Hey guys, so yes, instead of updating my other stories, I'm writing Homestuck one shots.
This story is dedicated to Darkleer, the person who introduced this crazy fandom to me.
I've never written for moirails before, so I hope this isn't too out there.
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY EQUIUS ARROWS T.T
This is also up on Archive of Our Own if you want to see some color and Equius's arrows
Disclaimer: Homestuck belongs to Hussie, the end.
- arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling arsenicCatnip [AC] –
AG: Heeeeeeeey.
AC: :33 *ac scratches her chin purriously at the newcomer.*
AG: *AG 8arfs from the ridiculous rolepl8y*
AG: Soooooooo, you're Nepeta right?
AC: :33 yes, hello!
AG: Gr8 so Pyrope wasn't lying after all
AG: I'm Vriska 8y the way.
AC: :33 it's nice to meet you vriska
AG: Right….. Anyw8y, you rolepl8y with Pyrope right?
AC: :33 *ac nods while purring happily*
AG: I have this friend, he a8solutely looooooooves to rolepl8y.
AC: :33 *ac's interest is purrked at the sound of ag's friend*
AG: Pyrope forgot to mention how weird you are…..
AG: His troll tag is centuarsTesticle. He gets lonely sometimes and I feel so badly for him that he has no one to rolepl8y with.
AG: ::::)
AC: :33 purrfect, I will message him right away!
- arachnidsGrip [AG] ceased trolling arsenicCatnip [AC] –
You are Nepeta Leijon. You don't know exactly what just happened, but you are excited at the prospect of making a new friend.
You quickly type in the new troll tag you got, and feel disappointed when the troll appears to be offline. Oh well, you decide to type him a friendly welcome anyway.
- arsenicCatnip [AC] began trolling centuarsTesticle [CT] -
CT is an offline troll
AC: :33 *ac saunters joyously through the woods when suddenly she s33s a large house apurring through the tr33s*
AC: :33 *ac has never seen this house before and decides to pawfully explore*
AC: :33 *ac stalks up to the house, k33ping her ears p33led for whoever lives there*
AC: :33 *the curious feline takes a d33p breath inward, purring at the warm smells filling her nose*
AC: :33 *ac checks the door handle and is purresently surprised when it is unlocked*
AC: :33 *ac f33ls anxious to enter a strangers home and pawses in the doorway*
CT is now an online troll
CT: D - Uhhh
CT: D - What… is this?
AC: :33 *ac's eyes light up and she waves one paw, her original quest of exploration forgotten*
CT: D - I need a towel
AC: :33 *ac is puzzled by ct's request but searches for a towel with renewed purrpose*
AC: :33 *ac finds a purrfect towel and passes it to the sweaty troll*
CT: D - Thanks
AC: :33 you're welcome! *ac wonders why her new friend isn't rping*
CT: D - What is rp? Is this commoner vernacular?
AC: :33 what? silly rp stands for role play!
CT: D - Role play, the word does sound familiar
AC: :33 *ac giggles at how purrfectly adorable ct is being* i heard you enjoy role playing and are quite lonely. no one should be lonely
CT: D - Well, I have never role played before
CT: D - Maybe you could, explain it to me
CT: D - Actually
CT: D - I command you to explain it to me
AC: :33 h33h33 alright
AC: :33 role play is when two trolls have fun by pretending to be someone else
CT: D - That sounds 100dicrus
AC: :33 it is really pawsome
AC: :33 i'm slightly confused now though
AC: :33 vriska told me you liked role play
CT: D - This somehow does not surprise me, I will have to discuss this with Vriska later
CT: D - I need another towel
CT: D - So
CT: D - Are you suggesting we should role play?
AC: :33 if you want
CT: D - Do you want me to?
AC: :33 silly it doesn't matter
CT: D - Then we won't
CT: D - Playing pretend is for wigglers
AC: :33 hey! i'm not a wiggler, i'm already 5 sweeps old
CT: D - Oh
CT: D - Me too
AC: :33 well purrhaps this was fate
AC: :33 i need to add you to my shipping wall, what's your name anyway?
CT: D - No
CT: D - You need to tell me your name first
CT: D - As is fitting for your place on the hemospectrum
AC: :33 *ac pouts slightly* well alright my name is nepeta
CT: D - I am Equius Zahhak
AC: :33 hi equius! *her pounceler wonders what equius's relation with vriska is*
CT: D - Oh
CT: D - Well
CT: D - She is my neighbor
AC: :33 aw that's boring, is she your moirail or something?
CT: D - No
CT: D - That is preposterous
AC: :33 kismesis? i need something for my shipping wall
CT: D - Shipping wall? Is that more commoner vernacular?
AC: :33 no i carve ships that i support into a wall in my hive
AC: :33 oh the f33ls
CT: D - This sounds ridiculous I command you to stop talking about this at once
AC: :33 fine, i'll find out about you and vriska later
CT: D - Now… ask me a question
AC: :33 okay… why do you have that strange D thing before your messages?
CT: D - I am an archer
AC: :33 ooh we should hunt together
CT: D - I do not hunt
AC: :33 what? why not?
CT: D - It is sort of embarrassing
AC: :33 you can tell me
CT: D - Alright. I've actually never successfully fired an arrow
CT: D - The bow always breaks
AC: :33 oh that isn't so bad, i guess you must be purrety strong then
CT: D - I suppose I am
CT: D - Since you inquired I will do so as well, what is up with the :33?
AC: :33 that's my face! it's smiling because i'm happy.
CT: D - It looks weird
CT: D - I think you should change it
AC: :33 I think it's purrfect the way it is
AC: :33 *ac purrs thoughtfully and glances around for inspiration*
AC: :33 i got it!
AC: :33 i'll add this, then we'll be opposites
CT: D - I suppose that is acceptable
AC: :33 *ac loves her new addition and examines it with shiny wide eyes*
CT: D - No more role play
AC: :33 awww meanie equius
CT: D - Actually, Vriska is trolling me, but we should continue this conversation at a later date
AC: :33 alright! *ac waves goodbye to her new friend and bounds off into the forest*
CT: D - What did I say about role play? Oh forget it…
- arsenicCatnip [AC] ceased trolling centuarsTesticle [CT] –
You are now Equius Zahhak. You aren't sure what just happened, but you like it. Vriska started trolling you a few minutes ago, and you put off answering, but the eights are starting to irritate you so you figure you better pacify her.
- arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling centuarsTesticle [CT] –
AG: ::::)
AG: How's the talk with your new friend going?
AG: Equius…..
AG: I don't like 8eing ignored, especially not 8y you.
AG: Equius!
AG: I know you're distracted by your new girlfriend 8ut you could take 8 seconds to message me 8ack.
CT: D - What is it?
AG: How do you like Nepeta? :::;)
CT: D - She is pleasant
AG: Aren't you wondering how she got your troll tag?
CT: D - No
AG: Oh...
AG: I'm going to tell you anyway, I gave it to her! Didn't her role pl8ying drive you craaaaaaaazy?
CT: D - I cannot comment on her commoner ways
CT: D - But
CT: D - Vriska
CT: D - - Thank you
CT is an offline troll
AG: What have I done?
- arachnidsGrip [AG] ceased trolling centuarsTesticle [CT] -
END! Grawr this took forever for me to write.
So please drop a review, let me know if it is in character, that's my biggest concern.