Here We Go Again

Welcome, readers, to my rendition of every OC/Mary Sue that has walked the Earth. As much as I despise main character OCs, the comical gold that was here could not be ignored and the prospect of destroying that horrible thing was just too tempting.

Let us bash this OC into the ground together.

Enjoy:

The sun was slowly rising over the bustling metropolis that was Tokyo. The city was full of life, and everywhere you looked, there were multitudes of individuals that all went about their daily lives. Some were going to work in order to support their families or their dreams. Others went to school or other places of higher learning to either advance their knowledge or in the hopes of one day contributing to Humanity as a whole. There were also people who did not have a clear objective set forth with their life and simply followed the flow that Destiny had set forth for them. All in all, upon these hundreds of thousands of individuals, not a single one of them was not deserving of having a story about their life written. Each could have taught us valuable lessons about success, failure, or some other existential truth that both the readers and the writer of the story would have considered heartwarming and/or instructive.

Despite that, we will be focusing on some schmuck that happened to be walking down an alley with a dark cloak that covered his entire body with an added hood. Why was he wearing a dark cloak? I suppose it was for dramatic effect... Maybe, I really don't know at this point.

After walking a ways, the unknown cloaked figure finally exited the alley that made it sound like it was going to be the prelude to some flashback sequence that would go into detail about his horrible yet noble past that would have made even a Greek tragedy sound tame. As the full light of the sun rained down upon this cloaked figure no one seemed to notice because there weren't any reactions which I personally find very strange, a bus pulled up right in front of the figure who had been patiently waiting for said bus to come pick him up for all of five seconds. The bus opened to reveal a bus driver with mysterious glowing eyes that showed a complete lack of emotion apart from a single one: amusement.

Cloaked figure looked directly at the mysterious bus driver who couldn't help but let out a snicker as he took the cigar out of his mouth. The figure stood there waiting for the Bus Driver to speak his mind which he did almost immediately so I'm not really sure why I had to mention to hooded figure again if for no other reason that to put him forth as often as I can.

"What's your name, kid?" The Bus Driver's ominous voice did nothing to spook the cloaked figure because he's a completely fearless hero that can be scared by no one and knows everything already so why should he be scared?

"I am prince, king, professor, doctor, sir, lord, agent..." He began but was soon interrupted by this bus driver that was undeserving of hearing his entire name mixed with all his awesome accomplishments.

"Enough with all the titles, kid. Just skip to your name or get off my bus." The Bus Driver's tone had already become weary with the young person's apparent compulsive need to show that he was amazing thanks to his heritage or skills at climbing the social ladder.

"Stu, Gary Stu." The cloaked figures intonation had become dark and full of dread yet also kind and sweet at the same time, it was like the perfect tone mixed with the perfect voice.

"Of course that's your name." The Bus Driver pointed at the back of the bus with his grin still plastered on his eery face and told him to sit down, he then let out a chuckle as he closed the door, began to drive off and asked a question directly at anyone who would be listening by chance. "Why do I always get stuck with transporting them to the school?"

No answer came and he continued to drive until he passed through the multicolored tunnel. He then went on driving until he arrived at the pumpkin scarecrow marker that indicated that this was a indeed bus stop as you may have guessed by the context. Little happened on the journey to the school that was really out of the ordinary. There were a few bank robberies and cats stuck in trees but Gary Stu made quick work of those perilous cases while the Bus Driver simply sat there and chuckled at the absurdity of the situation he was throw into, his only consolation was that a certain brown haired boy and pink haired vampire were going to be forced to deal with another one of them. Watching them deal with this guy was going to be fun.

The Bus Driver gave his usual warning to the new arrival who was quick to make a witty retort before he closed the door and disappeared back into the tunnel. To where, you may ask? Again, beats me. He isn't the focus of this story anyway so perhaps it would be best to just move on to our main protagonist who was traveling through the dirt path that led to the Academy.

Finally, he came upon the main academic building that was just as scary looking as the rest of the landscape on this side of the tunnel. Did it freak him out? Of course not. He merely brushed off the scenery and entered the clearing that served as the front courtyard for the school. The students were making their way through the gates and proceeded to go to class since it was the beginning of the day.

However, he did stop off after noticing that a few of the students were distributing newspapers. The group was composed of a black haired upperclassmen with a wolfish smile on his face, Gary immediately deduced that he was a werewolf because he just knew. A black haired women who looked like the supervisor was lending a hand, she was a witch. There was also a young girl with black hair who was wearing a witch outfit, another witch. A blue haired girl with a gigantic chest, had to be a succubus because he said so. A purple haired girl with a lollipop in her mouth, snow woman. A pink haired girl with a rosario around her neck, vampire. A red haired girl with a pet bat, vampire again. And a brown haired boy whom it seemed nearly all the girls in the group were throwing lovey dovey eyes at whether they realized it or not, human turned ghoul turned witch ghoul turned ultimate link between monsters and mankind.

He walked up to the group and asked the brown haired boy to pass him a newspaper. Tsukune being Tsukune, he did so in a heartbeat and wished him well at the same time. Before he could pull back, the mysterious new arrival at Yokai grabbed his arm and examined it. He noticed the Lock and released Tsukune's arm immediately.

Even though he had just been treated like curiosity by the new guy, he remained cordial and asked him why he did that just as the rest of the group turned to the new arrival. The hooded figure took off his hood and cloak to reveal that he was covered from head to toe in seals supposed to suppress your aura, the only spot that was left uncovered was his face where one could see all the colors of the rainbow in his pupils. "My name is Gary Stu and..."

A collective groan escaped all but one member of the group who was too busy lifting up her ice claws at the unwanted presence. She spoke with a cool tone that managed to sound frightening despite it's monotone intonation. "Try and take me away from Tsukune like your kind has been trying to do lately and I will freeze your legs and throw you into the Ocean." She then lowered her claws and went back to distributing newspapers.

As for Tsukune, although he had had a very bad history with the new arrival's kind, he still remained the same old lovable and kind Tsukune we all know and love. "Look, if you want to be friends, I don't have a problem with that. As long as you don't try and force yourself on anyone in the newspaper club or anyone else for that matter and don't think about turning me into a punching bag, I will be your friend. Does that sound fair to you?"

Gary solemnly nodded and took leave of his newly acquired friend. It seemed their over exposure to new individuals have left them with a sense of apprehension at his arrival. How could this be? Go figure, I have no idea where this is going or what they're thinking. No matter, he would do what he could to enter this group and fix it's problems. They may not like or appreciate him being around now. But he will stick around until everyone likes him.

And he won't take no for an answer...