty of those aside, the whole of Marie's body was lovely too. Her body curved into a very delicate, softly swooping, hourglass shape. Her tiny little frame was so darling, that even Stein had to confess to a desire to press that small frame up against his and take possession of it.

Her hips balanced out her top half ideally. Such perfect balance; even Death the Kid would have to be proud if he took the time to notice…hmmm or perhaps the eye patch covering one of her eyes would throw him off, but that was off topic. Those hips were another one of her assets that he craved. He wanted to reach out and grasp them, kneed them, and pull her to him…perhaps even let his hips meet her own if he managed to make it that far.

Now those LEGS; such a rare sight to see, but what a treat they were when available to his longing olive eyes. So delicate and shapely, simply begging to have his hands run up and down them…or perhaps to be played with….or maybe even spread; no ahem not appropriate…for now anyway…hmm although that location did happen to be another beauty of hers. What wasn't beautiful about her?

"Why are you staring at me?" Marie finally huffed. "Are you going to help me hang this picture?"

Stein closed his eyes and finally gave in. "Yes." He answered walking over to her.

Marie smiled, obviously happy with Stein's resolution and now cooperative behavior.

Stein smiled somewhat wickedly while Marie was looking away. I let her hang this picture since she seems to love it so much…but she will definitely be held accountable to repaying me tonight as I watch her sleep. Perhaps I'll dissect those lovely hips. Or perhaps I'll just leave her be. I wouldn't want to ruin such a beautiful body...

(A/N: lol I got this whole ABC idea from last night. There's this really cool guy in my psychology class but for some reason I couldn't remember his name so I began to go through the alphabet thinking if I remembered the first letter of his name that I could figure out his full name…which never happened. But lol I got a fanfiction idea out of it! Rating may change but I'm not sure yet :p)