METROID: OTHER N
CHAPTER 1: MOTHER BRAIN? MORE LIKE MOTHER PAIN!
Samus Aran looked at the big dino dude. Name was Mother Brain. And no, she didn't have anything to do with the MOTHER series. However, she was the mother to a bunch of clingy freakazoids. They were called…..Metroids. And there was only one left. But where was it?
Samus shot an ice beam. It froze Mother Brain's toe, but she broke free. Brain then proceeded to shoot a mouth laser at Samus. Samus had 1 hit point…..err, not much armor left. Mother Brain approached. "YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT ME? MUAHAHA! WHAT AN INTERESTING THOUGHT! GET IT? BECAUSE I'M A BRAIN, AND AS SUCH AM INQUIRING ABOUT THOUGHTS? EH. THE JOKE'S LOST ON YOU. RRRRAAGH!"
Suddenly, a green creature with fangs floated in. It was the last Metroid! Samus was happy to see it. But it was a lot bigger than when she last met it. She raised this Metroid, so it was good, I think. Then it grabbed onto Samus' head and ate it…whoops. Let's start over.
Okay, okay, fast forward, dino dude, freakazoids, inquiries regarding thought…..ah, here we are. The Metroid latched onto Samus and began to restore her energy. Mother Brain bellowed, "I COULDN'T HAVE PREDICTED THIS, EVEN WITH MY BIG BRAIN!"
Mother Brain was mad. She liked to predict things. She walked up to the Metroid and bit it. It deflated like a balloon. Samus yelled, "Noooo! That was my son! You will pay."
It turns out that not only did her energy get restored, Samus also got a weapon upgrade. It fired miniature Metroid snot blobs. "The Metroid Beam," Samus coined it in the heat of the battle.
Samus fired the Beam at Mother Brain. It got in her eye. She complained about not being all-seeing anymore, or some such garbage. Samus kept firing it until Mother Brain got all stickied up. Then she activated a bomb to destroy planet Zebes, the planet that was Mother Brain's base of operations. Samus was on this planet, obviously, so she needed to escape. "I'LL GET YOU, ARAN!," yelled Mother Brain as Samus rolled into a ball and went down a hatch.
Samus emerged from a tube at the central landing point of Zebes. She stood on the rocky surface and glared at the twisted purple sky. Tall, rocky mountains penetrated the thick air. Samus snarled. This was a terrible place. She went to her ship. The elevator on the top lowered and the descended into the cockpit. Samus pressed a big green button that said GO. The four rockets under the ship lit up. Samus was gradually lifted towards the air. She looked down at Zebes, at the horrible creatures congregating at the landing point. Then she looked up and she was in space. "Whatever," Samus blurted out, "Not like I've never been in space before." The unprecedented remark was followed by the planet beneath her exploding.
"Another job done."
"RING. RING."
Samus picked up the reciever. "Hello?"
Samus' friend, Adam Malkovich, replied. "Sorry to bother you, but another problem has come up. Codename: Great Pizza."