Chapter 1
A/N: This is just a series of funny drabbles about times Visser 3 ate people told in third person. This is my first story. {These marks} will denote Thought Speak. No flames please.
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Book 9 the Secret
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"We named it after you, Visser!" said the first Human-Controller, struggling to hold back laughter. He was clutching a newspaper to his chest.
"Yeah!" said the second one who was also struggling to hold back laughter.
{What exactly did you name it?} Visser Three said threateningly.
Human Controllers 1 and 2 stopped, looked and pointed at each other and simultaneously said "HE has the idea!"
Visser Three snatched the newspaper away from Human Controller 1. The big headline said "Dapsen Logging Camp opens!"
Boy was Visser Three mad. If he was a cartoon human, smoke would have been pouring out of his ears. He yelled in everyone's head, probably damaging their brains, {WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!}
Then Visser Three morphed something gigantic and ate the two human controllers. All the other Human and Hork-Bajir Controllers forced laughter to avoid being eaten.
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A/N: Yeah, I know, it's horrible but it is my first fic and it's past my bedtime and DEAL. WITH. IT. Please R/R. No flames please!
Good day! SmartGirl, out!