Greetings, filth-beasts!
It has come to my attention that this show called "Invader Zim" is one you adore. And that, given the choice, you would bow down and worship this Zim were he to say he was real, yes?
Then you, disgusting humans, should be overjoyed! For you see…
I AM ZIM!
Yes, you all want to bow down to me now. And as it seems this Jhonen Vasquez has made a very humorous show that you love, you should obey me. OBEY ME NOW!
If you pledge your undying loyalty to me, ZIM, then you shall be rewarded. We shall start by storming this hideous Nickelodeon place and controlling the TV. And we will DESTROY the other shows.
Then you, my minions, will travel the globe, forcing other humans to watch ZIM! And then the world shall be MINE!
I'm laughing now! Look at me go! It's FUN!
And so, my terrible minions, if you want to join me in my conquest for EVIL then review. NOW.
Unless you are one of those HORRIBLE dirt-pigs that writes about me and the humans doing love-things. YOU ARE FULL OF LIES! ZIM needs no love! But if you insist on worshiping ZIM (and I don't blame you) then maybe you can do grunt labor… that is fun and full of ZIM-ness.
And so, with that, I leave it up to you. Join me and be favored, or PERISH when the earth is conquered.
Invader ZIM, signing off!