Whazzup? So at this point I am experimenting with...pairings. Dundun Duuuuunnn.... I don't really like sticking to a specific pairing, though. It strikes me as a sad waste of potential. If you do not like anything I write (although...who's reading what I write???) please respect my differences and refrain from commenting. 'k, thx. :P I hope this works out... Reborn is not mine, but my crack is mine. :D


Kay! First up! Lambo! And nooooo....this is not pedophilia. This is happy family time godammnit.


Tsuna likes Lambo best.

Lambo isn't the strongest, or the bravest, or brilliant like Gokudero, or elusive and untouchable like Mukuro, but...

Lambo is young, still young, and he cries and laughs and likes playing with trucks, and thinks girls are icky, and he takes afternoon naps and he doesn't know, doesn't have to know, about blood and war, and dieing for the family.

(He's not scary like Hibari, doesn't stash dynamite in his socks, doesn't carry a sword like a third arm, doesn't...)

Tsuna always has time to play with Lambo. He likes playing with Lambo because sometimes in a particularily engaging round of tag, Tsuna forgets about rings and boxes, and the smoky tang of guns, and suddenly he is....

still a student, still lives at home (still can live at home), still that loser with horrible grades and a kind mother.

(Contrary to popular belief, Tsuna, after a particularily gruesome assassination attempt or negotiations turned blood bath, misses being a nobody.)

Lambo smells like lemon bars and soap, and Tsuna buries his face in Lambo's hair to drown out the salty bite of blood, the burning hiss of smoke and gunpowder

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