Naruto cursed as he got hit by the chidori in the heart . Though it only came as a muffled scream .
Nowhere
Masashi Kishimoto laughed evilly . So fun . . . . Then , a hooded man knocked on his door. Kishi opened the door and was hit by a sword .
" Kishi , for ruining Naruto's life . You will die. As punishment I will make Naruto own the Naruto Universe . " The unknown Assassin said to Kishi . Masashi Kishimoto screamed in anger and in pain . Masashi Kishimoto died . The Unknown Assassin walked over to the computer and . . . .
Naruto was confused . First he died by his friend . Then he was in a white room . Suddenly there was lots of text .
Killed Villagers = 378 points .
Accessed Kyuubi chakra = 450 points .
Learned Henge = 50 points .
Learned Kawarimi = 65 points .
Hit on Anko the Snake Lady = 500 points .
Failed to notice Hinata's Feelings = 700 points .
Learned Rasengan = 300 points .
Learned Shadow Clone = 100 points .
Died at age 12 ( or 13? ) = - 3500
Total = -1047
Karma = Neutral.
Rating = You suck ! Go awa-
' Hello Naruto I am Kyle . I have defeated your creator . I want to make it up to you by making you own . '
' ... Kyle ... ? ' ' Listen Kyle , my life is shit - ' 'That's why I want to make it up to you . robot51 ' Nothing happened , but after 5 seconds . Something happened . Then something said " ACHIEVEMENTS UNLOCKED ! CHARACTERS UNLOCKED ! CHEATS UNLOCKED ! ALL ITEMS UNLOCKED ! EXTRAS UNLOCKED ! " Naruto was freaked out . So he fell on his butt . . 'Kyle . .. .. Thank you ...' ' No need kid . ' Naruto thought about the cheats . . . After a few minutes he asked Kyle another question . ' Kyle what's a cheat ? ' ' why don't you see for yourself kid? ' suddenly Naruto was flung in the menu . He looked at the menu .
Play
Achievements
Options
Cheats
Extras
' Kid this is the menu ' ' Like a menu from a game , I get it . ' ' Kid look at the Cheats Menu .
Naruto pushed the cheats button . The main menu dissapeared and what stood there were the cheats :
Level 1000 ( ... Weeeeelll . . If you activate this cheat You can do anything . . . )
Infi-
The cheat list didn't have time to finish as Naruto pushed the Level 1000 button . . . .
' Level 1000 cheat activated! '
' Kit think mentally 'back' ' Naruto thought 'back' Naruto was suddenly in the main menu again . Without warning he pressed play . Naruto spinned and went down (Like in Pokemon games , escape rope ) to the Play menu .
New game
Load game
" Meh , load game sucks , New game ! " 'Kid I will be in your mind okay?' ' 'kay . '
Naruto pressed New game . A door appeared and Naruto walked to it without hesitation . Once there he found them . All colored statues of him or her . 'Must be cause they're unlocked' He looked at the statues' description .
Noob Naruto
A noob version of Naruto . 'Nuff said .
Taijutsu : An ant can own him .
Ninjutsu: Lee can own him by firing E-rank ninjutsu . Not like Lee can do it anyway.
Genjutsu : sucks .
Chakra Capacity : Nonexistent.
Chakra control : the worst .
Naruto grimaced . He wasn't like that. He searched through the statues . He found an ownage type character after a few minutes .
Godlike & Cool Naruto
Ninjutsu : Errrrr... Godlike?
Taijutsu : Godlike . Nuff' said.
Genjutsu : Godlike . Nuff' said.
Chakra Capacity : Infinity bitch.
Chakra control : Well fuck... He has perfect Chakra control . When I mean that. I mean Godlike.
Bloodlines : All Bloodlines,bitch please, Fully evolved. Bitch please.
Naruto broke a wide grin. he touched the statue. The statue dissapeared and out came the most badass Character who hates orange . Select Character? "Yes."
-blah blah blah about Kyuubi being sealed. Course. That was the noobest fox eva. He could defeat da fox. -
-5 Minutes later-
"The lol..." Yes , Naruto was the smartest.
Reason why Naruto is shocked? He has Infinite stat points. And ability points.
-For the sake of crack. Im gonna let you view it.-
Ninjutsu:5000/50000(5000 is godlike. 50000 is...I won't explain it.)
-Naruto adds 45000 points-
Ninjutsu:50000/50000
Taijutsu:50000/50000
Genjutsu:50000/50000
Kenjutsu:50000/50000
Fuinjutsu:50000/50000
Sword styles, Hand-to-Hand styles = 500 defensive sword styles , 500 offensive sword styles, 500 Offensive-to-Defensive sword styles, 500 Defensive Hand-to-Hand styles. 500 Offensive Hand-to-Hand styles. 500 Offensive-to-Defensive Hand-to-Hand styles. 1 Ultimate fighting style (Combines all styles)
IQ:50000/50000
Abilities:
Basically everything, like Devil's luck = 50000/50000
Affiinity=Everything,50000/50000
. = 50000/50000
(Now that's it.)
Is this okay?Yes,No.
Naruto said Yes. The world seemed to spin.