Spongebob placed the tank of water on his head, it rested on his spongey shoulders. He entered and waved to Sandy Cheeks.
"Hey Sandy, watcha doing there?" He asked, pointing to the yellow balls.
"Tasting up some old lemons, want one?"
"Sure! Hey Sandy, guess what happened to me today?" Bob {JUST CALL HIM BOB!} played his word game while wringing some lemon juice into his bowl.
"What?" Sandy asked and stuffed a lemon into her cheek and squished the juices down her squirrely throat.
"I was on this site today of the interweb and I found a story where some jerk played a trick on me!" He said angrily
"What was the trick?" Sandy bent down beside Bob and patted his sponge back, sympathetic.
"Well I found this rated M story-"
"Spongebob, those are for mature adults!" Sandy interupted loudly.
"Now now, Sandy let me finish. So this chick wrote a story about our show and said it included lemons and sex and stuff."
"Between who?"
Spongebob didn't want to tell Sandy he was looking up stories about him and her. So he didn't reply.
"And it didn't have sex in it at all! It had us eating lemons and talking about jerks who write annoying stories."
"They should be ashamed of themselves!"
Sandy and Spongebob look at you through your computer screen and frown.
"Guess this sucker fell for it too"
I ran across one of these today and IT PISSED ME OFF! I won't say who but it was a freddie/carly thing and it was annoying. So I did it to annoy anyone back. Sorry people who fell for it, you gotta sacrifice to win.