Yay! AlibisDragon, The Plushie Bandit, Omni Child, Aifos, and Spooky-Chan.
My fellow SanUso luvers o.o or appreciators. Or. Whatever. XD wuv wuv wuv!
He Likes It Short
"Do you really have to take it off?"
"I'm sweaty and hot. Of course I wanna take it off"
"But…your overalls will just make you hotter. Hmmm…how bout you just get naked?"
"How bout you just shut up?"
Blushing, Usopp twisted away from Sanji's groping fingers. "Pervert" The blonde shrugged. "Those running shorts make you look so hot" "Will you can it!" Ah...blessed silence.
Slurp…Crunch… Slurp. The track team member hadn't even finished his locker combo! He turned around to glare at Sanji, who was currently placing the lollipop (Green apple today) back between his lips. "Could you not do that?"
Sanji tapped his hands on the locker bench and lifted his visible eyebrow. "I'm not doing anything" His boyfriend blushed, knowing what he was about to say next would sound horribly wrong. "You're sucking too loud. Slow down"
As predicted, Sanji chuckled and grinned. "But I thought you liked it when I –"
"I was talking about the lollipop!" As if just realizing it was there, Sanji took out the offensive treat and looked at it. He took it between his lips again and shrugged. "I gave up smoking for you. Need something to calm my nerves."
Usopp looked exasperated. "…"
Snatching his locker open, Usopp put his thumbs in the waist band of his shorts, preparing to remove them. But he stopped. Turning slowly he saw the blonde staring at his every move. Wah…
Sanji stared at the image before him. (In case u haven't noticed. Im totally enjoying this. XD)
Dark curly tresses, weighted down a bit by sweat, lined a tanned face adorned with blush. Long nimble fingers grasping the shorts, preparing to reveal more of the tanned beauty before him. Sanji watched a lone drop of sweat appear from the end of his shorts and spiral down his smooth legs. Ah…
He pounced.
"Sanji! Get off me you bastard!"
"As if! You can't just tease me like that and expect to walk properly ever again!"
"What!"
End
Lol. shortest fic I ever did. EVER. Lol I like this one tho. Ok. U guys r probably saying this to yourselves : Wat the fuck is rong wit this bitch? All she writes is fuckin SanUso! XD that's wat I'D be saying lmao. At first I just liked Sanji anything. Cuz Sanji's da shit. Anything wit Sanji and not girls that weren't me, was wat I liked (smiles)
Then one day over the summer I came across this…
http/ captain- usopp. net/ ussdop/ index.html (take out the spaces)
Nothing but SanUso. Totally hilarious. OOC, IC uber weirdness and other stuff. This site is y im frickin hooked. If u've seen it before then HUZZAH. If not then I advise u to chek it out (smiles) its pretty awesome… if SanUso isn't enough to convince u, then get this. Bishie Chopper. XD ok ok. I hope the address showed up. If not then…tell me so I can post it on my bio or whatever.
Laterz Dudette